Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

ESCAPING ASTRONAUTS RECAPTURED DARING GETAWAY CUT SHORT JUST PAST LUNAR ORBIT SPACE CRIMINALS BROUGHT BACK TO EARTH TO STAND TRIAL "We're all in this big blue boat together." SAYS NASA SPOX IN NEW STATEMENT. "No exceptions allowed---not on our watch!" MOST SUCCESSFUL BREAKOUT ATTEMPT SINCE 1972

what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

Oh I don’t know Marc, the Bhagavad Gita is one of the oldest and most influential scriptures about the nature of self and duty in the history of civilization and it’s why you get to run around doing the “I am become death” quote

Put it on the block chain.

how would YOU open the Strait of Hormuz? Wrong answers only

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

(put another way, weird to say, as Rubio does, that Europe produced “the genius…of the Beatles and the Rolling Stones,” who were self-consciously playing music rooted in the traditions of the African diaspora.)

LLMLM?

sorry everyone. i really didnt mean to take the mandate of heaven for myself i just found it on the ground honest

I uh, un-recommend Best Bus

Behold the chart.

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Carol seeks the truth (serum) in Pluribus episode 4

I dunno, I feel like an achievable way for Elon to improve at keeping a partner would be to stop constantly offering other women his sperm in little cups

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

Damn even the island underage.

I need this but on both sides, you know increase the misery.

god just told me that he would’ve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ick…… he says, and this is a direct quote, “no thirsty bitches 😂😭😂😭”

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Welcome to CBS News with Bari Weiss; I’m Bari Weiss. The top story tonight is that my maverick opinions are being silenced by the woke left

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

please god allah zeus mazda baal whoever else is listening we need this we need this thank you for your attention to this matter

I wasn’t going to ask for help again. But I caught J arraying his Super Nintendo on the hotel table and asked what he was doing. “If we sell these, we can get you a wheelchair.” Jason doesn’t have many childhood belongings, and he’s already sold most to keep us afloat. He loves these.

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Re: NYT and the Mamdani debates one of my favorite writers @lopatto.bsky.social has an article that should be required reading on my favorite phone website. www.theverge.com/culture/7000...

yeah grown ass men with sausage fingers are also out there painting tiny dolls using nail art brushes so they can play house* with their friends. american men have plenty of manual dexterity *warhammer 40k

I have in general become way less tolerant of ‘crunchy’ bullshit since ascension of people like RFK jr. to actual power. Sorry but the obnoxious Reddit science and logic guys were right, you should be scorned for believing objectively wrong things about consequential issues.

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John Ganz is doing great things:

I have finally done it. It has taken three years to pull this together. This is my grand unified theory of why the MAGA beat (and everything in politics and possibly the world) has turned into a batshit hot mess. I present to you: The Infinite Fringe. www.theverge.com/cs/features/...

New, from me: Marco Rubio used to boast that he was banned from China, calling it a totalitarian state. Now he combines a) new surveillance capabilities to monitor and punish international students, with b) little accountability or due process. 🧵 donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-attack...

government for and by psychopaths

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