The Adventures of Brisco County Jr.

Guest Character #2

Anger can be an important and necessary tool for positive change, but it is extremely important to use your brain, too. To make sure you are using your anger and not letting your anger use you. Intelligence, empathy, & emotion working together is humanity's greatest potential strength.

maybe framing half the globe as our yard (a thing we own and are responsible for maintaining) is part of the problem

If someone says their favorite Muppet is Scooter, you quarantine them immediately because that is an extraterrestrial trying to pass as human and failing.

If you think the CIA is, in any way, on any issue, "the good guys", you haven't been paying attention to history. Any times they ever did what ended up being "the right thing" were both coincidental & statistical flukes and therefore can be ignored.

Fuck it. I'm going to bed with an MST3K or a Rifftrax for a distraction & white noise because I'm too angry to think straight right now and I don't want to do something I can't take back that might endanger myself or the people I care about.

My guest character idea for the next Mortal Kombat?

Case in point: One Piece uses death very sparingly(outside of flashbacks) thus, it is very emotional when deaths do occur. I love Dragon Ball, but it really screwed up by turning death into a revolving door with no real consequences.

The month is off to a slow start. Please let me know if I can help you with any of your projects!

Let's start this Year with Puppy Power! Repost This with a fictional Dog that You like. 🐶 Many people say they didn't fall in love with One Piece until the Arlong Park Arc (Chapter 68-95, episodes 31-44), but I realized it was something special with Chouchou here(Chapter 12, episode 6).

There's no getting around it. Dungeon Theme #2 from Startropics 2 is pretty much just an 8-bit version of Moondance by Van Morrison youtu.be/DXJPOe8HZO0?

It's weird the Oops All Berries! contains an apology for existing in its name but lutefisk, balut, and pizzas or lasagnas ruined with asiago cheese do not. #PersonalCulinaryMobyDicks

Man Who Drinks 5 Diet Cokes Per Day Hoping Doctors Working On Cure For Whatever He’s Getting https://theonion.com/man-who-drinks-5-diet-cokes-per-day-hoping-doctors-work-1819575868/

I'm only 41, but this made me feel older than any amount of back pain or my knees occasionally popping when I stand up ever has(so far). Because those were the first consoles to release after my college years. Okay, college year singular(2002-2003), but still.

Me when I realized the Xbox 360 became 20 years old in November and the Wii & PS3 will be 20 years old later this year, making them all technically retro consoles.

I only realized this and felt obligated to do it. If you don't know this reference, then I can consider you a TEAM PLAYER.

Happy New Year. youtu.be/hTZ8LjKBZdA?

Me to 2025:

Picture of the staff who operate my account.

First day of 2025 vs last day of 2025

the thing is, “differing political views” used to be about what percentage to tax high earners and not whether brown people are humans

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Either The Beastie Boys "Sabotage" or just about any parody music video by Weird Al. youtu.be/FklUAoZ6KxY?

How I’m walking out of 2025 and entering to 2026:

"I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway."

Monkey D Luffy, solely for the fact he would eat way too much.

#MakeAFilmCheaper Cubic Zirconias Are (Almost) Forever

It is far more catchy than you'd think the dub opening of a 1981 anime ripping off Star Wars while also being an adaptation of The Odyssey would be. Although it is also so 80s, it can be seen from space. youtu.be/OZ4c1X5ene8?

Waiting for 2025 to end.

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Emily on Cynthia Rothrock:"She's kinda, sorta, a Caucasian female Bruce Lee, only Bruce knew how to pick his roles and occasionally got good scripts."

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I get so damn tired of idiots complaining about Doctor Who, One Piece, Star Trek, etc., going "woke". They are almost always talking about series/franchises that already were progressive, just sometimes in a "Fair for its day" ways that they've gotten better at handling now.

Metal Gear Solid 3:Snake Eater. It's one of my favorite games of all time, after all.

True story: when my brother Aaron found out all the cool people I share a birthday with:"What the hell? The only famous people I share a birthday with are Charlie Sheen & serial killer Albert DeSalvo." Me:"I also share mine with MTG." Aaron"...ugh. I'll stick with the serial killer."

MTG is a good example of how sometimes there isn't a "good guy" in a conflict. Sometimes, it's just 2 bad people, but on opposite sides.

If you see this, post egg

you do not and should not hand it to MTG under any circumstances it is useful for us, politically, that she's broken with Trump - because "Rs in Disarray" is a good narrative but she herself is still a vicious antisemite and transphobe and nobody progressive should lose sight of that

If you see this, post Egg. Hey, the Egg-Egg Fruit devil fruit counts.

Share a great female villain! Anti-villains/villains in name only because they are opposing the protagonist count, right?

@rifftrax.com As weird and off-putting as The Monster's Christmas was, seeing the writer's name and realizing I have a book by them was possibly even more confusing.

‘One Piece’ Season 1 has officially ended after 26 years and 1,156 episodes. The show will now enter a seasonal format starting on April 5th.

Dinner plans tonight: Baked salmon on a bed of rice and the Rifftrax'd version of Inception.

Few things endear me to an actor more quickly than them playing a self-deprecating parody version of themselves. Like, say, Denise Richards did in 30 Rock. "I was a nucular psychiatrist in a James Bonk movie." She intentionally mispronounced it as "nucular", so I'm spelling it that way.

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/

I like JKR in the same way I like swallowing hot roofing tar while simultaneously repeatedly slamming a car door on my genitals.

I don't want much. Just an Easter Egg/ homage to Grim Fandango in Coco 2. Is that too much to ask?