My theological status is best described as "lazy agnostic," which is to say I am fairly certain that there is no god, but I'm not going to go out of my way to find out one way or another. If you're religious, cool, please don't use your religion as an excuse to be an asshole to other folks, thanks.

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Look at what they have to face

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

If you can't eat snacks in bed together (or at least aspire to do so) then what's the actual point www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly

The Vice President of the United States used his social media page to tell Joy Reid, a private citizen with no connection to the government, that she should express "gratitude" for how this country has treated her. Black women remain the most consistent targets in all of this.

dudes their entire lives until they joined ice

i think people often make the mistake of thinking that rightwingers meltdown at different things like netflix not because they want the approval of mass culture, but they actually just want total top down control of the flow of information

That she's cool as fuck?

Every single generational survey comes back to

Stand up comedians go in the same vocational bucket to me as podcasters where the ones I enjoy are some of the most talented and wonderful people in the world but at a baseline I regard them as human scum

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Raskin: "It's not lost on anyone that shutting the government down allows them not swear in our new colleague, Ms Grijalva from Arizona, who would be the 218th signature to discharge the Epstein files and to put a vote on that on the House floor."

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Dudes rock

I love (fucking hate) political ads. Ad 1 by right-winger: “blue person is a RADICAL LEFTIST and is EVIL!” Ad 2, by centrist, aired immediately after the ad above: “hi, I’m campaigning on funding schools and veterans. I have support by the local sheriffs association”

This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

so basically every man with money and/or power over the age of 50 was involved with epstein huh

oh just the president laying down the conditions for martial law to prevent elections…

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

Right wingers saying this shit is RICH man, I feel like I’m going fucking insane reading this

these people are giant fucking dorks and they should be mocked relentlessly for being giant fucking dorks

I just can't imagine bitching about every. single. video. games. every. single. day. Finding something to whine about constantly. Pathetic way to live your life.

If they had a right-wing, “tough-on-crime” coded mayor there would be endless national profiles about him and how he finally brought sanity back to Chicago.

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

i think the threat from the govt to indiscriminately fire people if theres a shutdown would have more teeth if they werent currently scrambling to rehire loads of people they indiscriminately fired a few months ago

Putting aside the researchers' inability to identify acts of state terrorism, the number they're using to justify this subhed is five.

i really wish our law enforcement and media werent telegraphing to mass shooters that messages written on bullets will be breathlessly and uncritically publicized with no further examination

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

RFK JR: There are no autistic 70 year old, it's all kids, it's an epidemic MY MOM: Your Grandpa was very quiet, all he cared about was his books and his coin collection, and everyone on your Grandma's side of the family had a reputation for being peculiar and blunt.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

of all the things going on what's causing me the most stress personally is the fact that this economy is about to go belly up yet again. but i think the most serious thing is we keep murdering people randomly in the caribbean and bragging about it. that's just wildly dangerous stuff

DECREE: if i ever get on some thing where im constantly going around and saying open manholes are a price we pay for living in a society with a sewer system, and that it would be good if we broadcast more people falling into manholes, then i fall into a manhole and die on a livestream? you can laugh

This is so fucking weird

just realized this is what happens when a right winger has to create art without using ai

OUT: leap days IN: 278-day February every 1000 years

people are correctly responding to this with “what are you talking about, he murdered an innocent man” but the thing you need to remember is these people are insane maniacs that genuinely think it was a fentanyl overdose

Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker

the hysteria has gone off the rails so far that the average american thinks 1 in 5 people are transgender. pure absolute insanity that is driving the current lavender scare

"im not your boss but i have decided you dont have a job anyomre also you have to make a personal donation to the hitler youth"

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them