At a local rock show commiserating with my gen x punk elders. The current band is singing a song called “Rise, Hasselhof, Rise” 😂 Good times. Support your local music scene!

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

I don't know why she wants to sit like this but I guess this is how we're sittin

Woke up from a dream (Nightmare?) this morning. The toy that was all the rage with the kids was “my little Tony” dolls. I had to exorcise this thought, I'm so sorry.

All done! These, like last years, are still waiting for a varnish

Scribble of Behbeh Xal'atath #worldofwarcraft #xalatath #midnight #fanart 🎨

On the 2nd of April 1996, the first episode of The Vision of Escaflowne aired. Written by Shoji Kawamori (Macross Creator), the series ran for 26 eps, received a film adaptation, a PS1 game & debuted in SRW Compact 3 (Wonderswan Color) in 2003. Happy 30th Anniversary 🎉

Goodnight BENTAIMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot, marks.

It's time 🥳

im only drawing nancy from now on sorry

Costco's new 10 pound giant chocolate bunny is so big it has instructions stating it should be smashed with a hammer It contains a total of 22,650 calories

I heard he was quite a cut-up

There is one good thing about April Fools on the internet. It’s the day again. 🎈🎂 Please feel free to celebrate me. Thank you in advance.

She can solve the RAM crisis

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Car in front of me at the the drive thru spreading an important message.

Damn, where'd he get that from?

alright its time for another one page rpg, so here is Gay Hockey Dragon Sex Coffee Shop Romantic Sportsball Cozy Dark Fantasy which I feel covers all my bases pretty neatly

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles episodes have taken a bit of a wild turn

Tobor The Eighth Man episode 1 out of context

It's like my viewership goes up unironically when I show toes

;;w;w;w; thank you guys for liking my art so much! I didn't expect it This was the first Kobold art I did in 2024, if anyone has any cool dnd'isms and funny quirks you wanna see me draw this kobold in let me know!! #dnd #kobold #freeaction #dndmemes #art #drawing

Holy crap that's a lot of streaming days BUT THERE'S A LOT I WANNA DO THIS WEEK (Mar 30-Apr 5) so I'm gonna give myself some EXPECTATIONS! More Fallout 3! Special Friday morning stream! And the special guest appearance of an old space buddy on April 1st! OH BOY!

Government gravy (preview)

We went wrong as a society the minute we abandoned the idea of ass printers.

my cow

HELP. THERE'S A WEIRD LITTLE GUY IN HERE. my first ever short for @titmouseinc.bsky.social's 5 Second Day about.... well, a weird little guy! • #MersAnim #AnimationSky #Animation #2D #Titmouse #alien •

Fan comic

I need to get a commission of me & Cath like this ᵕ̈

Excessive force

this made me mad but was relatable so I had to buy it

R2-D2 like "Skill issue, I get C-3PO head for free."

I forgot to post my Blood shitpost image here somehow

didn’t even wait for the pull timer smh

Marathon (2026)

NECROMANCER WITH HUGE BOOBS: no, see, dinosaur bones aren't actually really bones, in the technical sense. you're looking for control of minerals, i can recommend you to a good geomancer. ME: you have huge boobs.

I mean they're not wrong but it's a real pain in the ass to get the numbers.

OH SHIT, THE INTELLIFUCK PILL.

Well, well, well if it isn't the Slowjob brothers

WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

Dig through the ditches… “The coffin does not have a parachute.”

it was for the hometown hero spotlight ?? this lingered (for too long) and then transitioned into a photo of the hero in question but WHY DIDN’T WE START THERE

the way we SCREAMED when we looked up and saw this and SCRAMBLED for our phones 😭

New centaur just dropped, and they're friendly to small pets!