Currently, the all-time most blocked accounts on Bluesky are: 1. JD Vance 2. The White House 3. ICE 4. Bluesky's AI app that was announced 24 hours ago

octopus have literally given up

“heyyy bestie you’re not gonna do something you regret of your account goes down 5% are you??” - my stocks and shares app shortly before showing exactly that

I asked @mattgrayy.es for a souvenir from wherever he ended up on a long road trip. He delivered. I’ll never take him for grant(ham)ed.

Today is my last day with the Deno team 🦕💖💔 I know they're gonna keep making awesome things. But now *I* need to make awesome things for someone else! If you're looking for a DevRel with a JS focus and extra sparkle, get in touch!

tfw your personal geopolitical assessment to recommit to the Octopus Tracker energy tariff may have backfired

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

We have a simple qualifying question on the village facebook group: what's the name of the pub? There's only one. It's famous. Not a hard question. Filters out spammers. So, shouts out to the person who just applied with the answer "i don't drink"

amazing thread

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got. Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean? Last line is especially ominous

I don’t mean to call iOS 26 buggy but the text shadow for the camera app has just decided to piss off slightly to the left???

I had to

fell for it again award

Fond memories of working at NTL, woman rang up screaming at me. Her husband in background shouts at her, “don’t talk to them like that. They’re on fuck all” Then he takes phone off her, and gives me a line which I have used myself since “Do you have a manager you dislike intensely I can speak to?”

bnnuy

blurted out laughing at the headline alone, fantastic advice as usual contained within the AAM reply bsky.app/profile/aska...

a cautionary tale in operating in the same folder as the source material - it looks like they ran a converter, the converter said "can't process that in to a PDF" _but the source file remained_ bsky.app/profile/ziib...

oh god OH GOD WHAT WAS IN THERE

rage against the machine

Just had to submit a refund request on Steam. All I wrote was “I am far too stupid to play this game” Refunded an hour later, thank you valve

Damnit. Meant to pick up some Albert Bartlett potatoes but accidentally got the Stephen Bartlett ones and they won’t shut up about why women are bad

One of my hobbies is replacing DC power supplies with USB-C trigger cables with DC jacks on t'other end. I will not be buying 6 AAA batteries for my label printer, no, you are becoming USB-C like everything should be

Look I’m not gonna bash the latest iOS for being an absolute UI nightmare but whoever put a random number generator on my unread email icon really should have been stopped It has no idea if I have 12 or 13 unread emails and alternates between the two

The Transport For London traffic cameras are finally back online, which means CamJam is working again! jonty.co.uk/camjam

Keep remembering a dream about a persistent ad campaign from National Lottery trying to explain that they are introducing 0 (Zero) as a number and retiring 26. They kept saying how the probability wasn't affected but gave no info on why 26 was going or why 0 was logically a replacement, not, say, 60

somewhat concerning review of radioactive glow sticks you can buy on Amazon

My "new" keyboard is older than me! The seller bolt-modded it which saves me doing it, but I have upgraded it to USB internals (saving the original parts, of course). It weighs over 2 kilograms, is monumentally noisy because of the buckling springs, and I love it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M...

discount christmas panettone. that's it that's the whole post i'm delighted

Funny how things change. Desktop apps used to be the best way to use most services. Now it seems to be the web version. - Apple Music for desktop literally can't keep shuffle enabled - Outlook/OneDrive for Android can't open .msg attachments But the website versions can!

Silly, I know, but hard to overestimate how great #TheTraitors has become for getting us through miserable January. Proper public service broadcasting.

yeah, that's fair enough, Joe A

“You can’t even buy oak trees any more. Because of processionary moths.“ — overheard at pub, thought he was doing to day because of woke, now very curious about it

New phone has an always-on screen. I know I could turn it off, but I try to keep with defaults rather than fight them. I am finding it SO HARD to get used to. The screen being on means I have a notification! Except it doesn't any more! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

only went and got the 100% collection achievement on my 69th win didn’t I

I avoided Home Assistant for the longest time for being a UI mess and this isn't helping my impression of it

texting with bae 🥰

DAMNIT NO

Someone has put up a little blue plaque on that Cheltenham corner of that viral video of people dancing in the street to Vengaboys

Every time the police here seize a bunch of drugs and post about it on Facebook, there is always the comment “Is this item still available?” and I think that’s great

I've waited 3 years to make this post

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

I avoided egg nog for years because an egg based drink doesn’t appeal. Finally picked some up from Costco and it’s just Baileys someone has thrown spices in? Fine I guess.

clearly I'm running out of pun git branch names relating to fixing our feed services

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

Every time we’re watching a TV show and someone is called Paul, either I say “but I’m Paul” or my wife says “but you’re Paul” It’s a great bit and I would recommend it if you have a name which is said on the TV with any frequency Thank you

Nah c’mon. Stop this

Dating site name for people who lead fantasy game campaigns: "Slide in to our DMs". £8

I've just realised that the "lyrics" function of Apple Music is sometimes just someone else's guess At least two songs now, their version _really obviously wrong_, they've just misheard a London accent What use is that, I can mis-hear things just fine myself

From a carol I'm singing this year; "If you’ve any maids within your house, as I suppose you’ve none; they’d not let us stand a-wassailing so long on this cold stone." This is a great insult from the 1840s, honestly.