Pain face hall of fame entry 🥵 Tim Rex turned himself inside out for team leader Jonas Vingegaard on the Doues and Lin Noir climbs on Stage 14 of the Giro d’Italia 💪 Tim Rex – combined effort over last 2 climbs ⏱️ Time: 31‘00“ ⚡️Avg power: 400w 💥 Max power: 580w 🇮🇹#GirodItalia

Personally I wouldn’t be out here talking about unwritten rules when I couldn’t even follow the written ones, but that’s just me.

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1. Alec Segaert 2. Toon Aerts in stage 12 of #Giro2026, in Novi Ligure 👉 Last time before today 2 Belgians finished 🥇 & 🥈 in a Giro d'Italia stage (men)? Stage 6, Giro 1978 (48 years ago!) 1. Rik Van Linden 2. Roger De Vlaeminck 3. Alfons De Bal

Uno-x down to 5 riders now too can they get 4 stage wins as compensation as well

I mean, it’s almost like he had a point. Almost, as if people may have overreacted a tad

It is pleasing to me that not only are O’Connor, Hindley, and Storer all next to each other in GC, they’re also in age order and matching their GC placements to their birth year: O’Connor (1995) in 5th, Hindley (1996) in 6th, and Storer (1997) in 7th.

Imagine how many hours he could put into his Stardew Valley farm in one cycling season!

Anwyay, on to other things. I think they should get Nintendo or something to sponsor the hot seat so Pippo has something to do while he waits.

We’re not used to long flat ITTs anymore so we’re accustomed to seeing a wee lil guy like Jonas able to battle it out with Ganna, who can fit between two and four Jonases in his jersey pockets

Personally, I think “I saw Filippo Ganna on a TT bike” should be an acceptable reason to miss work. It’s a matter of my health, you understand.

Feels like a huge disservice to the riders who are actually racing to paint a guy who isn't there as the biggest story of the race.

Has there been any update on Nico Denz since his crash? I was surprised he started the next day (or even finished the stage) but he’s still here. Listening to Anders Mielke’s podcast and apparently Denz told Jens Voigt his right hand/wrist was pretty bad (needed help putting on his jacket).

Tried to look up what the hypothetical fine would be if Jonas didn’t want to race in the blue skinsuit tomorrow and just got even more confused trying to look through the rules documents on the UCI’s website.

Jonas completes the Grand Tour stage triple 💛❤️🩷 With victory on Blockhaus, Jonas Vingegaard now has victories at all three Grand Tours, adding Giro d’Italia Stage 7 to his Tour de France and Vuelta a España stage wins 🤯 📸 Getty Images

It's always funny to watch Sepp on mountain stages because everyone else is suffering and then there's Sepp just casually taking in the view

I wake up. I check the tracker. Jonathan Milan is in the breakway on the Blockhaus stage. 😂

At what point would it have been more cost effective for Red Bull to just sponsor Visma in the first place instead of signing half their team one by one

Best Western as a Giro sponsor is making me laugh

🏥 MEDICAL UPDATE 🏥 Andrea Vendrame will not start stage 3 of the Giro d’Italia. The Italian suffered fractures to 3 transverse processes in his lower back after crashing heavily in today’s stage. He will return to Italy to undergo further examinations & begin his recovery. Heal quick, Andrea!

“I wish [people who bring flares to a cycling race] would just go away” speak your truth Carlton

Thank you Casper van Uden for the spreadsheet-making girlie representation in this Giro d’Italia. Much appreciated 😂

“Could have been an email” was supposed to be a joke, not graphic design advice 💀

From the team whose boss edits his own Wikipedia page:

Target acquired ✅

Ice cream truck drivers are truly the strongest people in our society because personally I think I’d lose my mind if I had to listen to the same 30 seconds of music on loop all the time.

🇮🇹 Pietro Mattio defends 🇳🇱 Visma tactics when Pogacar punctured 🗣️ "Roubaix is the only race where you can do that. If you wait for everyone who punctures, you never race." 📰 domestiquecycling.com/en/news/van-... 📸 Cor Vos

Went to see a musical at a local dinner theater tonight and gotta say it really boosts confidence when the theater staff come out before the show to say that in the event of a tornado warning we should all just get under the tables. (Reader, we did in fact have to get under the tables.)

Pauline Ferrand-Prévot : "Je n'étais pas prévue sur cette course. Quand j'ai su que son papa (à Vos) était décédé, j'ai demandé à l'équipe de faire la course pour l'aider. J'ai passé pas mal de temps avec la famille Vos, c'était une façon de lui dire au revoir." #ParisRoubaix

There’s a literal bumblebee buzzing around my open window right now 🐝

Someday I aspire to be as cool as Marianne Vos

Put in the Louvre

may the least punctured rider win

If commissaires can kick Kim Andersen off a race for nudging a rider, letting cars into the peloton on a secteur should result in being locked up and throwing the keys away

"I asked ChatGPT" yeah well okay I asked roglič and he said "phwoa, we will see huh?"

We got a new dishwasher in our break room at the office and honest to God that one thing just made my entire week

i am 29 and AFRAID of paul seixas

Lieke Nooijen!!!

someone say april fools please

I feel like I’ve seen this movie before

ASO's decision to invite Caja Rural over Unibet Rose Rockets is looking stupider and stupider by the day.

I know there’s all sorts of logistical issues when broadcasting a race but this seems like a missed opportunity to have full coverage for today’s stage.

Getting the attention of 🇩🇪 Florian and 🇧🇪 Remco was maybe harder than winning the stage today for 🇩🇰 Jonas 🎥 VoltaCatalunya

It will always be called Gent-Wevelgem

RIP Felix Gall podium 😔

Death, taxes, Solerismo.

“For reasons only he can comprehend” is kind of how Marc Soler does everything, isn’t it? 😂