As a former student of IUP (dropout) while Cignetti was coach i believe I have legal rights to claim IU's success for myself

I am incredibly sad to report that after flirting with it and contemplating, I am all the way back in on The Flyers. Trevor Zegras has restored the feeling

should not get lost in the night how much of a bar "the fans are nuts, the boos are awesome, and the cheers are even better" was.

"in case you're wondering what's happening on X" nope, no thanks. i wasn't

and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since

Not that isn't already a failed nation but Jesus fucking christ every piss pant rule of law liberal should be beating down the doors of the white house to have him strung up

This year, there’s only one thing that can fix the world. It’s me driving the glow in the dark car from repo men. Donate to my go fund me to make this happen:

I'm getting married this year that's fuckin wild man

This is my super bowl of my fucking God

My fiancé is sick, my dog got his balls chopped off on Monday, so we're spending this New Year doing the only thing reasonable. White people tacos and Tollywood cinema baby

"Now the Eagles get it back. They’re gonna run some clock... or maybe..."

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

Sorry to be impolite but I want Jalen Carter to make Brock Purdy see his Gods

My best idea for 2026:

I believe the entire Defense is within their legal rights to beat every single player on the offense with a hammer

Wins a wins but Kevin Patullo needs to put in the contraption

Local dumbass seen Locked in for James Cameron's Big Blue People Adventure no matter how icy the world is

I knew Seven Samurai was long but seeing an actual intermission included even in the 4K transfer is crazy

Going to the treat store (Trader Joe's) anyone need anything?

Can't wait to drink precisely 1 (one) tiny cup of Coquito tonight and crash my car into a ditch 3 hours later (because i was too sleepy)

Lancia Rally 037. I'm turning every drive into some classic Group B Rally Racing

I have the most normal dog in the world. A perfectly average dog.

This Strahm trade better be a precursor to signing a certain Japanese Pitcher or I will be in Dombrowski/Mattingly/Middleton's walls

A symphony of American Zoomer hockey bro speak

Man this Zegras dude sure is fun to watch

Spielberg putting out a movie about Aliens is going to save the movies (at the same time as the 6 other directors who are also saving the movies)

I should file a shitload of 311 complaints on the million dollar homes in my neighborhood that haven't shoveled or salted their sidewalks

Adolis Garcia is a good signing entirely because he's not another Mayo Slathered piece of white toast

this man autographed israeli bombs

Live look at Mets HQ

rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country

not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today

Kyle Schwarber is my big strong friend and I will no longer be lighting myself on fire in front of CBP

Eagles

Went to bed before the 4th quarter started many are saying "wow you are the smartest most unbothered eagles fan alive" and folks they may be right

Curt Cignetti was the head coach of the Indiana University of Pennsylvania during my short stint there so IU winning the big ten is very important to me

Going sicko mode for the red knight

Bro-ing out at the creed cover band free concert in St. Pete

Bro-ing out at the creed cover band free concert in St. Pete

Airport beer going to hit my hand harder than any beer has ever hit my hand

We should be permitted to beat Brett Eskin with a tire iron and strap him to the Titan Submersible for this

I have Back to back 3 day work weeks you cannot ask me to do a damn thing

Guy who watched Wim Wender’s Perfect Days: God, what an amazing architectural achievement in which to get attacked by a bear.

Woke up the entire dang neighborhood by putting on The Last Waltz at 6:30. Scorsese said "Play this Film Loud" and I simply must oblige

Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

Having a very normal commute home

Saquon has that Trump stink on him now. Just giga ass

Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work

I don't know how the fuck ended up with a dog that is so calm and happy to be dead asleep on his bed at 9pm but here I am

Shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that “wood chipper, feet first” is incredibly funny.