Gonna stick your cross down yeah?

From @privateeyenews.bsky.social #r4today

Fab night at our CAMRA Rochdale, Oldham and Bury branch meeting last night. Our guest speaker @totalcurtis.bsky.social went down a storm and flogged all his stock of books. Come again anytime Matt.

More front than Harrods. Rubio at this briefing confirming they've changed the name in order to evade the need to seek Congressional authority for the ongoing war. Orwell spinning in his grave.

@beer4john.bsky.social It's not competitive*, but @totalcurtis.bsky.social sold more copies of his book at ROB branch meeting than at S&SM. * of course it is.😁

From @privateeyenews.bsky.social

@mike-critchley.bsky.social Culture clash. 😁

Sunday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Exc: This week Nigel Farage explained an undeclared £5m donation as essential for security He cited an "outright arson attempt" on his house. But @theobserveruk.bsky.social has established that police are investigating the incident as a burglary observer.co.uk/news/politic...

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [totallye dreamye lute solo] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

‘Bye, bye, old friend’: Ted, the dog from Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing, has died aged 13

Royal visit goes ahead despite shooting The new Private Eye is out now.

You would do, wouldn't you?

A treat for pub lovers! New book by @mike-critchley.bsky.social journalist at St Helens Star. A Grand Tour of 1,900 British pubs. Great photos, 40 years of anecdotes, fine ales & breweries. protzonbeer.co protzonbeer.co.uk/reviews/2026...

Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

Sorry, what?

"Between 30-35km they ran an astonishing 13:54 5km. To put into context, the time is just 12 seconds slower than the world record for a 5km parkrun, set by the Irish international runner Nick Griggs." 😮 www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a...

Mac on the #Royal Visit to the #UnitedStates #KingCharlesIII #QueenCamilla @DailyMail – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Annual post. 🏃🏃‍♀️

Femi Kuti at Manchester Academy tremendous show tonight. But why do all the tall people arrive late and push their way to the front?

Fun fact: I met Sarah Breeden, Deputy Governor of BoE on the east coast of Zanzibar in 1994. Turned out I was working with her dad at the time. #smallworld #r4today

Friday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

If only there were some sort ot German compound word to describe this www.insidehousing.co.uk/news/shadow-...

@beersmanchester.bsky.social Happy birthday chum.

easy mistake

Sunday’s @thetimes.com cartoon

If you step back, it is truly extraordinary that so many people went to such great lengths and broke so many conventions and risked their political careers and the only outcome of all these efforts and risks was appointing a washed-up old spinner to an ambassadorial post

Starmer would have been better off saying the dog ate his homework

The Ways in Which Donald Trump is Like Jesus Christ Except Better From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

This Grayson Perry AI doc on Channel 4 is equally funny and scary. #GraysonPerryHasSeenTheFuture

Succinctly put by @privateeyenews.bsky.social

Manchester trouncing Imperial. #AlmaMater #UniversityChallenge

In the UK, Keir Starmer has few fans. I learned that in China it’s a very different story | Martin Rowson

how do we get JD Vance to start speaking at Reform press conferences

Back home. #FingerpostFriday

This is so well done. 👌

Dave Brown @DaveBrownToons on #Trump #IranWar #Ceasefire @independent – political cartoon gallery in London original-political-cartoon.com

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

The Iranian Embassy in South Africa weighs in:

March Haigh in the Riverhead Brewery Tap, Marsden. Tell me a better place to spend Easter Sunday. I'll wait. 😁

@oldhampubs.bsky.social Making Wire think they'll do something this season? 🤣

Today’s poem is called ‘Add to Basket’.

Obviously my best pint of the (remarkable) 🏉 day was ♥️ Pictish Alchemists Ale, but the Fyne Ales Hurrricane Jack pushed it close. #COYS

Puppet Masters

@mike-critchley.bsky.social Best pint of the day...Pictish Alchemists Ale in The Lamb. 👌 #maybebiased 😁,♥️

"Time was short so I could only try three..." 🤣

Boris Johnson is pulling his best suit from the skip, running a balloon through his hair and waiting for the BBC to call. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Thread. 😢