racists shouldnt be allowed to enjoy pasta, new rule.

Freud snorting the fattest line of coke and screaming "i fucking told you"

A good morning for espresso machine maintenance.

I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around how many things are going wrong at once.

My media consumption right now is basically classic Chinese literature, Agatha Christie, critical theory podcasts, DropOut, educational YouTube channels, & old CDs I get from the thrift store.

Wintery Mix: the most bullshit of all weather

Guys I hate to say it but fino sherry really is superior to white wine in almost all recipes.

Honestly this person is right

Double Root Canal 2: Revenge of the Overbite.

people think of generative AI as Janet from The Good Place but it’s actually the clam chowder fountain from The Good Place

I resent having a corporeal form.

When your oven repair guy mutters “why would they do that to me?” under his breath while staring down the guts of the appliance…

Every day of my life I think of new ways to slander Confederate losers. But it turns out most of them were worse than any of the slander I come up with so I have to go back to the drawing board 😞

Mal de débarquement might legitimately be the stupidest ailment my body has subjected me to thus far.

lofi beats to lie under three blankets and feel insane to

the kevin bacon of the unfun party game "six degrees of america's self-inflicted societal degradation and collapse" is Bush v. Gore

MAHA needs you to be confused, sick, and desperate because that's when you're most susceptible to scams 🫶

Euclid is known as the "father of geometry" because he got a triangle pregnant

What sleeping in a race car bed taught me about B2B sales.

There's a lot of people out there this morning not imagining Sisyphus happy. That is a violation of a direct order!

Oh we’re doing people with disabilities shouldn’t be accommodated because it’s unfair discourse? How’s about we address the incredible entitlement & lack of emotions maturity former GT kids have when they complain about young adult burnout (not getting enough head pats anymore).

you can bodyslam a man, but you can’t bodyslam an idea, brother

I stg, some ableds just can't wait to punch down and it shows. I saw you when I was 4 and I still see you now, and I'm done being nice about it. You think "accommodation" means "special favors" and "make it easy?" Kick rocks as you walk your way right out of the education sector, please.

*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels

I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic. It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.

Sleep is good.

Our going to cocktail bars right as they open then being in bed by 9 pm strategy remains undefeated.

It’s true though.

It’s happening dot gif!

If the EU debt and migrant crises hollowed out center-left and center-right parties, it was because the debt crisis revealed how much neoliberalism had removed the social from social democracy; and the migrant crisis revealed how much nativism had removed the Christian from Christian democracy.

happy birthday to charles e cornucopia, inventor of the mashed potatoes

Competitive depravity--transgression without accountability, pursued by elites as a means of personal satisfaction and status competition with each other--is the red thread linking use of the offshore system with the rampant sexual exploitation of women observed among many wealthy, powerful men.

timeline cleaning

I am covered in sunless tanner & full of pizza.

I overpacked.

I think I finally figure out a practical excuse to buy a nice cape.

Don’t over pack don’t over pack don’t over pack

I think it’s pretty indisputable that hot pot is the best way to eat a metric fuckton of vegetables in 1 sitting.

Clicking on the gift link like