Happy October let's all be normal and calm about the Phillies (if they don't win the World Series I will make the Nika Riots of 532AD look like a toddler pillow fight)

It's important to remember that if the Phillies get eliminated this is a Mickey Mouse fraudulent post season and the winner will be relegated to the bin of the 2005 White Sox Win that didn't actually happen. There are no witnesses to that win it does not exist.

pretty clear trump and hegseth view the military's future in the suburban white guys that listen to rogan and watch tiktoks about how someone needs to carry the boats. but those guys are all tied up in trying to sell nissan altimas so idk

That's right. You the discerning pedestrian are responsible for the actions of a person driving the 2 ton hunk of metal. I personally love riding my bikes with the assumption someone is going to hit me no matter how "correct" or "safe" I ride

me in 2015: i don't care if you're bored of his excellence, give mike trout the MVP award every year me in 2025: i'll start mailing death threats if you give judge the mvp over cal raleigh

Lmao that kicked so much ass

JORDAN FUCKING DAVIS

Losers

A Cowards draw on 3rd and Long? Kevin Patullo do the honorable thing

This is pathetic. What a bunch of fucking losers

A Cowards draw on 3rd and Long? Kevin Patullo do the honorable thing

Zack Baun my personal deity

These Phillies sure do love opening a can of whoop ass from the 7th inning on

I'm letting the caribou whiskey talk this eve

Strict pressing 125 for reps today please o merciful Lord remove me from this plane of existence

Even hungover and in an unethical disgusting time zone the Phillies still just love pulverizing the Dodgers

$53 for a hat and $42 for the shittiest quality Tshirt imaginable Michael Rubin enjoy hell

Do you think the like 1oz of beer residue in that apple juice beer bong Bryce took got him lit up?

They call him Killa Trav because he's killing the chiefs out there

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

You ever think about how cool it is that Jhoan Duran is both a Philadelphia Phillie and insanely good?

Magic number is 1

i think it's a sin against god to teach a yoshi to read

Kyle Schwarber is very cool and I will personally see to the downfall of John Middleton's Tobacco empire if Kyle does not get to hit his 500th home run in a Phillies uniform

Locking the fuck in

Good morning. Good Chili morning

La Vuelta hitting the Angliru is one of the best days in cycling. What a stupid nut ass climb designed for nothing more than utter human suffering

Eagles won but at what cost? My back is sore (fell asleep on the couch during the weather delay)

BALL DON'T LIE

I want these refs tarred and feathered

Taunting? What a shit ass penalty

Lock Adoree Jackson in the contraption. I'm sick of him

Jalen Hurts you are my angel baby

I love you Jalen Hurts

Gotta wonder why Q isn't glued to Ceedee

Okay yeah sure you shouldn't do that you dense moron

EXPLAIN??

Go Birds you beautiful dickheads

The cowboys are loading up onto their busses at the Loews and there's a dude just standing there in a Green bay jersey. Outstanding work

Making this the year I get everyone else to turn on the italian american caricature "Big Dom" begone from my tv screen and from public knowledge

What time do we think the Cowboys will leave their hotel? I'd like to walk over and boo them getting on their buses

Foaming at the mouth thinking about the empty Parables Jalen Hurts is going to say to hype up the team in the pre-game huddle

Who up Jurging they Cam?

Rise and go Birds

Dudes rock and this is the best thing I’ve done all day

I love remembering some guys

Demolition Derby's are fun as hell thank you

Didn't win Quizzo but we did win best team name. All Denim on the Runway won us a lighter

Leg Day done