Went to Maynard James Keenan’s (frontman for TOOL) winery in Arizona. It was pretty great.

OH GOD. I miss my baby so much.

“Everyone… just—stop—listen shut the fuck up. It will open itself up.”

Sedona is the prettiest.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid. I wanted to be Lois Lane. I still kinda do.

Sedona, you’re beautiful.

Luck of the Irish, baby!

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! 26+6 =1 🇮🇪☘️

I shivered in those solitudes when I heard the voice of the salt in the desert. Pablo Neruda.

Yet another reason to move to the West Coast - Oscars are wrapped up by 8:00pm

"Welcome back, we're coming to you live from the has a small penis theater... let's see him put his name in front of that"

Kid just did a two mile hike. I am so proud of this guy.

Arizona is real pretty.

I have no idea how travel influencers with kids do it. Posing for a million pictures until you get the "right" shot, trying to get your kid to do the thing you want to do, organizing and planning and maintaining a 50's housewife manically happy vibe throughout. I don't think I could ever do it.

Ya’ll… @bittersouth.bsky.social doesn’t miss

Daylight saving time before having a kid: “This is a minor inconvenience that I will sleep off.” Daylight saving time after having a kid: “Our entire way of life is ruined.”

Just wrapped on Season 2 of Ring The Damn Bell! New episodes, new look and video coming in hot like a Van Daminator soon!

They took my favorite sandwich off the menu at my favorite restaurant and replaced it with a grilled cheese with bacon and tomato.

The universe disagrees.

It is a great day to be an Arsenal fan ❤️‍🔥

basically i no longer believe french fries are bad for you. they just aren’t

I wrote about @ringthedamnbellpod.bsky.social for PODCASTARS Magazine and talked about what it takes to start a podcast. I also quote Gladiator and mention that Hogan sucks. I'm nothing if not consistent.

Like the Soo, Shoresy is so fucking good but I wish Season 5 would have centered more around him coaching peewee or bantam hockey. Bring by the B'ys, build a relationship with Laura Mohr's kid and maybe have him have some friction with a chirping 13-year-old like Jory Jordan's kid brother.

The post goal atmosphere at The Irishmen is electric! If you're an Arsenal supporter in Palm Beach County or looking for a club to call home, check out @pbinvincibles.bsky.social. I found my home there a few years ago and I hope you will too. #COYG #NorthLondonxPalmBeachForever

Palak paneer with pomegranate arils, garlic naan, coconut rice and carrot-cucumber-serrano raita. Get yourself an Indian wife. Or an Indian mom. Or an Indian friend who wants to feed you.

Figuring out my palak paneer recipe. This one has nine cloves of garlic, two chilis and came together in like, 40 minutes.

It’s true. This stupid meme gets so much use

"Prices at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens, Fla., have risen from $75 in November to $175...and up to $250 for in-demand games such as Colombia-Portugal and the round-of-32 match." For YEARS, I wanted the World Cup to come back to the States and now, I'm utterly dreading it.

Everyone living in Miami needs to own this. HOT GIRLS - this would be the cutest tube top!

"I can see through time." "Badger, my ass. It's probably Milhouse." "Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!" "Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!" "I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah." "Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?" "Khlav Kalash."

In honor of Arsenal beating Tottenham 4-1 yesterday, I wrote about how becoming a mother made me an Arsenal fan and how my son and I found home within the club and its supporters. #Arsenal #COYG

Do you miss the shitty hellsite or do you miss the person/how relatively unfucked things were in 2009?

Swear to God, a Diet Coke from Howley’s might just save your life.

Imagine being a Spurs supporter. Couldn’t be me.

Annual tradition - the Ren Faire. Heartbroken to miss the NLD but this was a pretty great time.

Had the greatest time last night with the @ringthedamnbellpod.bsky.social crew at Smackdown. Who would have thought that a podcast would bring such amazing people into my life? Great night, great people. I’m the luckiest damn girl in the world.

Catching hands? Sir, I am 4’11” tall. The fuck kind of hobbit thunderdome you trying to get me into?

Swear to God, getting divorced hurt less than Arsenal does.

I mean, look - we all know that AI sucks but the fact that it doesn't even acknowledge the existence of Tottenham as a club is some Spursy shit.

Hey, does anyone wanna buy my blood or plasma or soul? Because I need tickets and they're not gonna be cheap.

NPR listeners share how they've made relationships with their neighbors and community. Many of them, through parties, potlucks and coffees, say they've made the first move. n.pr/4anxS4j

Jim Cornette talking shit about Vince Russo, when the 619 connects and entrances with live music. Obviously Punk and Living Color but also Drew McIntyre coming out with a drum and fife band.

There aren’t enough douchebags in Miami?

I bought Sanjay Patel's Mahabharata for my son. This 400+ page book is a gorgeous and true labor of love but I'd like a version I can throw in my purse. Hey @shivambhatt.bsky.social - can you recommend an English version of the Mahabharata that's easier to understand and more portable?

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I don’t agree. @seminole51.bsky.social and @chiefjosheola.bsky.social have been on my podcast several times, I’ve had lunch with @ceejness.bsky.social and met @spazzzy.bsky.social at an Arsenal watch party and 10/10 - would totally recommend meeting them. My socials are kinda amazing.

It is always the right time to watch The Godfather.

Me: Did you see your cousin’s new tattoo? Lily and I went together. Will: That’s nice. (He grabs my arm) Did you see mine? It says Willow. Exactly the reason I got it. Everything I am is yours, kid.