I’m finally listening to the new Ragtime cast recording and it’s so crazy that we get to live at the same time as Joshua Henry. Truly a once in a generation voice

It is National Kiss a Ginger Day, so everyone go smooch your ginger homies

Pokémon team using the first letter of your name.

The Life and Death of Jean Grey

This is one of the better post-gym pictures I’ve taken in a while 👀

Someone tell my cat that being loved is not an inconvenience!

My goal for 2026 is to be more consistent at the gym. I had a lot of interruptions this year, and I want to fix that so I can really progress toward my goals.

Well, hell yeah 😎

Happy NYE, sluts 😘

Me to @lemonboy-dc.bsky.social

Finally, something we can all agree on.

Finally, something we can all agree on.

I finally saw Wake Up Dead Man and can confirm it was as good as everyone said!!!!! Watching two murder mysteries in a row that are sort of parodies of Poirot has me in an Agatha Christie kind of mood 🕵️‍♂️

Would anyone want to do like a Grammys prediction pool? Or at the very least just yap about who we think will win/want to win?

God I love attention

Happy Boxing Day

Every single person who told me The Residence was a bad show hates fun. This show is so good and I missed out on enjoying it until now!

Thinking about Professor Freek Vonk

reminder:

Omg I have this iconic panel screenshotted on my phone and I just came across it in my photos this morning!!!

If you need me, please contact my assistant Duncan (Mr. Dunkies to his friends)

It turns out that if you’ve had a long day, all you need to do is feel the love of a purring cat and it makes everything better

Happy Wednesday!

Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem

I’m voting for Cynthia Doll for Eleanor Holmes-Norton’s seat

everytime I have to throw out old socks or undies i feel like im throwing out literal wads of cash

It’s my birthday 🤓

Luv 2 go 2 the gym

I sure do love being woken up at 7am by the world’s loudest construction!!!!

Experiencing mayor(-elect) envy

Not to be cringe, but live music is healing ✨

It’s Maeve’s birthday! Tell her she’s beautiful 😠

I’m a few episodes behind on MBMBaM. Who the FUCK told Justin McElroy about A New Brain?

This episode of Dragula is the greatest piece of art I’ve ever seen

Cynthia Doll, you will ALWAYS be famous

Me when I have something to say

Anyway I say it every week I'll say it again now Dragula is the best show on TV

This started the night as an Alice in Wonderland costume, but the wig and the gloves became a hindrance after a while

How is everyone celebrating Fem Top Fall?

Tonight I was introduced to women in STEM (studs, twinks, enbies, and mother)

Went to the gym, please clap

Looks like it’s time to test this incredibly iconic tweet

Day off breakfast vibes!

It’s a beautiful day to not watch a gay kickball game (other team didn’t show up)

I did my civic duty 🫡 have you?

Shoutout to tiktok for reminding me that Evergreen by Yebba is a top-tier song

They should invent a workout that doesn’t make you gross and sweaty