Yellow, green, polka dots, two stage wins, and the biggest GC margin since the 1930s. I’d say that’s a pretty good week for Jonas 😂

Mick van Dijke giving Jonas Vingegaard a little pat on the back as they crossed the line on Stage 21 ❤️

Thanks to all those who tuned in for stage 5 of Paris Nice today 😊🇫🇷 Here’s the wonderful lady I was talking about with the Kodak camera taking photos of the finish area from her home 🥹📸 made my heart melt. #ParisNice Enjoy x

Aww 🥰

Ah, a good old-fashioned Jonas stomp. It’s good for the soul 😊

Visma have already updated their merch shop with a photo from today 🤣

Inside the greatest layering decision in professional cycling history escapecollective.com/inside-the-g...

The van Dijke twins getting awarded the most combative award together today 🥹

If I ever run for UCI president (a very likely scenario, I’m sure), this will be a key part of my platform. Different colored rain jackets for all teams, and no pre-broadcast echelons! Really focusing in on the important issues in this sport.

I am once again saying it should be illegal to have echelons before the broadcast starts

Visma this, Trek that, and no one asking the really important question: where is Trufa Ayuso??

Bit of a head scratcher for UAE in this TTT 🤔

❤️ The journey starts here. Meet the route of #LaVueltaFemenina ❤️ ❤️ Aquí empieza el viaje. Conoce el recorrido de #LaVueltaFemenina ❤️

Personally, I think “I saw Filippo Ganna on a TT bike” should be an acceptable reason to miss work. It’s a matter of my health, you understand.

Why are so many people (fans and pundits alike) acting like Van Baarle and Gloag being good is automatically related to them leaving Visma/a sign Visma should have kept them, and not most of all the absolutely logical conclusion of two great riders finally not having any broken bones for once? 🤦🏻‍♀️

🇬🇧 Ineos Grenadiers ditch controversial light grey shorts for European spring, return to black 📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/ineo... 📸 Ineos Grenadiers

Mads 😢

The Rockets aren’t French enough, so it totally makes sense for ASO to invite a team with more of a French identity like *checks notes* Caja Rural.

Chasing Vingegaard down to sit on his wheel isn’t just dangerous, it’s creepy and quite cringe too www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...

After reading about Vingegaard crashing on training yesterday and the total amount of random riders jumping onto pro’s wheels. I have a question. How would you feel about a random person breathing down your neck at work? Without asking if you are fine with it…

Best race recap ever… #tourdownunder 🐝

…..a kangaroo???

Well folks, it’s been fun. We made it one WT stage and a prologue but it was a good run. See you all next season! 💀

Tour de l'Avenir race for U23 riders is changing format to allow development teams. For the last 20 years it's had national teams but now Bahrain, EF, Ineos, Lidl-Trek, Picnic PostNL, Red Bull, Soudal QS, Visma-LAB, Tudor and UAE will send their U23 teams, via tourdelavenir.com/le-tour-de-l... (🇫🇷)

😂😂

No one talk to me about Matteo’s haircut, by the way. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

„I don’t know him well […]. I hear [negative thing about Ayuso‘s character]“. I‘m sorry but if you by your own admission don’t have much first hand knowledge of his personality but decided to perpetuate negative hearsay about him to the press, I think that says more about you than him.

Carlos Verona defending Ayuso, get em again for me Carlos

Choose your fighter:

Happy “I am trying to talk about the jerseys that are new, not the U.S. state of New Jersey, please stop autocorrecting it to be capitalized” season to all who celebrate!

“official AI partner” 🥴

Since it’s his birthday, I’ll share one of my favorite Jonas photos:

Good to see Louis Barré at the Visma camp - taking that to mean things have been or will be worked out with Intermarché for him to leave.

Utter woke nonsense.

🇳🇴 Tour of Norway cancels 2026 edition due to lack of government funds 📰 domestiquecycling.com/en/news/tour... 📸 Cor Vos

Tour of Norway 😢

Pauline Ferrand-Prévot est désignée Vélo d'or 2025 ! Victorieuse du Tour de France et de Paris-Roubaix, PFP (33 ans) est la première Française à décrocher cette récompense décernée par Vélo Magazine depuis 2022 chez les femmes. Elle est aussi logiquement Vélo d'or français chez les femmes.

We are receiving reports that local man has repeatedly said he isn’t giving up and still believes he can win. We advise not believing a word he says and instead imagining him saying whatever it is you want him to say. Of course you know better than he does!

*taps the sign*

Did not win the office chili cookoff but I had multiple people tell me mine was the closest to their mom’s chili that they’d ever had. So who’s the real winner?

🇮🇱 Israel-Premier Tech rebrands as NSN Cycling Team for 2026 📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/isra... 📸 Cor Vos

Jonas in every interview since the Vuelta

Wilco Kelderman being a possible answer for today’s BikeGrid under “2020s Grand Tour Stage Winner” is just rude. Rubbing salt in the wound 😂

Team Amani, the first-ever women's Continental team based in Africa, launches for 2026 season https://www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/womens-cycling/team-amani-the-first-ever-womens-continental-team-based-in-africa-launches-for-2026-season/

Local man would prefer to win a race he’s never won rather than one he’s won twice, if given the choice. Clearly that must mean he’s giving up and doesn’t believe he can ever win anything ever again. More at 11.

Next up in pink 💗Tomos Pattinson joins EF Education-Aevolo for 2026. The 20-year-old is a former junior Liège–Bastogne–Liège winner and U23 British TT champ. Read more at the link in bio and check our channels tomorrow for our next announcement! explore.efprocycling.com/TomosPattins...

Local man would prefer to win a race he’s never won rather than one he’s won twice, if given the choice. Clearly that must mean he’s giving up and doesn’t believe he can ever win anything ever again. More at 11.

Any rumors/reports about where Træen will end up next year?