So many possibilities with 1km. Not sure I know how to process this #stradebianche

Looking forward to the women’s race today but how sad that we have to hope there is honesty in the fact UAE don’t have team orders to make a spectacle of the race and make that final climb nail biting

@lidltrek.bsky.social killing as per 😂😂

We have now entered the "His Opponents Are Afraid of Falling Out of Windows" stage of Donald Trump's emulation of Vladmir Putin.

I hope you all have a friend like Wout in your life

Friday.

Making achievable goals in 2026

There’s always a tweet.

Today is my internet birthday!! And this year I got Wout for my birthday message #internetbirthday

Quote with a GIF that depicts the energy you’re going into 2026 with

I may be late to this post and if so I apologise. But damn! This is the standard for how teams should behave vm.tiktok.com/ZNRjPvL3Q/ #onleyfans ♥️

Well glad I crossed my fingers. Here’s hoping I can up it again in 2026

Ngl, this tickled me more than it probably should have

This made me laugh harder than I should have

I’m not sure who need to hear it. There is nothing new in this but it’s a long time since I heard it put so eloquently 1/3

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s new coat of arms. It’s a start but let’s hope it’s not the end

OMG! They should either pick a side or admit the obvious. Sick to the back teeth of listening to people claiming both sides are factual accurate

In a rather curious turn of events, I appear to have completed my Xmas shopping and wrapping. What will December feel like without the stress of procrastination?

Now I’m not saying I could work for a pro cycling team BUT.. I could do that (and probably would 🤦‍♂️)

Blink and you would have missed it

Bring back Sure Start. It worked, it affected generational change and they've got the data to prove it.

Jamie Raskin FTW.

Okay, I’m so tired I have no filter. Here’s a couple of midnight hot takes: 1) I don’t like lace on bras and I don’t know why it’s sexy. It’s a weird artefact of when lace was a luxury which was like 100 years ago and I refuse to feel hot looking like I’m growing floral moss out of my armpits.

Musk sharing an AI generated image of the Arc de Triomphe with loads of England and Union flags thinking it's London is peak information disorder.

While Visma Lease a Bike secure their 2nd grand tour of the year. I can’t help thinking that UAE lost 2. When Pog isn’t in a team, they have no strategy

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

Maybe this should tell us something about the current construction of the American media environment.

As long as the majority of world leaders and big media refuse to acknowledge that what's happening in #Gaza is a genocide and remain silent when Israel keeps bombing countries, ALL PLACES ARE THE RIGHT PLACES TO PROTEST! And with IPT being in this Vuelta, I'd say #LaVuelta25 is the perfect place.

While I thought I would be happy to see either of them win. I’m still a little gutted one of them had to lose. #LaVuelta25

Thank you Mads! #LaVuelta25

“So, you’re a Reform voter? What attracted you to the party run by a lying, racist, dog-whistling, tax-avoiding, ex-public schoolboy who cares not a jot about women subjected to violence or working class people like you?”

I can’t hear his name without singing this to myself #LaVuelta25

In case you're still wondering how vile Sylvan Adams is on multiple fronts, this article has a run through of some of his grossest hits. 😬 And yes, it really is that simple. You can race as shiny happy PR for a genocidal regime OR you can race uninterrupted. Not both. 🍉 defector.com/you-can-adve...

As middle aged gent I fully endorse this method of male grooming. It works much better than electric methods vm.tiktok.com/ZNdXVxgbY/ @teamvismaleaseabike.com

Magnus regularly impresses but this has blown my mind youtu.be/q9UYRS6hdg0?...

Teaching the eldest to ride clipless. Running down the road behind a bike to avoid falls realllllly took me back

Post an iconic duo:

The final stage podium matching the race podium. I do love the symmetry of that #TDFF2025

4/9 stage wins for the French. Oh yeah and the yellow jersey #TDFF2025 PFP #takeabow

It clearly only takes one attack if you’re going to attack like that. #TDFF2025 #swarm #no51

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it? 🤨

So I have just finished #theBear I sobbed like a child but was honestly blown away by the story and the performance. It was truly perfect. It was the most satisfying ending to a show since the Wire

Yup 🇫🇷🥇🥇🥇🟨💛🖤 #TDFF2025

Well, I’m kinda glad she decided to come back to her road bike. This is an amazing performance from PFP. It’s a list of who’s who she’s put over 2 mins into #TDFF2025 #swarm

Come on PFP!! 💥💥

We have had two stage wins for the French could we about to see them take the yellow jerseys 🤞#TTDF2025 #swarm

Lift-off Sarah Gigante! #TDFF2025

Once more it was time to step up and prove what a kick ass uncle I am. It’s another thirteen years before any more niece’s & nephew make it to 18