The Count has a point. metro.co.uk/2026/07/09/v...

Farage feels the heat The new Private Eye is out now.

On my way, Clacton.

"Nigel's next job could be in cyber (he just doesn't know it yet)."

I’m thoroughly enjoying just how much Nigel Farage’s millions of pounds in gifts “for his security” have left him feeling in such a state of insecurity.

"No, no, no, let me speak!"

Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

They tell me I’m uncultured, but I’ll always recognise a bit of Beethoven.

new metaphor just dropped

Channel 4 have commissioned a show about Nigel Farage: Location Location Location Location Location

Silent majority update: www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Primitive theme parks

Latest @theguardian.com cartoon www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Ça revient à la maison. 🎶

Oof!

Facts, data and knowledge. And a calculation that Farage thinks £960 is a fortune. Whereas £5m is just a gift.

One of the most intriguing and complicated people I'll ever meet. Even the manner of the verification in this story is very on brand. www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/2624097...

Larch - one of many bordering Saddleworth golf course. #ThickTrunkTuesday

HS Moo. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Weird how the right both believe Thatcher's council house sale is the best policy in history and that anyone who benefitted from it is bad and wrong.

Cartoon by @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social

Me relaunching my media appearances this week:

SHAKESPEAREAN HAIKU Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art very hot.

Have that (Print run of this one now available in my shop at www.stephencollinsillustration.com)

In the last 17 months, I've run in Vietnam, Thailand, Greece and Malaysia. Heat and humidity was comparable with this morning at home. 🥵

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... The ridiculous reduction of a university education to being simply about how much you earn! It is pathetic really!

Yes, #r4today take note.

Thursday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

I'm confident nobody will share this.

Heard her performance at PMQs. Classless. It takes something for the Speaker to intervene.

My Weekly Blog is here. ✅🥵 🔥 When will this #heatwave end? ⚡ Potential for some severe #thunderstorms. oldhamweather.blog/2026/06/24/a...

It’s been quite the ride. Me on Burnham, the Manchester years as.ft.com/r/2d95cb4b-8...

Celebrate ten years of freedom and sovereignty with the Brexit Benefit Loo Roll From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Britain sheds a Keir (surely tear? Ed) The new Private Eye is out now.

Wednesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

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As parched as me today. #ThickTrunkTuesday

Happy 10 years of Brexit 💃💃💃

credit to Sally Nugent who just, in normal circumstances, brought Nigel Farage's political career to an end. If polls don't plummet after this, I will be truly astonished.

Warning. Farage on #r4today after 8.30. Make sure you've taken your blood pressure tablets beforehand!

On the 10th anniversary of the Brexit referendum, let us check in on how it's going...

Inordinately irritated by how many (educated) political reporters and commentators don't know the difference between lectern and podium.

I miss the old door.

"Happy Hours"? Where could someone buy a copy (RRP £14.99), I wonder? 😁

Over two hundred beers & ciders. Seven bars. Eight food vendors and more - here's where you'll find them all at #CBCF26...

Diggle Blues Festival.

This is an embarrassing image for the UK. A self-respecting British fox should be dragging Binface's contents out over the stage

If he doesn’t win something soon, I wonder whether Nigel Farage will retire to spend more time with other people’s money.

Hahaha.