years of training have allowed me to build up a natural immunity to Stranger Things. i will not be watching the zionist twink with the worst haircut you've ever seen

telling extended family all day that "yes, i'm still at that job i hate" rules, man. i love this.

what shame! i am, once again, a consumer in the marketplace

this is tarot, right

love to read this just days after my doctor told me she's using an AI scribe system

the International Criminal Court must subpoena Stephen Miller's Neopets account

Q: it's a VPN, 007. it essentially hides you from your internet service provider, or ISP 007: sounds like something a gay guy would use when looking at gay porn lol. would that even work, i wonder??

Hey if you're hyped up on the idea of Gavin Newsom running for president in 2028 you're a fucking idiot

saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever

they're saying that Pokemon fandom is being added to the DSM-5

Barilla is the official pasta partner of Formula 1 racing

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

not a single post on this person's profile about *actual* bigotry btw

all right everyone, that's quite enough with the Teslas. let's do no more Teslas, please.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Every person who says "of course there are some uses for LLMs" should be forced to immediately list what those uses are, taking into account that: a) they cannot be accurate and there is no way to make them accurate b) they have been repeatedly shown to make users dumber and worse at their jobs

Just 6 years ago anti-vaxxers were a laughable fringe group. Now their victory is so total they're setting government policy. This is like if schools started teaching Flat Earth. A complete failure of education and science comms. Kids will die because we couldn't convince their parents of the truth.

I'm ranking Caleb Hearon #1 for mayor

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

Look at my opposition party dawg

This is absolutely insane shit to write down and publish. The left scared her. This might beat allll the other NYT headlines. Truly spectacular. The GOP banned abortion, the GOP said they would prosecute doctors providing abortions, the 6 Republican appointed SCOTUS judges overturned Roe.

yes it’s a big mystery why people who think empathy is evil don’t become therapists

going to be deleting my instagram soon, so i'll post my art here instead. thread:

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

i quit listening to Radiohead quite some time ago when i discovered their complicity in normalizing Israel's ethnic cleansing of Palestine. it simultaneously sucked and was very easy. it was sad to have so much nostalgia wrapped up in so much of that music, but at the same time picturing Thom -

thumbs up is the most heterosexual emoji. every time i am forced to use it i am robbed of my queer credibility

Polling around a civil rights issue like trans rights is very stupid. You support it because it's right. And then you go from there. The politics isn't whether to support it or not but how to do your job as a politician to make others support it as well.

Watch Sean Hannity crash out on my first ever Fox News appearance!

👋 Hey Adobe! What's fueling me creatively right now? You! Your products are industry standard, so I have to use them, but they cost $700 a year, so I have to make up for that by doing uninspiring freelance work. Thanks, Adobe!

Major alert: Montana may be about to pass a major anti-trans bill that charges parents with felony endangerment of a child if their child is on trans youth care. It would apply to parents just passing through the state, visiting. Would be the first law of its kind to pass anywhere. Vote is TODAY.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

If Hamas had killed 7 Israelis inside of Israel this week, it would be one of the biggest stories in the world, & all over the US media. But Israel killed 7 HUNDRED Palestinians this week, including almost 200 children, & yet there's little outrage from our politicians or media.

Exactly! This! Like, making those comments just makes me think "Oh, this person thinks my needs are fake," not "Oh wow, what a great ally!" bsky.app/profile/docv...

The year is 2026. You have been arrested and exiled to a Mr Beast Content Zone where the Geneva Conventions do not apply

folks really need to accept that "lawful" and "lawless" don't matter, what matters is being able to marshal and deploy force (force of capital, the force of arms, the force of a crowd...) none of the people running the country right now give a good goddamn about the law

Hi. Right-wing politicians, lawyers, and grifters (and some liberals) want to convince you that trans youth are the victims of a social contagion and that the majority of those who transition will detransition. This is a lie that puts all trans people at risk. youtu.be/mlkBa7ooUN4

I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.

with vivek ramaswamy being fired from DOGE it has me thinking about how we’ll never get this podcast. i was so ready for them to create the worst podcast of all time

Biden spent the last year of his presidency in reputational free fall, boldly championing a genocide while simultaneously presenting as frail and unaware in literally every single other arena. this final tiktok ban maneuver by the dems was such a profoundly disconnected miscalculation... (1/3)

This is exactly what progressives said would happen and yet Biden/the Democrats chose to champion this ban and make themselves the face of it bc they care more about passing authoritarian policies like a TikTok ban than listening to their own constituents (none of whom wanted this ban)

food is like the MAIN THING i eat

the big tech world has wanted to be as openly ‘anti-woke’ as elon musk has been, they’ve long agree with him but figured social sentiment was firmly against reactionary world views. now that musks gambit paid off, we’re going to be seeing more of this for awhile

Scooby and the gang pull the mask off the bipedal gargoyle that just blew up a school bus full of children with an RPG "disgraced Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot?!"

civic duty to give any cybertruck you see a thumbs down