"We'll gladly take a financial hit for RS3 but god forbid we put a rainbow in it" Clown

23 years ago today, Tutorial Island was added to RuneScape! I’ve actually got a whole documentary planned about this iconic island coming soon-ish.

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

Just a lil something to take the edge off

Sorry I'm having a crisis because I just found out that Strawinsky and the Mysterious House, the ORIGIN of the Globglogabgalab, was written by fucking SCOTT CAWTHON?? YOU KNOW, THE GUY THAT MADE FNAF???? HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SCHWIBBLEDABBLEBIBBLEBABBLE DIBBLEDAPDAP?

rs3 is a freaky game

Ground out 72 summoning The boy. He has returned to me.

"Please think I'm funny" I scream into the void. The void whispers back: "8 people have liked your post." Life continues for another day.

shitposting with quickchat will never not be funny

of fucking COURSE I got a phoenix eggling in Leagues LMAOOOO

Whatever happens come the next few weeks, let it be known I am joining the coming war on Autism, on the side of Autism. It's time to kick gum and chew ass. and I'm all outta ass.

Y'all wanna talk about the stacked lineup of games we have for Indie Impact? Here's a look at the games we'll be showcasing during the event!

At this point, I'm kind of resigned to the idea that the Gestapo will eventually come for me (I am indeed a diagnosed autistic). It's the waiting for it that's getting to me. So to Trump and the rest of them: BRING IT ON, YOU NAZI MOTHERFUCKERS. I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU.

Terribly sorry, we're fresh out of "doing it for the culture". Can I interest you in "doing it for the bit" instead?

New favorite evil food: can of coconut milk and 3/4 cup Peanut butter, blend until smooth and chug it like a shake.

who the hell is this imposter, that ain't me >:I

Brooke had a great moment during DND on Friday where she leapt through fire during a sneak attack to stab one of her abusers in the back. Take 20 damage, bitch. #dnd #oc #ocsky #ocart #illustration #digitalart #elfrogue

*pats suspiciously rune essence shaped tummy*

@namz011.bsky.social: "Duncan for the love of god PLEASE get a salve amulet before a zuk cape" My silly ass:

In Mario Kart World, NPCs will park their cars, exit them, and walk around. However, the game does not actually keep track who each car belongs to. As such, a different NPC than the owner may drive away with a car, seemingly stealing it.

Player "Hey Garth do you have a watering can?" Garth "Yeah, 1 gp" *buys watering can pours it on his saplings drops it on the floor* Player: "Can i buy a watering can?" This is the World Guardian

Already got Ralph in RS3 at 1.98m 🐸

One time I had a text based dream that turned into a nightmare because the text I got was "YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SENTIENT ANVILS" and I woke up in a cold sweat and panic.

I gotta rep my boy @waffleslaughter.bsky.social , he's been pumping out some wild tunes and ngl even though it's way out of my normal music taste he's got a few bangers that even I like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBw-... give him some love if you can uwu

I feel invisible😞— my posts aren’t reaching anyone. If this finds you, please repost and leave a note so I know you’re here. This link is the only thing keeping us going in Gaza! I need to reach the next goal ASAP to afford my dental materials and tools!🙏🇵🇸 chuffed.org/project/layl...

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

fucking PANTHEON Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It's on netflix go watch

@colonello.bsky.social can we have a quick round of applause for this wonderful, awesome, handsome, wholesome, kindhearted, devoted, most incredible man ever? :3 I love you. And I am so thankful I get to wake up next to you and live life by your side. 💛

Gawdang.

Ok google, show me bug?

me when poop bad

Wife: why are you looking so upset at the pickle jar? Me:

Personally very disappointed to see Pride yoinked out of RS since it's been my home for so many years, but what can I say that hasn't already been said. Sharing the article because I think it's important. www.pcgamer.com/games/mmo/ru...

TOMORROW, 9/6 6:30 PM CST MGS DELTA DRINKING GAME STREAM PART 2 WE'RE GONNA TRY AND SEND THE FIRST BOSS IF ALL GOES WELL. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

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Bull Shit Not doing a pride event when you've never done one and no one expects you to would be apolitical. Cancelling an anticipated, ready-to-go event is as political as it gets.

@yeofbigarms.bsky.social huge for the that's right account

even at 27 banana slices with peanut butter go absolutely crazy as a snack

The new RS3 event got me like:

With the help of the legendary @fartshartly.bsky.social I bring you the final reveal for 31 Days of Prizes. Thank you for joining me on this adventure! I hope everyone is looking forward to the event. We'll have more information in September so keep an eye out! youtu.be/kEd_oleNA0E?...

We needed a day to recharge, but we had an absolutely stellar start to this. So fun. Revolvers were spun. Shots were taken. I ran cockily into a spike trap I said I would avoid moments earlier. MGS3 Drinking Game streams will return at a yet unspecified date.

What should I put in my funky new storage vessel?

Firefox users! Right click on any page, mouse over "Ask an AI Chatbot", and click "Remove AI Chatbot" to nuke the feature into orbit! I'm assuming they see statistics about how many people have done this.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, NON BINARY PALS IT IS TIME THE MGS DELTA DRINKING GAME STREAM STARTS NOW www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEkY...

Tonight's the big night! Will post the link once we're live!

Crackers barrel

Soup having a moment of clarity while interrupting a live stream on the RuneScape twitch channel in 2016: