No to violence. No to honoring those who seek to divide us. Just simply no.

Here’s a little taste of #nostalgia from #StarSearch back in #day .. So many #memories — one being how I was such a #dirty #comic that even all my #comedy #pals were trying to give me some of their #jokes to use as I had very few clean ones.

How a #genx #mom learned how to #text … #throwback #blackberry #coffee #comedyvideo #standupcomedy

#Parenting #Boys after they get their first #Phone and start posting #Memes—this was my first tv set after taking ten years off from comedy to raise my kids… #boymom #Divorce #Respect #Custody #Father #Parents #Comedy #Lies #fever

#Dumb #blonde #jokes from back in the day day… #comedy #VH1

Tonight I’m at the Hollywood Improv and tomorrow the Dime Bar on Fairfax Avenue!

Trump wants to re-open Alcatraz…maybe he can self-deport himself there. #TheTurdmanOfAlcatraz

Hollywood Improv is up on deck for May 12th!

Brunch at the beach with wonderful friends and family!

It's such a lovely feeling to be a part of a creative team that works so hard to help a fellow artist realize their vision for themselves. Doing so with a group of some of the most talented people is something I've always yearned for and finally found. 1/4

Fun was had last night at the Ice House Comedy Club! Thank you, Michael Schwartz for the pic!

20 years now since the death of Mitch Hedberg. I was the Assistant Director on his film Los Enchiladas, and in turn he played a part in my short film Linda California. RIP Mitch, you were the coolest cat I ever met in comedy—and I’ve met plenty of funny f*ckos.

The great Marty Callner has passed. He just about directed every stand up of note not to mention his live/video music work. Marty literally invented the genre of the comedy special. My heart goes out to his lovely wife Aleeza and their family.

@claynobles.bsky.social @coffeesage.bsky.social @satiristas.bsky.social @keykungfugrip.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social @liberalwarrior.bsky.social @wtfgop.bsky.social @politipod.bsky.social @kenbazinet.bsky.social @agb2g.bsky.social @deb-in-az.bsky.social @feliciamichaels.bsky.social

It’s #crowdwork time! #Comedy #Piercings

Sometimes your girl just likes to troll her grown kids by posting filthy dumbass jokes from the way back machine. #comedy

Alright- I got the ball💙 let’s see whose handle I know. @satiristas.bsky.social @paullander.bsky.social @feliciamichaels.bsky.social @pryorwisdom.bsky.social @patti3333.bsky.social @coffeesage.bsky.social @kingmixer.bsky.social @kingresist.bsky.social @rogerleethomas.bsky.social

The night I got my name up on the wall of the Comedy Store after becoming a regular. I think I was 22. That might be a Long Island Iced Tea in my hand. I don’t recommend those at all.

I have been a big defender of Joe Rogan till about a year ago. I myself grew up on welfare/food stamps and the most questionable people on this planet are those who enable the cruelest of us to run roughshod over the weakest of us while they pull up the ladder behind themselves. #snap #GOP

North Hollywood showed up today! #50501 #northhollywoodca #protest #resistance #ResistFascism #NotMyPresident

Los Angeles — from 3-5 tomorrow at City Hall. We are going. Here’s the info if you want it. www.mobilize.us/50501protest...

Hunter Biden’s laptop doesn’t have my SSN on it.

One of the 19-24 year old’s working for Elon is now sending out emails.

Story about the 19-24 year olds helping Elon takeover of the government. A 19 year old… It’s time to wake up, folks! www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

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Pls sign to save @PBS from the axe. The Reich boys are against it due to pronoun unrest. It seems a hand puppet on Sesame Street identifies as a marionette and they don't want any public money going to buy it strings. act.demandprogress.org/sign/save-np...

My autistic half brother has never thrown up a Nazi Salute in a moment of extreme emotions. And his mother, my stepmother, is from Berlin, Germany…I can only post this here as she’s on Facebook and still feared by family members... 🤐

#mlkday #inauguration2025

I submit this letter from Jesus Christ… #Republican #Hegseth

Tonight!

"You will be visited by three spirits"

I had a fantastic time last night at Ritch Shydner’s History of Stand-Up Comedy Show! It was great seeing old friends and some of the funniest people in the business thirst for more and more stories during Ritch’s Q&A after the show about the groundbreaking comedians who stood on stage before us.

This Saturday! improv.com/hollywood/ev...

My first sub stack… open.substack.com/pub/feliciam...

Look at these cutie pies! I wanna say this is either the Chicago Comedy Festival or the Luna Lounge alternative comedy scene in NYC—both back in the day day. #Attell #Maron #Ross #Comedy

Welp, I’m back at it! Stoked to be onstage at the Hollywood Improv on Dec. 14th and at The Comedy Store on January 5th! www.ticketweb.com/event/funny-....

Three things can be true at the same time—Hunter Biden is a POS who has been ruinous to his family and so-called friends, Biden pardoning his lame AF son gives a bone to chew on to the other side as they go on an insane and reckless spree in less than 60 days, and I’m relieved that Biden did it.

These b*tchass mofos…I mean, I’m having a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday with my kittens. Hope yours is going lovely as well.

Gut punch to hear that Tito’s/Grey Goose Vodka, Anthropologie, lady’s intimate wear companies, and Cuisinart appliances all donated to Trump and Project 2025. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYkuxF6L/

I would like to wish my bluesky extended family a happy, healthy and safe Thanksgiving. @feliciamichaels.bsky.social @lisaguerrero.bsky.social @davidpakman.bsky.social @frankfigliuzzi.bsky.social @mcuban.bsky.social @oliviatroye.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Had a fantastic Birthday weekend with my dudes and their ladies!

Slow clap…oh wait.

Pro Tip: when choosing a fertility clinic make sure the doctor in charge isn’t ugly.

Trump just nominated his first Romulan.

Mika and Joe make 8 million a year each at MSNBC, and supposably they are now worried about retribution from Trump. How do you think the rest of America feels that ain’t making 16 million a year?

That moment late at night and you’re about to fall asleep and your beloved puts on a documentary about the band Chicago, because 3 years ago you liked half a song once, 7 1/2 hours into an 8 hour car ride.