the snoofer

Maybe A Charlie Brown Christmas was really always an Advent movie all along

I’d be lying if I said this was wrong

For all the fans of my writing, please know the three sentences I’ve written since the birth of our son have been fantastic. #writingcommunity

Over the years Curly Howard and Dr. Zoidberg have conclusively proven that bald men running away from danger while hooting is unreasonably funny.

You call us "groomers," then you support pedophiles. You call immigrants "criminals," then bring murder and mayhem to our cities. You call modern art "ugly," then you spam AI slop. You complain about "elites" then vote for billionaire landlords. Then you wonder who radicalized us. YOU DID.

Beef tallow bukake does have a certain je ne sais quoi to it

Finally stumbling back into social media after a much needed break! To start on a happy note, little boy and his guardian kitty were both absolutely captivated by this toy train video this morning ❤️ #caturday

Literary Hub's news article on Joyce Carol Oates has a very important headline photo.

The plural of Sasquatch should really be Sasqueech

Are you telling me that allowing officers of the law to hide their faces and act unchecked has emboldened criminals to fake being them to similarly enjoy the same perks? This is my shocked face. I am authentically shocked. If only someone, somewhere, could have predicted this. Who could have known?

Parenting a newborn apparently means waiting until 4 PM to realize you’ve been wearing your shirt inside out all day

What if there was a game show called Survival of the Godliest, except there’s no real way to measure godliness so they just choose whoever is the cleanest, since that’s the next best thing

I have it on good authority that Lee Harvey Oswald’s backup plan involved hurling a hoagie. #hoagiesisweapons

If anyone needed another reminder of how deeply unpopular the Trump-MAGA Republican agenda is, tonight was the night. But we cannot relent and we cannot become complacent. The midterms are right around the corner.

SNAP benefits will be gone, small businesses will suffer, insurance premiums will double, air traffic will be delayed/halted: All of these things are happening because when the gov't shutdown ends, the Epstein Files get released.

Quick buy things that have little bits of me in them! It’s cheaper than buying little parts of me wholesale. #horror #horrorlit #writingcommunity

Ahhh! This is the one! #writingcommunity #horrorlit

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FCQ7 is our rage-themed volume and features excellent writing by: @kayv.bsky.social @nicholeon.bsky.social C.O. Davidson @abigailkemske.bsky.social @alexhoeft.bsky.social C. Lenz @corriehaldane.bsky.social @jdlskie.bsky.social @nicowritesbooks.bsky.social Myra Stephenson Rachel Desiree Felix

Howdy folks! Just as a little heads up, my story Devouring a Perfect Circle will be appearing in volume 8, and the folks at Fraidy Cat have been amazing to work with! Just think of it! A part of me to stick somewhere in your house to haunt you. 💙📚🪐 #horrorlit #horror #writingcommunity

1. You can't even get hot food on SNAP, much less use it for nails or "weave". It doesn't work like a credit card. Items that do not qualify do not ring up. 2. Let's call a spade a spade. That right there was not a dog whistle. It is old school pure uncut Reagan era racism. What he said was RACIST.

It spoogy day. Hap spoogy. #halloween

Yes, Lord of the Rings is about how you must trust the “hard men.” Just as Narnia is about an evil lion. And the New Testament tells a tale of a wimp who wouldn’t fight back. Next week on “fascists read classics,” we’ll meet tech visionary George Orwell…

Days since the baby woke up crying so you rolled over 98.5% asleep and began burping your spouse before falling back asleep with no memory of doing so: 0

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

Is the knit blanket machine washable?

West coast you may now legally see the trailer

pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly: we never should’ve ground up pixies and compressed their dusty residue into sticks for eating this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly

This sticker tho. I'm in love. By tinyyellows on Etsy!

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

How on earth are these people letting us leave the hospital with this baby? Have they met us?

rushing to integrate undercooked, misrepresented, and misunderstood technology into every corner of our lives just so a handful of terrible people could make more money might have been a bad idea

You don’t know why you’re struggling. I know why you’re struggling. And by the way, you’ve always sucked. It’s like the lovechild of Doctor Phil and Mussolini… raised by Krusty the Clown.

Yet another cornerstone in the Cyber-Tracker-starring-Don-the-Dragon-Wilson-was-a-documentary-from-the-future theory slides into place

Live from Bastedo’s hospital room

Important subtext: Hard to oversell how rare this precise Christian coalition is, and how unusually defiant this letter they're signing is.

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

The peak of morality is when you see someone being mugged, and you run and grab a baseball bat to join in.

Oh dear. Somebody check on Ichiro Suzuki and Meg Rowley.

In short: no In long: No by any means and over my dead body. It’s exactly what Christofascists want. They want Mainline, moderate, and orthodox conservative voices to shut up and let their heresy be the sole voice of Christendom. This is the exact moment we must be extremely loud about who Jesus is

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

our country is being pillaged by criminals for their own personal gain(Not that it wasnt always before, its just alot more obvious now)

The child is living up to the family reputation and is now late. If there were any doubts about their parentage… I have written two sentences this week. #writingcommunity

Take them in remembrance that Christ died for you, and feed on him in your hearts by faith, with thanksgiving.

Republicans using AI to generate videos of them doing bad things to Americans to hurt their feelings reminds me of when I was ten and mean kids would show me pictures they drew of me dying. They're basically the same people but the mean kids put in more effort.

Local writer sits down to write only to find himself nearly an hour later 97% of the way through Kate Bush’s Wikipedia page. Now to find some more time for more words. #amwriting

Y’all pumped about joining in trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored?!