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Guybrush n Elaine. Whagever 🐟

Announcing my 90s Fantasy Adventure Epic ⚔️ The Telwynium ⚔️ is coming to Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/2818820/... 🧙 Go play the Demo (Book 1 - Winter's Dawn) right now!

Drop some sand (gif by mst3kgifs on tumblr mst3kgifs.tumblr.com/post/1430118...)

This kind of whole-account labeling should only ever be opt-in by the user themselves. Doing it by force and relying on automated "detection" tools to boot always winds up in ridiculous overkill.

gofund.me/94b52b933 I'm at the point I can't hide my condition anymore and I'm full of regrets. #GoFundMe #health #regrets #help #please #tumor #diagnosis

www.tumblr.com/3liza/820613... TL;DR Mullvad money provides over half the funding to a Swedish Neo-Nazi political party. Maybe reconsider giving money to Mullvad or Firefox VPN.

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Bungie folks impacted by the layoffs: please let me know if you see anything on our careers page that is a fit for you. I will gladly help with application advice and recommendations: www.cdprojektred.com/en/jobs

Anyone laid off, apply to our game studio. Doesn't matter if you don't see a matching role, apply anyway via the "General Dev Application" If you applied before, apply again. You got nothing to lose. www.absurdventures.com/careers

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Happy Solstice (and spell book sunday) Thought Druid Craft would be fitting for today 🌄 #spellbooksunday #ttrpg #dnd #pathfinder #traditionalart

Guybrush Threepwood: Mighty Pirate I will always have a deep love of the old Lucasarts games. I’d be so happy working on a game like Monkey Island. #guybrushthreepwood #monkeyisland #lucasarts #gamecharacters

Fucking abhorrent on every front. Every. Single. Front. A good breakdown of what's going on, where, and who is being affected here. Also: I refuse to make a joke about the juvenile shit Musk had put on the roof but I encourage you to do it in my stead.

Probably bananas. Banana bread excepted and I'm sometimes OK with artificial banana flavoring in candy, but the fruit, fresh or dried, is gross to me. It's both the texture and the flavor; putting banana in a fruit salad contaminates the bowl, and you won't catch me eating banana pudding.

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

A while back we had the wonderful opportunity to pitch a Red Dwarf adventure game directly to Doug Naylor himself. While the project didn't end up going ahead, we're now free to share some of the work we produced for the pitch!

That's the second biggest fudge provider I've ever seen

I'm glad LucasArts went back to its roots with the new Star Wars movie.

The Backrooms (1991).

Happiness is a warm flamethrower?

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.

Hmmm, better or worse than Sega CD...

It being a horrible idea and the utter lack of principles involved aside, that is an insane violation of the First Amendment. And for one of the very reasons why we need the First Amendment.

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They could always substitute a 36-pack of James Patterson novels...

Aha, WE KNEW IT

please comment and give the FCC hell ⬇️

My favorite was when asked about my state I just said "I am pear-shaped and unfit to rule".

We live in an era where you can be successful by being funny or likeable for 1-3 minutes at a time so a lot of people famous on the Internet are fine for 90 seconds then increasingly terrible. This is bad for me because I don't start getting likeable for 2, maybe 3 hours

Some discarded elements of this version later turned up in Escape from Monkey Island, e.g. wedding gifts and the enchanted figurehead of the Dainty Lady, which had been Elaine's original fate in Curse:

Discovering new paths 😇

Nothing refutes the SCOTUS majority's claim that "America is past racism" more thoroughly than a Southern state carefully acting to make sure no Black people can be represented in its legislature.

I’m extending this 25% discount on gift cards to May 15. A great opportunity to grab a discount you can use later for #tattoo hours, art, or anything else I offer. Tax season hit hard & we also lost our beloved Corgi this week, with some rly hefty vet bills to pay. squareup.com/gift/9DPCWB3...

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Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate™!

Blackberry Hangover (....that's actually pretty good lol)

Didn't have to call me out like this, dang. (I want to stress that I was an adult already when I was playing this 😅)

I drew that sign as temp art, assuming a real artist would replace it. I think they left it in to punish me. Look, it’s not easy to draw a cursive F with a mouse in Enhanced Deluxe Paint II.

Wayy too many to pick from but let's say "You know, it's not so much the apocalypse, it's the humidity."

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Congrats to @theonion.com, now do whitehouse dot gov next.

Doodled a second, more generic version just for good measure. Was fun!

Cool freeze-frame. The animation frames of the sprite where LeChuck tears off his disguise are really wild.