introducing Trump is ... New York Giants QB Jaxson Dart

"Oh you have a beautiful cross necklace so you can talk." If you're not Christian, too bad for you! I hate JDVance, such an ass-kissing pussy.

So now Little JD is telling the pope why he picked that name.

@maddow.bsky.social Go ahead and pimp that book, Rachel. It's not like there was big news today

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

If you were horrified watching elected leaders run & scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed. Now, become a part of the solution & only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

President Manbaby lashes out at the Pope by harming children.

This is real

Sen. Tammy Duckworth will... not be at SOTU. "America deserves better than this president and the bullshit he's going to say tonight," she says. "I refuse to attend Trump's address this evening bc I'm not interested in sitting there & watching Republicans stroke his fragile ego for hours on end."

Every Thursday Mike Johnson secretly attends underground gay rave under nickname Dildo Elmo. You can see it on his face. Can I prove it? No.

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

That’s a lovely thought. But it could never happen with Donald Trump serving as president, and would never have been necessary if he weren’t.

I'm going to hope the only reason this asshole isn't covered with beer and nachos is because these fans don't know that "88" is white supremacist code for "Heil Hitler" and that the word "NATIONALIST" is in white for a reason.

Again, think about what would need to be in those files for this to be Republicans' least bad option.

"FEMA’s response was dysfunctional, delinquent and irresponsible"

It makes sense to drug detainees into compliance if you don't give a shit if they live or die and absolutely nobody is paying attention and the govt will back your lies.

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Once again I am calling for Democrats to introduce legislation requiring standardized uniforms, visible badge numbers with names, as well as a requirement for ICE and DHS agents to present proof that there is enough danger present to be masked to a judge when they get their warrant.

Target FORGOT TO WRITE COPY for their pride line this year i’m obsessed with how much big box stores dgaf and have stopped pretending to

Local Entrepreneurs, take note that Trump does not give one single solitary fuck about you.

Wow. Naval Academy prof to their 3-star Admiral in his letter of resignation: "your legacy will be that of a careerist who banned Maya Angelou but retained Mein Kampf"

this guy is a world class asshole

Wearing a bright blue suit, texting, and then sleeping at Pope Francis’s funeral. What an embarrassing mess.

If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen. Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.

FMK, JD Vance version

Burn a Tesla charger and it's an act of terrorism, but a democratic governor's mansion is set on fire and there's crickets coming out of the White House and the DOJ.

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

The President’s unprecedented Executive Order yesterday targeting Messrs. Chris Krebs and Miles Taylor for nothing but the exercise of their First Amendment rights is the President’s most constitutionally corrupt Executive Order to date.

When the head of ICE starts talking about how great it would be to have Amazon Prime for shipping human beings to a concentration camp in El Salvador that no one ever leaves, you’ve gone way past “it could never happen here.”

For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce" www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...

Today, I am calling on Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and other top officials in the Trump administration to resign immediately due to their reckless and unlawful disclosure of national security secrets. Their actions have put our country at risk, and immediate accountability is necessary

I mean honestly that doesn’t sound like someone you should be sending war plans to, Pete

I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.

Circling back on this…

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

A friend drove two hours today for her breast cancer chemotherapy only to learn it was canceled due to NIH cuts. Clinical trial ended midstream. No treatment, no restart, no plan, no information. Her bro-in-law's chemo was also canceled.

My dear friend’s niece, who in October developed sepsis when a Georgia hospital refused her a D&C after a miscarriage, will be taken off life support tomorrow. I don’t know the names of the countless others who have suffered and will suffered because of anti-abortion laws. But her name was Haley.

I am a commissioner at the Federal Trade Commission. Earlier today, the president attempted to illegally fire me. This is corruption, plain and simple. I will see the president in court. My full statement:

They're defying court orders and carrying out mass deportations.

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I’m the dairy farmer running in the special election to replace Elise Stefanik in New York’s 21st Congressional District. Can you repost this, give me a follow, and help spread the word?

History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for.

When I was in residency I had to watch a teenager and her parents brought to tears when she learned that she had Turner Syndrome (XO). But Nancy Mace doesn't mind being horribly cruel.

Because computers are famous for not being able to process transactions quickly 🤬🤬🤬