I love colors.... in another life I think I would be an ink color cartridge inside a printer

Does anyone else remember when we were shipping wolves and snakes? Oh just me? *exhale* mkay *crosses arms and looks away*

Bioluminescence is my shit and I miss it I may have to make a piece

Goat (rotated), by Arthur Dove, 1935, 📸 by Joan Monfort

Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan

Thank god he didnt give a speech oh man. I hate that my gut reaction is to laugh BUT THIS FUCKERS EXISTENCE I HAVE TO LAUGH AT HES SO FUCKING UNSERIOUS MAN FUCK HIM

IM GONNA PISS OF LAUGHTER WHO INV WHO INDIVTED HIM NOHOOOHOOO THIS IS GONNA BE SO BAD PLEASE PLEASE DONT BE IGNORANT THE COUNTRY IS BAD ENOUGH FUCK MAN WHAT THE FUCKKKK

IM LAUGHING AND CRYING WHY THE FUCK IS HE HERE PLEASE DONT GIVE HIM THE MIC PLEASE PLEASE FUCK NOHO WHY

PLEQSW DOT LET HIMS SPEAK PLEASE OH MY GOD NO NO NOOO

guy from school recognized me at the bar

ARGENTINA NOHOHOOO BABYYYY WHYYY💔💔💔💔😭😭😭 THAT WAS SO PAINFUL FUCKKKKK

Its like as a cyber student I look at law student mfs and im like "damn and I thought I had it bad" YO, AS THE CHILD OF AN NP I LOOK AT MED STUDENTS OR ANY MF IN HEALTH AND IM LIKE "DAMN YOUR MENTAL PROBABLY FUCKED HUH?" 😭😭💀 This a shoutout to all my fellow students ilyall chins up mkay ts rough🔥

Honestly some of my favorite pieces are the ones where I get to color block my sona like jfc I love my blocky fucking blorbo and his stupid square circle makeup he's so funny to me and his flashy fucking colors like eehehehe

Drove the mom around for the first time since my early permit days! It went well.

lovers

"I cant believe I raised a lesbian..." "EVEN WORSE YOU RAISED A STRAIGHT MAN WHO YOU THOUGHT WAS A LESBIAN!!!"

Honestly sometimes vent art is not enough!! I'd LOVE to rant about these people so badly But I don't have actual people I trust to genuinely confide in anymore so its like what are you gonna do

OKAY FELLAS NEW GOAL NOW THAT I HAVE MY LICENSE I CAN FINALLY FULFILL THAT "LIST OF PLACES I WANT TO GO WHEN I'VE GOT MY LICENSE" I MADE WAY BACK IN EARLY HIGHSCHOOL PRE-PERMIT DAYS :D SO LIKE 2022-2023 I haven't done ANY of these yet. BUT GUESS WHAT NOW BOYS >:))) I cant wait im fucking stoked

Really wish I could abandon the flesh to be a silly little cartoon character, that'd fix me

Emo

Guys its 123 am

Mf said "give me top 10 most embarrasing creative things" When they know EXACTLY what the inspo for something I do is CUZ THEN ITS LIKE EWWW YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE FUCKKK THEYRE GONNA THINK IM A RIP OFF NOHO💔 UNGHHH— FUUUU

CANCALLALLYAWANBTHERSNONEHOMANYAAINGONNAREACHMAHTELEPHONE- OUTINTHCLUBBANIMSIPPINATBUBANYOUAINGONNAREACHMYTELEPHO

Its like i may be horny BUT IM NOT THAT HORNY

Family: "WhY aRenT yOu WaTchIng tHe MoVie!!!!" Me, drawing bird men, patiently waiting for the sex scene to be over in front of the family:

Okay birds. Its the purge. What's your sona's one weapon? Ryder's personally pulling up on the back of a fucking feral jaguar. He turning birds into snacks

Okay birds. Its the purge. What's your sona's one weapon? Ryder's personally pulling up on the back of a fucking feral jaguar. He turning birds into snacks

roller bladin

Pride commission for @archerbirb.bsky.social !

LET'S— FUCKING— GOOOOO GUESS WHOSE A LICENSED FLY BOY NOW I GOT MY FUCKING W I N G S

Mmm.... DMV

OKAY ITS BEDTIME ITS BEDTIME EHEHEHE ROAD SKILLS. TOMORROW. IM TALKING FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WE WAKE UP WOOOOO WE GOING FROM PERMIT TO GETTIN LIT WE GOING FROM IN PROGRESS TO FAT HOG LIST WE GONNA GO FROM TRAINING WHEELS TO WHEELS OF STEEL FROM HELPLESS TO HELP YOURSELF BITCH YEAAAYUH

WE NEVER FUCKING GOT IT IM GOING TO THROW UP :(

This weeks landscape artwork I done is how I feel when I step outside. Global warming is real and needs to be fixed. #art #landscape

Tomorrow is the day *inhale* TOMORROW. IS. THE DAY.

Seahawks sale shows that the supply of big-ticket buyers remains viable, even as the price for NFL franchises continues to climb.

She got me strawberry parfait as a thank you gift and I just FUCKKKK I LOVE STRAWBERRY PARFAIT FUCK FUCK FUCK AAGHH~

Life is so great in this particular moment I KNOW I COME ON HERE AND I BITCH AND SCREAM But this moment boys? This moment in time? This is perfect... I said if the year ended TODAY I would be more than satisfied w my progress The only thing to make it sweeter? Fellas road skills test tomorrow >:)

Someone GIVE ME HEADPATS I JUST RESOLVED A COMPUTER PROBLEM FOR MY SISTER ELSE BY WORKING IN COMMAND PROMPT I ACTUALLY SOLVED HER OS AND FS PROBLEMS EHEHEHEE I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED ^v^ I DID IT I DID IT AAAGHHH I WAS ALWAYS SO SCARED I'D SUCK AT THIS BUT IT WASN'T SO HARD AT ALL <:) I WANT PATS RAH

"Oh yeah well I'm gonna bite you back and see how YOU like it" Go ahead. I'll moan loud as fuck and make us both uncomfortable. Then what huh?

DISCORD IS FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK AAAUGHHHHHHH IT FINALLY LOADED MY GOD

WISH I COULD BE ROLEPLAYING AS HIM RIGHT NOW BUT FUCK ASS PISSCORD IS DOWN FOR ME AHAHAHA IM NOT PRESSED

okay bc i still wanna talk about ryder (idc) bc im bored but I LIKE THAT- HE'S NOT ALL BAD. Like he has his moments totally, again in a group he's so much fun loves being dramatic, dancing, HE IS A PARTY BIRD, HE LETS LOOSE WITH OTHERS He gets all blushy whenever complimented- (1/2)

After having lots of OCs I care about but no actual Sona, I figured it was time to actually commit to a fursona! I knew I wanted a bird, and something I could actually find locally. So, meet Pancake, the yellow-billed magpie! That's me! Thanks to @labradorszn.bsky.social for bringing him to life!

Mmm discord wont let me innnnn

Former NFL player JJ Watt doesn't play around when it comes to his wife Kealia Watt ‼️ His response to MLS team Real Salt Lake's tweet, where they failed to mention the former NWSL and USWNT soccer player, is iconic 👏

My idiot fucking bitch waffle MWAH MY STUPID BITCH BIRD HE HAS NO CLUE JUST HOW MUCH HE'S LOVED (BY ME, I'M HIS NUMBER ONE FAN, I WOULD KILL FOR THIS TRASHFIRE OF A MAN) Ryder glaze gone crazy lately I know but he's just. Everything. TO MEEE. HE THINKS HE'S THE SHIT AND HES FUCKING DELUSIONAL~

Man ive been stressing for weeks wondering: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONSTERA PIN WHERE IS MY MAGPIE PIN Nigga why was it on my furry lanyard the whole time *head in hands* I K N O W UNIVERSE THIS IS A SIGN I NEED TO SUIT MORE I JUST- *SOBS* if i could get paid for being a fluffy dancing bird I WOULD

Thought experiment- if you were suddenly appointed to do your sibling’s job, how badly would you suck at it?

So a carrot inspired me today at dinner.. Idk ive never looked at a sliced one up close like this before The pattern inside is so intricate it reminded me of an orange at first But the translucent look reminded me almost of stained glass OOO OR A KALEIDOSCOPE Really pretty idk just a veggie