I forgot who I stole this from. If it was you, sorry.

All of this!

Andy Borowitz BREAKING: Trump says he will not replace Tulsi Gabbard with a new Director of National Intelligence, stating, “Every decision I’ve made has been without intelligence.”

Happy Birthday, Harvey!

Noam Bettan...spent months rehearsing his performance against simulated boos played through his in-ear headphones A young man practicing his performance to a soundtrack of his own audience hating him. Try to think of another industry where the artist trains for hostility before the performance.

Only in America, Folks...

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I hate body shaming, but this is spot-on.

With 34 felonies under his belt, the president giving reparations to 06 January 2021 rioters with taxpayer dollars is living proof that crime really does pay. 🤦🏻‍♂️

#humor It took me 3 times to see it ...

#jewsky "Naming antisemitism on the left demands the same urgency as combating it on the right."

Ok. I'm ready. 🤣🐈‍⬛ #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

People say the left and the right can’t agree on anything these days. But there is this one thing:

Greetings from Hollywood

"Buried halfway down the piece is a more important concession: other countries also run ad campaigns. The Times simply does not treat their campaigns as scandal. Only Israel’s."

Clarification: China did not steal our technologies. Western companies rushed into the Chinese market and accepted short-term deals, trading long-term sustainability for immediate profits. China didn’t take it. We handed it over to deliver dividends.

#humor "An apple a day is BS. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau. " - Chris Meloni

1935?