Sydney Battle
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actor. writer. former ghoul. @/sydneybattle on twitter
since the moment he was born, all daffy duck has known is disrespect. even his name a slight against him
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300 million for a ballroomā¦.? girlā¦ā¦. it rhymes with hunny schmaundering
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iām like if mr. monk had never experienced marital bliss and only knew suffering but also a girl
about 1 month ago
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did u guys know that when nuns get to heaven they finally get to consummate their marriage with god? iām standing in the longest line iāve ever seenā¦... thankfully one of the angels is getting me a fast pass bc they really DO see everything we do on earth & i impressed him
about 2 months ago
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god just told me that he wouldāve raptured you too but the prep u were doing gave him the ickā¦ā¦ he says, and this is a direct quote, āno thirsty bitches ššššā
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my favorite part of watching football is when the players crouch on the ground like theyāre in a production of CATS
about 2 months ago
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a lot of people thinking theyāll get raptured tomorrow are forgetting the fact that god (famously) donāt like ugly
about 2 months ago
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if we take acetaminophen while pregnant will the autism be generic or nah? iām trying to have a savant
about 2 months ago
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love greeting a dog with a formal āsirā or just a āmaāamā like iām on a politicianās security detail
about 2 months ago
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when a womanās shoe size is 5 itās like ok, whateverrrr. have fun with ur pitter patters
2 months ago
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idk if iām one of godās favorites but iām definitely in a competitive tier
2 months ago
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donāt ask me howā¦.. there are some things that u just know
2 months ago
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the man is a comedian
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2 months ago
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you could never make me hate jared goff. he just lambeau leaped into the seats like a 3yo learning how to get out of the swimming pool on their own for the first time
2 months ago
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aidan hutchinson i have been receiving your coded messages and i accept
2 months ago
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COURIER
2 months ago
Host
@theashleyray.bsky.social
sits down with guest
@sydneybattle.bsky.social
to talk about everything from True Crime to Love Island Season 6 in this week's episode of TV I Say ā watch now:
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True Crime Hits and Misses with Sydney Battle | TV I Say with Ashley Ray
YouTube video by TV I Say with Ashley Ray
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXEFPPDOEng
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guys what if itās the punisher
2 months ago
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giggling and golf clapping in front of my tv every other time alcaraz scores a pointā¦. i need to find a new therapist
3 months ago
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age gap this, intelligence gap thatā¦. nobodyās talking about the one person has a great full name and the other person has a terrible name gap
3 months ago
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Phil Lewis
3 months ago
Louisiana has refused to reconsider the conviction of the more than 1000, mostly Black, men sentenced by split juries ā even though the Supreme Court ruled that those convictions are based on an inherently racist law
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What One Manās 45-Year-Old Case Tells Us About the āJim Crow Juriesā Haunting Louisiana
Today, a split verdict would mean a mistrial. But in 1980s Louisiana, when nonunanimous juries were still legal, 19-year-old Lloyd Gray, a Black man, was sentenced to prison for life ā even though the...
https://www.propublica.org/article/lloyd-gray-louisiana-split-juries-history
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he looks like the man made out of saltwater taffy that the bobās burgers kids started dragging around
3 months ago
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started crying at an episode of 90 day fiancĆ© uk. time to start taking ibuprofen; i know whatās coming for me
3 months ago
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canāt believe i got to be a part of thisā¦ā¦.. created by the sick, genius mind of cullen crawfordā STRIP LAW. coming to your screens feb. 20th!!
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3 months ago
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Turkullen
3 months ago
pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH
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Johana Bhuiyan
3 months ago
New: Israel is starving Palestinians, forcing them to beg for donations on sites like Bluesky. Their accounts keep getting flagged as spam.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Social media accounts of Palestinians desperate for funds are being flagged as spam
People in Gaza use Bluesky to crowdfund for milk and diapers ā repeated deletion of their profiles has spawned a guerrilla verification squad
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/aug/08/palestinians-gaza-bluesky-spam?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
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i need to book and/or get into a writers room i can feel my brain atrophying with every passing day
3 months ago
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alright
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3 months ago
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soooo trueā¦. but SOME people should question their talent level, to be honest (i think heād agree)
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3 months ago
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Sister Mary Clarence
4 months ago
No, but wait... this actually makes sense.
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why did people believe him thoughā¦.? like
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3 months ago
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when iām stoned it feels like my brain is a chuck e. cheese and every thought is me putting a token into the ski slope machine to see if i can win it big my making all the coins fall off the ledgeā¦. some thought tokens are useless and others change my reality (get me a lot of tickets)
4 months ago
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nobody: somebody raised catholic: i was raised catholic
4 months ago
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a tsunami watchā¦? arenāt we dealing with enough? katy perry might be dating justin trudeau for godās sake
4 months ago
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if i was lizzie mcguireās friend and saw the way her brother was terrorizing her i wouldāve called cps
4 months ago
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this happened to me once. trust me when i say this guyās life is about to take offā¦. congrats brother
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4 months ago
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ultimately āone less lonely girlā by justin bieber is a song about the power of community outreach
4 months ago
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obsessed with the āhistorical novelā carrie is writing in āand just like thatā that we havenāt seen her do a shred of research for. i just know sheās writing it based on the vibe of the house and nothing more. beautiful
4 months ago
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now that iām an adult i find myself really relating to the principal in the lil mama song ālip glossāā¦. if iād just run out of my expensive lip gloss and was looking to buy a new one and saw one i liked i would ask about it... even if it required disrupting her education, sure
4 months ago
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really relate to carrie bradshaw in the sense that sometimes i make the absolute dumbest decisions in the world and yet things just somehow work out for meā¦. itās a horrible, enabling, insufferable trait and itās incredible
4 months ago
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if it was 2015 weād have approximately 50 different buzzfeed quizzes about what your choice of zit patch brand to wear in public says about youā¦. instead iām forced to make up my own results in my head
4 months ago
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i like dating older guys because theyāre always saying stuff like āyouāre getting me all worked upā or āi have to exercise or iāll dieā
4 months ago
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before things kick up any further i want it on the record that iām flat footed
5 months ago
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love beets so muchā¦. i love how much influence they have over our bodies⦠they make their presence known in a way that i admire and want for myself
5 months ago
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i wish we could bring nikola tesla to the present and tell him about everything thatās happened with his name and etc but specifically the david bowie version from the prestige. to be clear i want to bring back nikola tesla but as played by david bowie playing nikola tesla
5 months ago
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David Lynch said it bestā fix your hearts or die
5 months ago
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propaganda weāre all falling for: sydney battle should play dr. langdonās exhausted wife in season 2 of THE PITT
6 months ago
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Paul F. Tompkins
6 months ago
Hey instead of upending wheelchairs to see if people are scamming you why donāt you try to get the film industry back in this country or better yet fall in a big smooth-walled hole
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James Dooley
6 months ago
A favorite of the Woods Hole Film Festival last year! It'd be the scariest film of recent years if it also wasn't very heartfelt and funny!
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HIM (the girl version) is now available to rent/buy on apple tv & amazon! Iām in this! Itās about the final 5 contestants of a reality dating show š¹ realizing theyāve been manipulated into falling for a loser. it would mean the world if you watched our indie film
tv.apple.com/us/movie/him...
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Him - AppleĀ TV
When the final five contestants on a popular reality dating show discover an unsavory truth about their deceitful suitor, they are faced with a choiceā¦
https://tv.apple.com/us/movie/him/umc.cmc.2aqfatix35y7eyftup9vmxqth
6 months ago
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clocking back in
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6 months ago
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