At my core I have always been an annoying dork

I need to purge my timeline from these fucking liberals oh MY GODDDDDD

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BEING MORALLY SUPERIOR TO TWITTER USERS MY GODDDDDDDDDDD ITS SO FUCKING DULL AND GETS REHASHED EVERY WEEK

Chicago dogs suck fucking ass

Every Mormon goes into a reeducation camp the day after we seize power

On all sides, at every step one comes across problems which man is quite capable of solving immediately, but capitalism is in the way. It has amassed enormous wealth—and has made men the slaves of this wealth.

“Will anyone in the Epstein files be held accountable?” What you have to understand is that while sexual violence is technically illegal and frowned upon in the abstract, in practice it is accepted, ubiquitous, de rigeur, and a primary vehicle for male bonding.

Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of House Wakes Up https://theonion.com/houseguest-just-going-to-lie-there-until-rest-of-house-1819571350/

The case…provides an illuminating example of how people who regard themselves as enlightened politicians, and even as free thinkers or radicals, drift with the tide, helpless and without convictions, flabby and powerless.

I can't think of a single major outlet, liberal or otherwise, which reacted to [Bushnell's act of protest for Palestine] as ... anything other than ?mental illness? Iirc, even the ostensibly 'anarchist' outfit which first shared the details used ~ that framing.

I hate liberals so much bro anytime anyone posts screenshots or something from Twitter there’s thousands of blue wave resist lib Vietnam veterans saying ermmmm why are you still using Twitter??? YOUR CONSUMPTION PRACTICES ARE NOT REVOLUTIONARY!!!!!!!

My superpower is wasting my potential

How much swag you got? (Millions) / You ain’t fancy, son (Squilliam)

Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison. Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water. Our priorities are so fucked.

Here's a thread where I dump graphs that show that Actually Things Weren't Going Great.

Virgin: uhhh if you look at economic indicators Chad: has wealth concentration and inequality increased or decreased

deeply distressing how half of our society's moral processing is reduced to "is this thing happening now exactly like the nazis, who represent the one and only thing we know is too evil to do? everything else would be fine, of course."

The longer you ask a liberal to justify their democratic institutions, the further away they will place the locus of liberal civil order away from material relations of authority. law becomes lawless. norms become broken. institutions become destitute. media becomes prevaricating—finally voters suck

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The “social” parsons and opportunists are always ready to build dreams of future peaceful socialism. But the very thing that distinguishes them from [revolutionaries] is that they refuse to think about and reflect on the fierce class struggle and class wars needed to achieve that beautiful future.

The Liberals have been accustomed to console themselves with constitutional illusions and phrases about the rule of law, and close their eyes to the real relation of forces, to the class struggle.

“It’s not left vs right; it’s up vs down” is a quote that comes from Ronald Reagan

The fact that the masses are spontaneously being drawn into the movement does not make the organisation of this struggle less necessary. On the contrary, it makes it more necessary

Cyberpunk = proletarian fiction, thought compelling depiction of capitalist realism in dystopian form Fallout = bourgeois fiction, thought-terminating depiction of the authors’ hopeless and mopey nihilism

Waiter!!!! Waiter!!!!! More fictitious capital please!!!!!!

If Western media was honest

They are death camps Just because the death is currently haphazard and technically unplanned Doesnt make it less of a death camp

Rebecca black cover of addison rae’s “fame is a gun” is crazy good what the fuck ???

This is fucked normally a warm sunny day like this will hijack my brain to put me in a good mood but I’m still suicidal!

"We pumped dozens of stories about Cuban atrocities, Cuban rapists... we didn't know of a single atrocity committed by the Cubans. It was pure raw false propaganda to create an illusion of communists eating babies for breakfast."

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

these hearings are getting cool lmao

In 1983, the US invaded Grenada. The Reagan administration said this was to defend several hundred American medical students there from a recent coup. In reality, however, the Reagan administration had begun military training exercises for invading Grenada shortly after assuming office in 1981.

Our liberals have a strong aversion for the “theory” of the class struggle, and particularly insist on their view that the governments of modern states can stand outside classes or above classes. But what can you do…if the “theory” which is so distasteful to you corresponds exactly to reality?

In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions. Then covered it up again when caught. Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country. Subscribe to support our journalism.

“Freedom” is a grand word, but under the banner of freedom for industry the most predatory wars were waged, under the banner of freedom of labour, the working people were robbed.

It’s impressive people literally will say shit like “Epstein ate children” dude what the fuck How are you managing to be against Epstein in one of the only blatantly antisemitic ways possible when he’s the most notorious fucking pedophile of all time

This conspiratorial thinking is actually the easy way out that ignores addressing real, solvable problems that contribute to victim’s deaths. It ignores failures of the justice system, not fictional shadowy figures and assassins, to keep her safe. It ignores how she was punished by the courts

It’s incredibly frustrating to see people spread conspiracies that Epstein survivor Virginia Roberts Giuffre “didn’t really kill herself.” It ignores her allegations of domestic abuse against her husband before she did, actually, die by suicide. It’s a way to minimize how pervasive abuse really is

Feel like there has been a lot of “conspiracy theorists were right” but what actually happened was victims were and that’s much harder to accept for most people

Dominik Szoboszlai has impregnated me through the screen

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

Confusion and tedium have beset liberal society, which is listlessly making appeals for reforms while admitting the impracticability of anything even approximating reform.

all World Cup matches held in the US will be using grok as var