Swelly
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Deposed King of the Suburbs
As a former student of IUP (dropout) while Cignetti was coach i believe I have legal rights to claim IU's success for myself
about 17 hours ago
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I am incredibly sad to report that after flirting with it and contemplating, I am all the way back in on The Flyers. Trevor Zegras has restored the feeling
3 days ago
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Kurt
4 days ago
should not get lost in the night how much of a bar "the fans are nuts, the boos are awesome, and the cheers are even better" was.
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lauren
3 days ago
"in case you're wondering what's happening on X" nope, no thanks. i wasn't
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lauren
5 days ago
and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since
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Not that isn't already a failed nation but Jesus fucking christ every piss pant rule of law liberal should be beating down the doors of the white house to have him strung up
7 days ago
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Dolphin Pilot
8 days ago
This year, there’s only one thing that can fix the world. It’s me driving the glow in the dark car from repo men. Donate to my go fund me to make this happen:
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I'm getting married this year that's fuckin wild man
10 days ago
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This is my super bowl of my fucking God
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10 days ago
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My fiancé is sick, my dog got his balls chopped off on Monday, so we're spending this New Year doing the only thing reasonable. White people tacos and Tollywood cinema baby
10 days ago
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"Now the Eagles get it back. They’re gonna run some clock... or maybe..."
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10 days ago
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10 days ago
Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
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FlyersGoalScoredBy
12 days ago
Sorry to be impolite but I want Jalen Carter to make Brock Purdy see his Gods
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Lee Harvey (non-Oswald)
12 days ago
My best idea for 2026:
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I believe the entire Defense is within their legal rights to beat every single player on the offense with a hammer
13 days ago
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Wins a wins but Kevin Patullo needs to put in the contraption
13 days ago
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Local dumbass seen Locked in for James Cameron's Big Blue People Adventure no matter how icy the world is
14 days ago
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I knew Seven Samurai was long but seeing an actual intermission included even in the 4K transfer is crazy
15 days ago
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Going to the treat store (Trader Joe's) anyone need anything?
15 days ago
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Can't wait to drink precisely 1 (one) tiny cup of Coquito tonight and crash my car into a ditch 3 hours later (because i was too sleepy)
17 days ago
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Lancia Rally 037. I'm turning every drive into some classic Group B Rally Racing
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17 days ago
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I have the most normal dog in the world. A perfectly average dog.
18 days ago
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This Strahm trade better be a precursor to signing a certain Japanese Pitcher or I will be in Dombrowski/Mattingly/Middleton's walls
22 days ago
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Michael Baumann
25 days ago
A symphony of American Zoomer hockey bro speak
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Man this Zegras dude sure is fun to watch
25 days ago
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Spielberg putting out a movie about Aliens is going to save the movies (at the same time as the 6 other directors who are also saving the movies)
25 days ago
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I should file a shitload of 311 complaints on the million dollar homes in my neighborhood that haven't shoveled or salted their sidewalks
26 days ago
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Adolis Garcia is a good signing entirely because he's not another Mayo Slathered piece of white toast
26 days ago
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
about 1 month ago
this man autographed israeli bombs
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your mom's favorite বাঙালি
about 1 month ago
Live look at Mets HQ
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lauren
about 1 month ago
rough year for mr. met. he's been off his workout routine for months, can't stand listening to the lumineers anymore, mrs. met won't talk to him outside official appearances, he maxed out for cuomo and sliwa, and now the only coworker who likes him took a better job on the other side of the country
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actioncookbook
about 1 month ago
not so sure about the “nice” list card in my son’s Topps advent calendar today
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Kyle Schwarber is my big strong friend and I will no longer be lighting myself on fire in front of CBP
about 1 month ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
about 1 month ago
Eagles
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Went to bed before the 4th quarter started many are saying "wow you are the smartest most unbothered eagles fan alive" and folks they may be right
about 1 month ago
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Curt Cignetti was the head coach of the Indiana University of Pennsylvania during my short stint there so IU winning the big ten is very important to me
about 1 month ago
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Going sicko mode for the red knight
about 1 month ago
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Bro-ing out at the creed cover band free concert in St. Pete
about 1 month ago
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Bro-ing out at the creed cover band free concert in St. Pete
about 1 month ago
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Airport beer going to hit my hand harder than any beer has ever hit my hand
about 1 month ago
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We should be permitted to beat Brett Eskin with a tire iron and strap him to the Titan Submersible for this
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about 1 month ago
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I have Back to back 3 day work weeks you cannot ask me to do a damn thing
about 1 month ago
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Norm Charlatan
about 1 month ago
Guy who watched Wim Wender’s Perfect Days: God, what an amazing architectural achievement in which to get attacked by a bear.
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Woke up the entire dang neighborhood by putting on The Last Waltz at 6:30. Scorsese said "Play this Film Loud" and I simply must oblige
about 1 month ago
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Ghoul Hand Luke
about 2 months ago
Bringing out this all-time banger from
@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
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Having a very normal commute home
about 2 months ago
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Saquon has that Trump stink on him now. Just giga ass
about 2 months ago
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Sirianni and Campbell are having an all time bozo off. Magnificent work
about 2 months ago
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I don't know how the fuck ended up with a dog that is so calm and happy to be dead asleep on his bed at 9pm but here I am
about 2 months ago
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
about 2 months ago
Shouldn’t lose sight of the fact that “wood chipper, feet first” is incredibly funny.
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