watch is too tight feeling yet keeps slipping too low on my wrist and no combination of little metal extensions resolves the issue so this is sufficient motivation for crimes of mass terror

now that’s a title screen

the machines have taken more blood from me but it’s now done and i’m super happy. worth it

Car Crashes Are A Public Health Crisis. Autonomous Cars Are The Cure. cleantechnica.com/2025/12/03/c...

can’t wait to put this in the cabinet, running batocera off a pi5 with a ton of vertical games.

my brain was made for an earth with a much slower rotation

at this point they’re gonna ipo at a trillion

has anyone in the space force or ccp realized that when starship becomes operational, it will basically be the perfect craft to design a kidnapper drone to steal any type of satellite from any position and bring them back down to earth

when are they making email that you can edit

RANT THREAD!! everyone in every single fucking group project this year i’ve been in is mordecai and rigby. i end up doing all of the work for them and then they go “bet bro” when i have to send the share link again so they don’t forget to put their names on my work 10 minutes away from the deadline

where are my covered bridge enjoyers

i really genuinely love that websites are doing this now. it’s nice. it makes me happy. though i’m sad that only phone app time gets logged. i usually read through desktop. the cloud isnt always bad.

Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst

can you imagine how annoying people would’ve been if they first tried it? oh well. good launch, and glad they could splash it where nobody’s around. reminds me of NG-1. v curious to see how many attempts they take to get it! could v well be the next one

@zhuquex.bsky.social Sorry about the landing attempt, nobody gets it right on the first try

i wonder how much wearing an apple watch adds to your life expectancy. its definitely not zero. so what is it?

with intel being dropped in a vat of boiling liquid shit and microsoft cluelessly bloating their way into ai - during the moment when linux finally stops being joke software - i wonder if we’ll somehow look back and miss the wintel death machine

“Then an MBA furloughed an engineer”

great image

From the Far Side collection

pre owned jeep wrangler 2017 owners trying to resist the urge to put a row of random shit on the front of their dashboard

a lot of people bought those ayn thors huh

wow they sucked at naming this tree

governance system idea: roaming 500 ton mechs that exclusively answer to american opinion based on a live input feed of polling data on everything. works as a new branch of government. they will go to war for us, overthrow the government, enforce rule of law, ect, as long as we collectively will it

Warrior Ethos

L space bugs

getting an llm sex robot and not having sex with it just talking to it about politics and the economy

californian visionary syndrome is so debilitating. you’re in an industry where you literally just have to do what consumers want. just copy valve ffs its literally the more profitable option short and long term

ignore the silly post, they should make these with a stool on top of them so you can ride them if they’re going the direction you’re going and you can just hop off when it takes a different turn

I’m a DigDug™️ FREAK

I have dishonored my gated community suburb in this junior football game. I will be committing seppuku. Do not contact me.

going back in time and putting a llm inside a 90s kid’s furby and documenting the results similar to how a scientist would write down how a mouse did in a maze

teenager who gets scared into thinking maturity is the point: Wow i want to kill myself for some reason 70 year old man who acts like a small child on purpose: I wonder if i can fit another 70 in this bad boy

this is my “Put me back together” request for the future. if you can figure out how to bring me back when I die in 90 years definitely do so as i still didn’t get to do all that i wanted to do

this was worth it

I’ve never played fortnite wtf happens in it

“I don’t know how to start this shit, yo”

just realized why i don’t like the new minecraft soundtrack additions. it’s trying too hard to be Cozy. That’s it. they saw c418 use the piano in Sweden and were like Yes!! what if that was the whole soundtrack!!!

when is this happening i was promised this

worst thing a politician can be is “Charming” or “Charismatic”. ideal governance is boring socially awkward dweebs who quietly unfuck the all of the numbers that have totalitarian control of our lives instead of a 7 who thinks they’re a 10 flailing around without even a contiguous ideology

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

having a stupid ass plushie for your gay little idiot fandom used to mean something until the untermensch (people in fandoms i’m not in) got an infinity amount of makeship and youtooz partnerships

discovered a bigger flex than a rolex

oh my goodness gracious ohhh my goodness gracious Oh goodness oh gracious

supernooglin

need a little snobby yet lovely gay guy who’s around half a foot shorter than me to tailor me so good that i thirty grand poorer in exchange for immaculate outfits . when i walk in his store he should gasp but i gesture him over with the instructions of “fixing this disaster”.

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should be a warning somewhere that biggest crime you can commit according to how hard you’ll be punished is waiting for *her* instead of swiping someone on an app