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Ok, I’ll admit lately I have been shit posting a little as a mental distraction. What is the excuse of certain cycling publications for intentionally misrepresenting rider quotes to fit their narrative?

That’s 1.89 km/h slower than his hour record #washed

I’ve said it before and I’m clearly saying it again. I know been a husband/father isn’t a competition! I do feel that at this point he’s intentionally trying to make us look bad

Pick a bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone 🤼‍♂️

normalize having more empathy, capacity for understanding, and speaking to each other with respect

In random , “I swear we’re talking about cycling” today I bring you 😂

Late to this party. It’s been quite the day. The #Giro26 providing quite the distraction. I’ll pay attention to the haters when you have a #grandslam

And the elastic snaps 😅 Was starting to worry Jonas would pop from the effort to shake him #Giro26

RCS, we need a word. That 9.5km at 5% isn't classified and there are 50 points at the summit of Blockhaus instead of 40 for a regular cat 1. There is zero point going in the breakaway, except to get ahead of the GC race and lose 2 minutes instead of 5.

Today in "which lying liar is lying to me?"

Same energy:

Who’d have thought this would have needed to be said?!?

What is happening

All of this!! Having a marketable skill set should never outweigh committing crimes against others. Obviously this isn’t a new occurrence that hideous crimes are overlooked but it’s fucking 2026! It should always be called out

A message to Keir Starmer ahead of the King's Speech.

Having seen the results, was it a stage worth watching on catch up? #Giro26

Slightly increase a band: The 7kg Roses

Errrr has anyone else’s HBO max app misplaced access to TNT sports?

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

The minute hand on the tower of the Palace of Westminster is 4.2m long and made of solid metal. It is so heavy that it takes 60 minutes to do a single lap

sign o the times

Tomorrow’s ride has been planned around a couple of climbs that max out at 18%. Watching a stage like this, it does make me wonder if I’m even ready a cyclist #LaVueltaFemenina

I managed to watch a lot more of the stage than expected that crash made the final a little anticlimactic but it was good to seen Magnier finish job #Giroditalia

ReRecord not fade away

They're doing it twice, so it's basically 2.2km at 5.2%. Which would still not deserve to be categorized 😭

They have spent far to much of their time in government chasing the Red wall voters who drank the Bo-Jo elixir as apposed to trying to run the country the historical way red wall voters would have appreciated. In trying to out right the right, they have disenfranchised the left.

I may need a new keyboard after spotting this one.

Update they dropped below 1 million followers again 😭 quite cringe

🇪🇸 "Tuvimos que tener paciencia después de dos segundos puestos y uno de ellos no muy bueno. Hemos creído como equipo que podíamos ganar, pero teníamos que esperar nuestro momento. Sabía que si ganaba la etapa también me llevaría La Roja, así es que me centré en eso". #LaVueltaFemenina

Not currently able to watch the #Giro26 team presentation. But following on here, this feels like a bit of a blessing

You hope not to need the NHS but fuck me, when needed. They are truly amazing. It should be protected at all cost

Whoa, we're half way there Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer

Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.

*Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only* The Wire Taskmaster Community The West Wing Ted Lasso Battlestar Galactic It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Mad Men The Mighy Boosh Sex Education The Newsroom Vikings Sense8 This is Us Operation Good Guys

Spring sale my ass

AI slop 👎👎👎

@josebeentv.bsky.social welcome to the British world of gurning

Groupama-FDJ United, Lidl Trek, UAE team Emirates-XRG

Applicants are now closed. The internet has been won for the day

If you are able to please consider putting some time a side to help save someones life www.blood.co.uk

A butterfly vigil was held today, the one year anniversary of Virginia's suicide. She was a warrior for the Epstein survivors sisters & so many victims around our nation who did not receive justice. Thank you Virginia & I hope you are at peace. 🦋 www.usatoday.com/picture-gall...

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU. Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well... www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

This is more in response to comments I’ve seen on TikTok but I have seen some here

It’s a Wout damn time! 📸 Jasper Jacobs

Oh damn and blast! The guy can’t catch a break. Just imagine if Wout had as much bad luck as Pog

#ParisRoubaix I know I should work but the voices in my head go…