one day i would love to work for a man who doesn't talk to me like an idiot

would leave twitter completely if my GC was here

saw a few tweets this week like "yeah this site is run by a nazi but the whole country is run by nazis so" and it's like oh great, a new "no ethical consumption under capitalism"-ass excuse for people to use for the next four years in lieu of making any real change

cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen

good morning, agent 47

not enough people talk about how andy on twin peaks is actually hot. stop talking about coop so much. open your eyes

me: idk. sometimes i wonder if my feelings are even worth saying. my therapist: feelings can be inconvenient sometimes but they’ll only be all the more inconvenient if you’re not honest with yourself & others about them. busta rhymes in widescreen youtube uploads of his 90’s music videos:

anyone have any good ideas for posts

imprisoned........

every donna and james scene in twin peaks

said "holy shit" aloud when I looked outside to see this

hyperfixating on this napkin holder in shelly's house in twin peaks until i make it myself in pottery

hello

are you seeing this red sox?

[while getting my ass kicked] this is helpful context, thank you

she's so funny because you would think this face indicates panic or distress but i have a bunch of photos of her like this. she loves laying on her back and staring at us with big eyes like this

yeah i think i'm gonna skip this one

we're getting soto let's goooooo

oh wow

"Get out here, son. There's a-doin's a-transpirin'."

trying to figure out if the sox have a better chance of signing soto or if the packers have a better chance of being the lions this week. it's really a toss-up

hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks

much to consider

shout out to meals!

tom brady after taking one bite of the turkey leg

I dont think you trust In My Self righteous unalive

mods asleep post baby cat

i’m going to win the super bowl all by myself

one of the most special things about attending an nfl game in person is that if the home team wins, they open up all the exits and let all the fans go home. nothing like sleeping in your own bed

This was basically an Arrested Development shot

good morning everyone welcome back to another get your shit together sunday. you have until 3PM to get all of your shit together or you will fall so hopelessly far behind that you can never recover

show me your pet and what they were named after

a lovely morning nearly RUINED when this local woman tried on a pair of pants

had two beers and went to a show last night and today i feel like i got hit by a truck. is it over for me

Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy

even AI is sick of Embiid

unfollowed the bridal group i joined on FB

oh no he remembered the regret in his life, and pain he has caused others

i love always having to push through a group of old men giving me the lead paint stare and refusing to move so i can exit the elevator. it rules

yeah we're getting juan soto

boy era

while we're doing a little separating of art from the artist today - listening to michael jackson's thriller (the album) and every time i do, it kind of breaks my brain imagining listening to it fresh when it first dropped. unbelievable stuff. mind-bendingly good tunes

daniel craig joining the war on chappell roan on the side of chappell roan

me replying to @spinanch.bsky.social