not at the first meeting, but at some point trump is going to offer to suck mamdani's dick. he'll come on strong. and when he is refused, that is when we'll see trump's true wrath. zohran my advice to you: leave the door open. let him think he might could suck you. in politics you do what you must

When you talk to your therapist about only being diagnosed with ADHD in the past 5 years and, after a pause, hits you with the "Did the person who diagnosed you rule out autism at all?"

theyre calling me the gamer who is going to make it

No...

after months of research i've compiled the definitive timeline of the magical girl genre. be sure to show all your friends who like magical girls

Got an early showing to the new zelda movie and it looks great! Pic I took at the theater

Yeah, I got ADHD Ahhhhhh Dis Head Dontwork

I think I want to propose something different. In terms of content of comedy, I agree that nothing is necessarily off limits— humour can be edgy and there’s nothing inherently wrong with that. The limits aren’t so much about the subject matter and never have been: it’s about who’s being punched.

zoomies tonight

Popeye.mp4 (Reupload)

"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo

slams his head into a barrel and shoots him in the dick

i actually think trump could go with that. "i sucked a little dick, sure, but i never swallowed". his homophobic base would go with him on this i suspect

sucking clinton's dick is the coolest thing donald trump ever did. shit i'd suck it. gives you a solid anecdote

I can't believe they put Baaulp into Metroid Prime 4

Metroid News has me thinking about this guy

I feel like… I feel like… Destiny 2 is responsible for this…

they’re saying on the news goku is sick. they’re saying he ate a box of sunmaid raisins and they’re poison for him like for dogs. the camera cut to the weatherman for the forecast and he can’t keep it together. everyone in this town loves goku

How would we describe this? It's basically AWESOME.

I would play so much more Destiny 2 if I could on a Steam Deck. Bungie's fear of linux is either a blessing or a curse. Maybe both.

i love how rainy it's been lately

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice. KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond. His reply was a doozy.

prepare to meet your maker mother fucker

Dude. Jet Force Gemini would be such a cool game if its control scheme felt better as a standard 3rd person shooter. Also maybe rebuilding the ship to get to the asteroid is super rough, and maybe the ending sucks, also hey wait where are you going to

I did a coupla knives.

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Can’t stop thinking about all the robber baron fucks that held secret meetings and spent MILLIONS AND MILLIONS in bribes and campaign investments and attack ads and media manipulation trying to tank Mamdani currently having the dawning realization that their money is completely and utterly useless.

Glorious to see the establishment fire their signature fear-mongering rhetoric to try and desperately stop this mayor— from the rampant Islamophobia, to ye olde Communism Scare. And none of it worked.

Bust a Groove (2)

Maybe if you wanted the game to end you shoulda designed it with an OUTING, huh?!??

What is that. It's a gun. Carrying a gun what are you thinking? Make me a sandwich? Carlton are you out of your mind man?!

happy Halloween

gIvE mE a HuG mAn.

Would you make me a sandwich. No.

If a satire is written with the supervision and approval of its subject, can you honestly call it satire?