This is absolutely accurate, I experienced the real life version this weekend 🤣

It's genuinely peculiar that only a small fraction of human cultures, both historically and today, have centered their worship on the sun, a celestial body undeniably central to life, while many have instead devoted their reverence to what could be described as a "random bloke".

People flying St George's flags is great. It helps me identify places that I don't want to live in.

This is the best thing I've ever seen. And full marks for a safe base too, good lad.

I didn't know I needed this so much

Anyone who complains about working from home because they don't get enough human interaction should get a hobby rather than making the rest of us suffer for their lack of social life. Go do morris dancing or something.

Winter is coming

Do you realize that 2024 was over ten years ago? By a fluke of the time-space continuum, this year has gone on for TEN YEARS so far and it’s only going to get worse. It is almost THIRTY YEARS until January 2026

I'm not usually one for reposting religious shit but this was too good to pass up given it'll also annoy republicans

"mad prejudiced grandmother, ...that’s very much Labour’s target demographic at the moment"

Well, TIL!

good morning and happy thursday! remember:

This sounds cute! Reposting so I remember to take a look when I'm at my PC

The bees will be so happy! #valheim

It’s my opinion that humanitarian and musical genius Dolly Parton (as well as Chef José Andrés) deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. tucson.com/life-enterta...

I still don't understand why I can't buy candles that smell like blown out candles

For ‘a small inconvenience to adults’ read ‘drastically harms privacy, puts people at risk of being scammed, trains them to routinely use tools that bypass government censorship of genuinely illegal content, and destroys many of their livelihoods.’ www.girlonthenet.com/blog/age-ver...

I did not know you could get red cats 😍

What kind of inconsiderate twit mows their lawn at 8am on a Sunday morning? Morning people get away with shit like that yet if night owls make noise late at night it's the end of the world

When you're an adult you come to realise that the period between Christmas and New Year is infinitely superior to Christmas itself.

This may be upsetting or enraging to some, but I think that if your child dies of a disease they could have been vaccinated against, then you're responsible. You've killed your own child. Vaccines save lives.

I feel this one deeply

The Twix is too small. The Twix Xtra is too big. There should be a medium-sized one. It should be called Betwixt

Motherfucking wind farms…

Rented a hot tub last weekend and @kushan.wtf had the genius idea to complete the water temple in Zelda OOT (Master Quest) whilst sat in it. Can confirm we absolutely smashed it!

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Porn is being banned we must start leaving it in the woods again

It has been zero days since the last hairball incident.

And 1% think Labradors shouldn't be allowed as pets at all 😅

2 universal truths: - Reddit is the front page of the internet. - The internet is for porn. Why mess with that match made in heaven by adding age verification for NSFW content

make it exist

The internet remains undefeated 😂😅

Cats are and always have been cyberpunks

If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄

What’s the name of the emotion where you feel a sort of existential dread and general malaise because why aspire when the world is on fire, your efforts go unacknowledged, you don’t feel like you belong, nothing you’ve done seems to have the impact you wanted, and so doing anything new seems futile?

It's easy to forget just how much things have changed in your lifetime. #nostalgia

Wait. What? 😯

Owning a long-haired cat gives you a 3rd condiment: shedded hair on every meal you make.

Soft fluffy towels from the dryer are overrated. Crisp and fresh from the line is what you want.

Shout-out to kittens whose love language is "headbutting you like they're trying to win a bar fight"

Sat playing video games in my underwear occasionally talking to my cat and munching on strawberries. Why yes, I do live alone, how could you tell?

Laser Danger xkcd.com/3108/

And not in a fun way

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I have plenty of bubblegum, so take five.