Chris Joseph
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I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that isn’t really about murders. COYG
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“And in closing… He pulls a knife? You pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital? You send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.” ::applause::
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Same. Took that FSU, Florida Notre Dame, Ohio State ass and made it to the natty. Future looks bright. Feeling alright. I’m also high but these facts def help
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about 11 hours ago
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Proud of them boys. Refused to die all season. Made football matter in this town again. Get Carson Beck all the way out of my life forever
about 11 hours ago
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Good start to the drive of the season, fellas. Good shit
about 12 hours ago
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Golden Boy President of the Jesus Christ Fan Club is throwing ducks to Mr. Fantastic and getting all the credit lol
about 12 hours ago
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Malachi Toney scored a pretty spectacular touchdown and the entire segment back from the break was Mendoza comebacks
about 12 hours ago
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Been asking for a whole lot from this defense all night. But here we are again. Asking for a whole lot.
about 12 hours ago
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
about 12 hours ago
Malachi Toney, I remind you, is a freshman
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wade_county
about 12 hours ago
GABOS
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WE HAVE A GOLDEN BOY TOO, FUCKERS @espn
about 12 hours ago
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Just waiting to do something stupid
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about 12 hours ago
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Scott got held but they weren’t gonna deny Golden Boy President of the Jesus Christ Fan Club’s moment
about 12 hours ago
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Throw em up
about 12 hours ago
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Let’s go ya googley-eyed fuck!
about 12 hours ago
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Offense is straight up killing us
about 12 hours ago
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All over our receiver. No flags. Sourpuss Cignetti gonna point that out too or nah
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about 13 hours ago
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This was me! Also, got teary eyed after that story about Fletcher’s relationship with his late father.
#DAD
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about 13 hours ago
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FLETCH ALL UP IN YOU!!!!!!!!!
about 13 hours ago
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The difference in this game so far has been that horseshit pass interference call and Mario going with a kicker that is 0-EVERYTHING in the playoffs over going for it in the red zone. Annoying.
about 13 hours ago
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THEY CALL ME MISTER BAINE
about 13 hours ago
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Stupid. All year long with these stupid penalties.
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Halftime update: the wife has caught me up on all the Beckham wedding family drama and all I gotta say is I told all y’all mf David Beckham is and has always been a shady weirdo pos. Nobody listens smh
about 13 hours ago
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Cignetti: 😐 ESPN announcers: lmao lmao lol even
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about 14 hours ago
Insurmountable 10 point lead.
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Knew they would score after we took that time out
about 14 hours ago
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Both defenses have been handsy and physical but the difference is Miami isn’t allowed to be
about 14 hours ago
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i’m over here praying like fernando mendoza
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about 14 hours ago
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Ryan
about 14 hours ago
Nobody has anything to say about IU’s DBs all over the WRs but the second the golden calf takes a hit all the sanctimonious twats come out.
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Dawson back in his fucking bullshit
about 14 hours ago
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He squared up like he was about to block. Fair play. But now that everyone’s made a federal case about it, next time he gets sacked will be punished by immediate execution by firing squad on the spot
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about 14 hours ago
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Made Mendoza bleed his own blood
about 14 hours ago
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Is the ESPN audio screwy or have my shrooms kicked in early?
about 15 hours ago
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Didn’t run Fletcher enough on that drive* *every play
about 15 hours ago
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about 15 hours ago
Over/under when he tries to steal the championship trophy?
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Welcome to the big football game but first… three and half hours of jerking off America!!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
about 15 hours ago
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Dat Roro Kid
about 17 hours ago
I forget which coach it was
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used to say looked like he was watching a horse fucking his wife back on the ole FinsNation site but yea same kinda look
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Oh hey the dolphins got a new head coach to fire in 4 seasons
about 17 hours ago
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The Bears thing has been cool but this is nice
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1 day ago
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Caleb is great but also maddening. Yikes man.
1 day ago
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Underrated Tom Hanks gem. Fuck off NBC/Peacock
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1 day ago
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Rob Slater
1 day ago
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ted hill
1 day ago
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ted hill
1 day ago
Enough time for one last Stroud pick
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Help us Jarrett Stidham. You’re our only hope
1 day ago
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super great to have boston fans back in our lives just the best so cool
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1 day ago
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Jesus H. Christ CJ Stroud is just a big ol’ sack of elephant shit
2 days ago
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abolish it or fuck off forever
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2 days ago
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Parker Molloy
3 days ago
Jarrett Stidham rn:
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Yoinks
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3 days ago
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Every time the Bills lose a big game the NFL goes out of their way to change the rules for them. Get ready for the abolishment of the pass interference rule!
3 days ago
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Fes
3 days ago
This guy’s face is telling me I’m not gonna enjoy the next few years of dolphins football
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