Chicago for the weekend! It’s gonna be freezing! Please give me recommendations for deep dish pizza and coffee!

Chicago for the weekend! It’s gonna be freezing! Please give me recommendations for deep dish pizza and coffee!

It’s not the lede here but motherfuck Stephen A. eternally for saying Renee Good’s murder was hunky dory. defector.com/stephen-a-sm...

Amar Sandwich Shop in Delray has a fried cauliflower sandwich with tahini hot honey and it is goddamn magical. Slather it in toum and you might see the face of God….and keep the vampires away.

Thank God I didn't read Joan Didion when I was 17. Oh God, I'm reading Joan Didion at 42. Oh fuck, why didn't I read Joan Didion at 17? Ok. I'm reading Joan Didion at 42. It's about to get interesting.

Goddamn it, Verizon. Get your shit together.

I have no idea what this means or if it even means anything. I just know that creating @ringthedamnbellpod.bsky.social is so much fun and I am so grateful for every moment of it as well as everyone I’ve met because of it. Here’s to bigger and better things in 2026.

Hey Siri. Play Turn Off The Lights by Nelly Furtado.

Requested by @miglrah.bsky.social Aaron Rodgers getting sacked with 1812 Overture added

Kid knows how to play me like a fiddle.

A new year means new episodes of @ringthedamnbellpod.bsky.social! If you would like to hang out, have a drink and talk pro-wrestling - let me know!

❤️🤍

Goddamn right.

Most of us got a song that says: “This mattered to me. Maybe it will to you too.” So we pass each other songs instead. That’s not noise. That’s people finding each other in the dark.

Me to my dog like, 10,000 times a day.

Rental smells like cigarette smoke and now, I have a throbbing headache, proving once more that being even the remotest bit cool was never in the cards for me.

Hey so, why is "tingling" a keyword associated with my podcast, @ringthedamnbellpod.bsky.social? Should I be worried about this?

Why does everyone in this administration look like they're withering and slowly being poisoned?

A majority of my cousins are younger than me and I just found out that the kids are using ChatGPT to flirt. What in the actual fuck IS that? You're outsourcing flirting? The most fun thing?!

Post something beautiful to combat the awful

ICE doesn't keep our communities safe.

I’m so sorry, Renee. You should have seen your son’s first day of elementary school and his high school graduation. You should have had summers with snow cones and snow days with hot chocolate. Halloweens and Christmases and all the tiny moments that make it all matter. You should still be here.

And now, I’ve reached the stage in life where I’m hectoring the baby children on TikTok for calling it “Palm Beach West.” Yeah. I’m super fun at parties.

@chiefjosheola.bsky.social and @seminole51.bsky.social - you wanna confirm or deny this?

Literally my favorite soup of all time. I ate it every day for lunch and dinner when I visited Ireland a few years ago.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

My goal this year is to bring Waffle House server energy to the table - drunk girl crying into her waffle? I got it. Knife fight? I’ll handle it. World War? Sure. You’re in labor? 123, push. I'm hurt, I'm old, I'm tired, and I work with children Now, you want some more coffee or what, baby…?

See, I’m the opposite. Oh, did you say something clever AND funny? Yeah, you’re gonna have to repeat that. I didn’t catch it as my shirt was already coming off.

PSA - the bartender at Pomona in Lake Worth Beach makes custom gin cocktails.

As someone who watches pro-wrestling with her five year old, this story made me sob. Share the things you love with your kids. Trust me. The time you spend together is the only thing that matters.

Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.

Thank you to everyone who listened to @ringthedamnbellpod.bsky.social this year. It means so much to me. HOLY SHIT. I love you.

LaBelle Brewing Company has excellent beers, cocktails and snacks. Best fried okra I’ve had outside of New Orleans.

In honor of @msmambo.bsky.social, @ceejness.bsky.social, @seminole51.bsky.social and of course, Aunt @melindawebster.bsky.social

Vamos Gatos!

My son got Thor’s hammer Mjölnir and a lightsaber for Christmas! Everything in my house is gonna be broken! Merry Christmas!

Watch Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, eat salty, buttery popcorn and cookies, drink coffee with amaretto, mulled wine or coquito and snuggle up with your favorite person. Bonus points if your person is a dog. Merry Christmas Eve. I love you.

bari weiss will not rest until she ruins every nook and cranny of cbs/paramount

All I want for Christmas is a killer (get it?) story told by the world’s second sexiest podcasters - @ceejness.bsky.social, @datrorokid.bsky.social and @chrisjoseph13.bsky.social. And maybe a Le Creuset Balti dish in nectar.

Pizza last night with roasted zucchini, sweetie peppers, onion, corn and fresh jalapeño, mozzarella, smoked cheddar and ricotta topped with peach hot honey.

Spicy mac and cheese with jalapeños, caramelized onions, chipotle powder, sweetie peppers, Gouda, smoked cheddar and ricotta.

He has a work permit. He's beloved in the Palm Beach restaurant scene where he has worked for the past 30 years. His detention is wrong. He must be released. The concentration camp in the Everglades must close. I signed. Will you? c.org/GYCQpjgRj6

FYI - my favorite restaurant in Lake Worth Beach, Pomona, is doing a Christmas cocktail popup!

Search your camera roll for “Hell.” (One is the legit answer and one is just a happy accident - the word “hell” written in the book I’m reading - where I’m a smokeshow, so you get both)

The otter keeper gave this baby otter a sock to keep warm. She later turned it into a onesie with holes for the hands, feet, and tail

It should be noted that we're talking about wrestlers in their prime going head-to-head in the squared circle. Because no-one wants to see Austin Theory A-Town Down a geriatric Ric Flair. I mean, I kinda do, but that's not the point here...

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) 🎬🎄❤️ Directed by Shane Black

$100 for three pounds of peppermint bark and a Porsche toaster is why Google searches for "How much does it cost to build a guillotine?" have increased like, 7000% this year. The only thing I want for Christmas is joyous front page news and @drewmagary.bsky.social's Hater Guide.