i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

Fancy lil comm from a friend! Check out carbon_bort on instagram! I'm now ready for any fancy party that comes my way!

the speed at which this happened is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day on this busted ass site i reposted both the users in this as well, i’m just appreciating the juxtaposition here

Any promotion to this post would mean everything to me. My car now has a problem that requires an expense way beyond my reach. I'm unsure what I will do now but anything would help me at this point.

I may not be from the city, but that's MY mayor.

Your month, your cat friend!!

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

I don't agree with the Iran War, I think our entire government is in the wrong on this so I really don't care how the unjust war is fought, but for the love of god, OPSEC MOTHERFUCKERS!!! STOP ANNOUNCING STRIKES!!! This is why every other country has started seeing the US military as a joke.

does this to you ok

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Anti-War protest tonight at 6 pm at the White House. Spread the word!

Happy #InternationalAsexualityDay to all my ace friends out there!! Let’s make asexuality more visible!!

I think I bit off more than I could chew with @smellybear.bsky.social's big bear ass. Fucking love how this came out!

Friend ship is a sacred floater. A chemotherasubaputic bond twixt two n's. Like cookies 'n beans, franks 'n cream. Frie 'n ds. I've never supped from the meat cup of having even one chum, but today my cronilessness is aboot to die of lonlienessless, for today is the day I make my first real friend.

Get one

first and last time I was ever able to pull a tails off

I’m not a mom, but I’ve noticed that “wine mom” and “Patagonia wearing mom” and “moms pushing strollers” are cited as people who aren’t expected to take political action, or even to hold strong opinions. You all had moms, why do you think so little of her? Because she made you eat veggies? Grow up.

Seeing people cheer on a potential Ocarina of Time remake is so indicative of the current culture. “Ocarina of Time 3D was over 15 years ago, we’re due for a remake.” Just make it more available, we have 3DS ports on Switch already! The resources spent on a remake could be for something original.

Game Developers Don't Abandon Your Vision At The Slightest Pushback Challenge (impossible)

Malt's dreams are usually very floaty and bizarre. They don't really mean anything or serve any introspective purpose though. Usually positive.

me: hey man can you pass me my lotion. the isekai'd 12th century knight who is now my roommate: you mean the potion of stroking? me: don't call it that

goty 2026 like there is no way you are beating this

A commission by my goat, @hailsiez.bsky.social. Always love how her art comes out!

I made a papercraft just for this

My lil man's an orange tabby!

An amazing headshot by @oceaniccreature.bsky.social Realllyy love how it came out! Guhhhhh I wish this were food cause I just wanna eat it awawawawa

Not directly, but Malt has a friend that can cast shapeshifting spells on him.

Genuine stupidity

The forearm pump is undeniably my favorite part of the gym.

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

Freaky ahh car

Here ya go ya little weirdo >:)

Civilisation has been in a moral and artistic nosedive ever since they made it possible to play as Bowser in Mariokart, and win races for evil

Just grabbin a drink #undertale #dralphys #alphys

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

Positively NEED to be sat on rn

You know, personally all this kink-shaming bullshit from payment processors has made me MORE comfortable with my own kinks. Now I WANT to be freaky on main!

I am.... Kitty/Knight

Ralsei has the best idea. #deltarune

I'm broke as hell bruh By RaiboosCreations on Etsy

AI-Gen is dying, repost to make it die faster :)

lol 2

Make sure to film your local pigs, can't let any of them escape accountability.

Funny little sketch by my fren @aviaryacer.bsky.social

1/2 Want to get your OC into an episode of Mammal Squad?! Like, follow, retweet, and REPLY with your fav Mammal Squad character for a chance to be one of two winners! Enter multiple times by doing the same on our other socials! #mammalsquad #cartoon #animation #furry #webshow

For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

Thanks to @hailsiez.bsky.social I am now a dripped out little man!