Your Natalie Portman Boyfriend name is the last person who insulted you on the beach and what you'd least like to happen to the economy

that's just friendslop you only like it because- *remembers the greatest thing in this universe is forming strong meaningful bonds with others* i'm sorry

hes no longer the magyor he can be the prime mignister

lmao bye bozo don't come back

THE MOON IN THE FUCKING SKY?????

got a much needed long laugh from this

discourse discourse, discourse discourse discourse discourse. discourse discourse discourse. discourse, discourse discourse, discourse discourse discourse discourse discourse discourse discourse.

taking a general chemistry course to learn how to ferment human waste into a hallucinogenic drug. gen chem for jenkem.

satyr fried rice. is this anything

Realer ones remember when they all overlapped with Margaret Thatcher's Deathiversary in 2023

www.bbc.com/news/live/c5... clearly the us and israel are threatened by the possibility of iran producing funko pops

ann reardon makes good videos but her titles are hilarious. IM DEBUNKING MSG IT DOESNT EXIST NUTELLA IS FAKE NO STRAWBERRIES HAVE EVER BEEN SOLD FOR $20

me: "i wonder why im dissociative" the does-the-thinking-for-you machine: "man idk it could be anything lol"

its trans day of visibility or as i like to call it "im going topless and you can't stop me"

when I tell you this t-shirt I just found in a thrift store was the best six dollars I've ever spent

When your dog is a Disney Princess.

LOOK AT THIS BEAVER CHILD RIGHT NOW!!!

no one will know i have the anxiety shakes if i’m doing jazz hands

pictured: each michael b jordan getting his own oscar

this is who youre being mean to

How Is This Still Here?????

??? why is RFK Jr. going to the doctor for a surgery when he could simply eat a variety of weird meats at his injury

you love foxes. agree and repost youtu.be/idJrErksNYk

if your food doesnt taste like an elderly palestinian woman's iftar spread throw it away and try harder

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

I FORGOT TO POST THIS YESTERDAY I'M A FUCKING FRAUD

Bet we'll have to call this Person Drink rather than Person Milk because the dairy lobby can't be normal. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

does he know what will happen if everyone buys the cheap cuts of meat

compassion socks

i’m sorry that our misery at being removed from public existence is harshing your vibe

happy lunar new year everybody

*consumes performatively*

had a dream that bjork kept making references to the princess bride on a new album, each new one making it increasingly obvious that she has never seen the movie

The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

Come on

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

dear diary, today i told people to start journaling for the 39574th, 39575th, and 39576th time. maybe one day theyll listen

tweets truly are the unsolicited dickpics of the soul

manifesto

have yall never developed the "oh god oh fuck what if this app ive been using for years just stops working forever and gets lost to time" anxiety?????

oh wow, a valentines day card! lets read it out loud shall we ahem "roses are red, violets are blue, this card is laced with contact poison, 3, 2-" [thud]

i need to write an academic paper just so i can call it "slay and serve: contemporary gay culture and the carnist food system"

you ever get mansplained at and in your mind go "i have seen the youtube video that you are quoting verbatim"

call me acute way i only got one degree

hello, i'm abby, i'm with the transgender church, could you spare a moment of your time and be for fucking real? just actually genuine, like, honest for a second? with yourself, and me, and the world? just be real, without all the bullshit? oh, amazing, how lovely, thank you so very much!

i was born in the wrong generation. i wish i was an elder xillennial with gen z characteristics but with a boomer rising and alpha moon

the benevolent fascist is once again so worried about the people that he has no choice but to commit war crimes against them. notably, this has nothing to do with him grasping to construct an outgroup following his horrible behavior losing him public support. i wonder where he got that idea