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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.

Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation

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Morning.

"womanising"

Does he even own a suit?

Please. Dear gods. Get rid.

It also me

It me

www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202... @greensagainstcovid.bsky.social

Wow. The Greens are not just SECOND in this poll. They're now 3 points ahead of Labour - who are fourth. Time for Labour to stand down to stop splitting the anti-Reform vote!

I knew I was a fan when…

Same

Night all…

Today we note the passing of a real Dick

As I regularly note, "AI" at this point is an umbrella marketing term for a bunch or generative/machine learning/other formerly differently-termed processes that (of course) have no actual intelligence behind them. It means nothing useful for how the underlying computing proceeds. Thus the quotes.

“I thought that by selling us out to the people who want us all dead, I could find common ground with the people who want us all dead, but I found instead that they want us all dead.”

the Andrew formerly known as Prince

GM #5AMWritersClub The only ghosts awake at this hour are us, and thankfully, my coffee maker. ☕👻✍️ #AmWriting Some more #Halloween week humour. This one will may resonate with #cozymystery fans of a certain age.

Everyone should play Stray and Outer Wilds

So lead ideally. But in second place and just ever so slightly easier to get, good ol' water

Chappell Roan Unveils Midwest Princess Fund for Trans Youth — and She’s Already Raised $400K

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Big fan of the house rules at Creatures Comedy Club in Manchester last night

Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

TIL: 6% of people are psychopaths.

If God did exist he wouldn't allow you to be woken up by your own snores just as you're drifting off.

So it begins.

All those soups I made and froze over the last 6 months or so are finally being appreciated. Soup season is upon us! I fucking love winter.

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I never join a teams meeting before 4 people are in it out of sheer hatred of small talk.

It's the greatest week of the year FAT BEAR WEEK explore.org/fat-bear-week

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

This is absolutely accurate, I experienced the real life version this weekend 🤣

It's genuinely peculiar that only a small fraction of human cultures, both historically and today, have centered their worship on the sun, a celestial body undeniably central to life, while many have instead devoted their reverence to what could be described as a "random bloke".

People flying St George's flags is great. It helps me identify places that I don't want to live in.

This is the best thing I've ever seen. And full marks for a safe base too, good lad.

I didn't know I needed this so much