I really can’t wait to eat that later.

Ayyy I did it! Made it through my first 5k since I got injured. K dog did it with me. It was her first 5k ever so I’m super proud of her, too! 🥹

Wholesome wholesome wholesome

I wanted to share a photo of k dog in beast mode. She was amazing. 🥲

Okay I’ve returned from paradise to my cold, grey skied shit hole. Back to my vitamin d regimen. I’ve missed you all. Lots to catch up on. 🥲

She lost her first game, but it was close and she played so stinking well. That’s really what matters because it’s a showcase, so the recruiters are watching them as individuals, not teams. Also, my vo2 max went up so all in all, good day.

I really know I’m meant to be warm year round. 😂

Protests work.

Wish k dog luck! We’re about to catch a flight to her final fall tournament. 🥲

NoooOooOoOooooOooo 🫠

A parent on the lacrosse team identified my visma hat and said they’re a huge roadie so we’re best friends now.

I bought the little guy a heated blanket. I think he likes it.

Why tf would anyone care about uploading their garmin data to peloton and not the other way around? Seriously, who asked for that? I would LOVE to have my peloton data synced to garmin. This is my biggest gripe. 😒 www.dcrainmaker.com/2025/11/garm...

All of you go like this right now to get MvdP to do an Ironman www.instagram.com/reel/DQ615gd...

Wonderful news! Also, Kim Davis is a joyless, stupid cunt.

Whoa

You just had to be there.

Ohhhh I didn’t know Assos is replacing Rapha for EF. Interesting.

I am having an existential crisis. How do pronounce the word “crayon”?

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#crossiscoming #TiborDelGrosso

Lacrosse kid is the worst. Laughing and chanting “fee fi fo fum” whenever the riders dismount and run with the bikes. 😒

Good morning! I’m so happy because it’s officially LACROSSE DAY! 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Ze zijn "pro-life", hoor.

Premier Tech stops sponsorship of Israel-Premier Tech immediately, saying “the core reason for Premier Tech to sponsor the team has been overshadowed to a point where it has become untenable for us to continue as a sponsor.”

Yeah, this whole trip gets a wholesome stamp of approval even though it’s not on my side of the country.

All that time and GTA III is still the best one 😮‍💨

Butter and a bike (frame) in the same week. Oh my stars. 😮‍💨

Billy helped me pick it 🥲

It’s heeeere!!!!! 🥲🫶🏻😭

Dude, she’s 85! Typically, I’m not down with ageist rhetoric, but I think it’s wild to be in the position of making decisions that affect everyone else but you because you’ll probably be dead by the time they make any impact. It’s like you get to fuck around and never find out. Don’t like that!

You will never guess what came

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I was scrolling a lil too fast and for a second, I thought this was… never mind.

Istg I think I just burned a hole through my lungs hitting pr’s what a good day ahhhhh 🥲

I knew I was a fan when…

I’m sure he’s shocked he didn’t win with that well thought out “bring back plastic bags, fuck women, and I hate vaccines” campaign he ran.

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

School lunches should be free across the board. When I was kid, that was the only meal I had sometimes.

New Jersey continues to be a blue state

Lucinda Beast

Seriously? Eleven pounds of butter? I’m going to order it. www.instagram.com/reel/DQhLMu3...

A few of my favorite shots from today’s #Koppenbergcross, as I won’t be able to finish editing tonight. 📸 are mine

I don’t want to start fights, but if you recall, I bought a stupid amount of butter from different European countries. I’ve concluded that France is the winner of the Great European Butter War. 10/10. Five stars. No notes.

A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif

Jeff Bezos is puke personified.

Ah okay, they said Fem is still not feeling well. 🥺

Wow. Incredible ride for Celia.

Whoa. Me rooting for Lucinda might really be testing her. 😆