Chris Joseph
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Forget it, Jake. It’s Poopietown.
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“And in closing… He pulls a knife? You pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital? You send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.” ::applause::
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Andrew Lawrence
about 5 hours ago
its true that i dont understand how the supreme court operates. for example do you get the free RV and house for your mom before or after issuing favorable rulings? is it a *wink wink* deal or more explicit? these are the things the general public doesnt understand
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Prashant 🌊
about 21 hours ago
Arsenal are battling against the biggest state-funded sportswashing projects in both the Premier League, and the Champions League Final, as things stand. So obviously, Arsenal are "ruining the football" and deserve all the hate. 🤷🏻 🔴⚪
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Prashant 🌊
about 20 hours ago
I am sure we will see columns, and TV segments on — "over-celebration" from PSG tomorrow. Right? Right? 🤷🏻
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the nightly search for which app has the nba playoff game
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WE GOIN TO THE SHIP!!!!!!!!!!
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Prashant 🌊
3 days ago
Someone needs to do a scientific study on all of us, Arsenal fans, how many years this season has taken away from our lives.
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me watching Boston blow a 3-1 series lead
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Dude’s gonna be out 20 weeks now but it was worth ending Boston’s season
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Refs just handing Boston game 7 on a platter lol Jesus christ
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Obligatory
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need a goal from the chosen one baby boy max dowman to cap this thing off
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the Mountain Goats
5 days ago
the first between Tidal, Apple, and Spotify to ban AI songs will get a windfall of new subs and the other two will get crumbs
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Magic with a very Heat-esque meltdown yeesh
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Oliver Willis
6 days ago
happy may day from the bezos post aka the oligarch times
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Paul Waldman
8 days ago
Today is a reminder that except for a brief period running roughly from Brown v. Board to Roe v. Wade, throughout its history the Supreme Court has been a reactionary force protecting the wealth of the wealthy and the power of the powerful, almost always hostile to equality and justice.
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8 days ago
If Arsenal win anything this year it will be despite lots of bad luck, everyone else wanting any other outcome (including PGMOL et al) and the whole UK media routing for every opposition every week. Fuck them all. COYG!!!!!
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Philippe Auclair
8 days ago
Just leaving it there before retiring: the over-ruling of the penalty awarded for the foul on Eberechi Eze is incomprehensible. Why VAR intervenes is a mystery. Why the referee does not ask his VAR team if they're joking is another one. I'd say the same if Dominic Solanke, not Eze, had been fouled.
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goonlighting
8 days ago
the ref is probably a nice guy, but when he gets to the pearly gates, st. peter better hold this screenshot up then send him falling thru the trapdoor down to hell
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no, not that one
8 days ago
We walk out of there with a draw and no injuries. I'm fine with that. Just hope the ref next week is as easily influenced by our home crowd 😶🌫️
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One of my biggest peeves in sports. The NBA is notorious for this. Coward shit
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Haris
8 days ago
We're giving penalties for stupid handballs but not for genuine fouls. Mental.
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Unfucking believable
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This club folds so bad when shit doesn’t go their way
8 days ago
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THIS MATCH IS BONKERS BANANAS
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9 days ago
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)
12 days ago
He says "Isaiah" three different ways, which makes it clear he's not saying it weird because of his accent, he legitimately forgot the name of the book of Isaiah and tried to hone in on it live.
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The entirety of ESPN’s draft coverage all day today: Jets, Giants, Cowboys. More Jets, Giants, Cowboys. Omg the Rams took Ty Simpson?! Followed by more Jets, Giants, Cowboys. Tremendous content.
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Sounds like someone trying to convince himself it was the right pick
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14 days ago
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George
14 days ago
I hate this fuckin team. Your first shot to win the fanbase, and THIS IS WHAT YOU DO?? Bro fuck these Green Bay bums, fuck Stephen Ross, and fuck Troy Aikman.
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Are they multiplying???
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14 days ago
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So are we cool with Proctor are we mad I’m too old and sleepy to look it all up
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16 days ago
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George Wallace
16 days ago
Shout out to Jack Tripper, fallin' outta hammocks and chillin' at the Regal Beagle and whatnot.
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Tim Onion
17 days ago
Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars. There's just gotta be a line somewhere. Thank you
@pablo.show
for letting me talk so openly about this.
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I ought to be ecstatic Arsenal are through to the semis but what this club’s latest shitty play presupposes is, I’m not?
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Dave Itzkoff
22 days ago
oh really
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🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
23 days ago
You’re like the dude standing in the street in flagami trying to sell bags of mamoncillos from the tree in your back yard.
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Lfg
23 days ago
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Wow that Tyler Herro what a player huh
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sure why not
23 days ago
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If the Heat get into the lottery because of Herro… hang his number in the rafters tonight
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26 days ago
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So tired and done with Artetaball. But we ride. COYG.
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30 days ago
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Arteta can never bench David Raya ever again for any reason
30 days ago
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The way he kicked the corner flag in celebration. Felt that shit
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 1 month ago
I cannot wait for him to fuckin die
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 1 month ago
DONALD TRUMP HELP ME I FLIPPED MY CAR AGAIN
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Marc Elias
about 1 month ago
I am listening to Ron Desantis talk about elections as he is about to sign a new voter suppression law. He is every bit as unhinged as Trump. Amazingly unhinged. As soon as he stops rambling and signs this bill, Florida will be sued. Stand by....
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Asher Elbein
about 1 month ago
Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb
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Museum of Twitter
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Croc (and Foster!)
about 1 month ago
JK Rowling wrote an entire book series sympathizing a person who was repeatedly subject to insult, threats and attempted murder just for daring to try to peacefully live their life the way they wanted to. Then dedicated her life to being the kind of clueless asshole who would terrorize that person.
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