Ultimately this app will sink or swim according to my contributions. It is up to me

I’m interested in becoming a solipsist. But I want to get some outside opinions first

Seems like it always turns out there s factors at play

sun go away wad feel bad

Tried to order a pain au chocolat at a cafe the other day, while pointing at the pain au chocolat in the pastry case. Sadly the barista had never heard of a pain au chocolat, not once, not once in her entire life

:(

friend trying to act like he’s Different: I actually don’t have an internal monologue my internal monologue: *singing ‘my favorite things’ in a Jamaican accent*

Da Food Pharaoh

Hotdog roller simulation has been running on the mainframe for 16 hours. The results have been startling

Shall I compare thee to a melody in my head? Thou art more like my iPod stuck on replay and more temperate

What was I cooking

Some things are redolent of other things. But some things aren’t redolent of anything

Just realized that if you invest your happiness in material things, you allow entropy to work directly against your happiness

H O T T D O G, YOU CAN TAJE ME HOTT DOG

It’s me wad

When I have to call someone on the phone and they’re actually helpful boy I sure let them know how much I appreciate it

The times they really do be are a changin

Hello I am a dating app user. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing. Rock climbing.

This is certainly a football game

Nobody remembers how to be friends

Awesome man

Lmao they just put jigsaw falling into place on the football broadcast

>”living” >literally a picture of a skeleton

Fishened chip

Sockies

H O T T D O G, YOU CAN TAJE ME HOTT DOG

Eagle tuah. And spit on dak thang

Artificial Intelligence energy requirements: 1 billion tons of coal per nanosecond Normal intelligence energy requirements: Hambunger

Emily

Watching 2010: the year we make contact (released in 1984) and there is what looks like a Beijing 2008 Olympics poster in the set design?????? That’s not foresight, that’s fivesight

Phillip O’Dendron

Just bought a new car what the fuck did I just do to myself

Jesus of suburbia voice Lawrence of Arabia

Not all of Paul Thomas Anderson’s movies are that great

Nothing, nowhere, and not at the same time neither

I’ve figured out all of the Sydney Sweeney business and once I publish my think-piece about it we will all be able to move on

Lmfao

Under no circumstances do I intend to watch a “reaction video”

East’ve Eden

Brent Hinds, the former frontman and lead guitarist of the heavy metal band Mastodon, died late Wednesday in a motorcycle crash, the authorities said.

Me when I

Time to become a Consciousness Understander

Finished against da day. That’s enough Pynchon for now

the wifi is broken on my laptop so I got an Ethernet cable and am trying to embrace the idea that The Computer is a discrete, static place that you go

returned $200 worth of Amazon stuff, feeling the refunds wash over me