Put like 15 play leaves in there babe.

“We’re adults with no children to set an example for. We can ABSOLUTELY just have lumpia for dinner. There is nothing stopping us.” My husband trying to convince me that it’s ok to have lumpia—& only lumpia—for dinner.

More crosstabs, from Fox this time. Their polls are generally pretty good because they actually want to check them temp so know which toxic sludge to dump in the discourse soup, so this really ought to alarm them.

Some crosstabs, for those so inclined: He’s so far under water he might as well live in a pineapple under the sea.

Bush World isn’t featured in the Epstein Cinematic Universe because they’re Yalies (Yaleys? Yalees? don’t ask me I went to state school) & Epstein was mostly a Harvard/MIT outfit.

“Nubile” is the ick people think “moist” is.

snoozin’ collies > Susan Collins

As a side note, it’s funny to see so many of these emails with thirsty academics repeatedly enact Marx’s bit in the 1844 Manuscripts about the power of money. “Oh Mr Epstein, your house in New York is enormous and, unrelatedly, your questions at dinner were so intelligent, so insightful, so deep.”

I do not in any way shape or form regret to inform all y’all that WE ARE GOING TO WIN.

Lisa Rinna looked like a Yassified Sarah Connor at that round table.

telling my future grandkids this was The Last Supper. #TheTraitorsUS

*looks directly at the camera*

Fascists crave death, the cleansing power of murder is the only thing they actually believe in. The Spanish Legion during the civil war put a real fine point in it when they used Viva La Muerte, long live death, as their slogan

Woke 2 is going to be a civil society tent revival. The amount of inclusive bowling leagues is going to be stag👏🏽ger👏🏽ing.

If you don’t know how much to give think about how much you’d typically spend on an evening out & donate that.

If you want to help workers striking today to stand up to DHS in Maine, please consider donating to this solidarity fund.

Worst Toyotathon of your lifetime SO FAR

Nausea now? Nausea now queen?

“Critical support to comrade Don Lemon.” She skeets on the last day of the first month of 2026 which has felt like an eternity in itself.

What a year it’s been, am I right? *checks calendar* Goddamnit.

The “human” we compare to AI, though, mistakes the dichotomy. It’s not that AI isn’t human — it is an automation of capitalism, a human imaginary. The opposite of Artificial Intelligence isn’t the human mind, the opposite of AI is a community.

UPDATED, PORTLAND, MAINE: 174 businesses have committed to supporting Minnesota in a national economic blackout. Many more were unable to fully close but have risen in support in other ways. All should be celebrated. Stay safe, see you in the streets 💜 FRI, JAN 30 #NonViolenceIsPower #RESIST

It happened again! God fucking damnit it’s not even 5 am.

“To be hopeful in bad times is not just foolishly romantic. It is based on the fact that human history is a history not only of cruelty, but also of compassion, sacrifice, courage, kindness… The future is an infinite succession of presents, and to live…is…victory.” Howard Zinn

Something they don’t warn you about when you move to an icy northern latitude is how much fucking static electricity there is during the long winter when the air is disgustingly dry.

I took 4 kinda of sedatives and only got an hour of sleep out of each. At this point I need whatever they put in those darts they shoot at lions to take them for their annual dental checkup at the zoo.

I hope one day I can be outside the tribunals selling bootleg merch. Shirts with Bart Simpson in judge robes sentencing Stephen Miller to the gallows, stuff like that.

Service industry shut down tomorrow in greater Portland.

Hell yeah.

That’s some boomerang, that imperial boomerang.

The fear they have instilled in us here is difficult to bear.

Hey folks I think now is a good time to actually learn your loved one’s phone numbers.

Ah yes my January sinus infection. Right on cue.

A meme for me, specifically.

I watched an hour long video on indigenous food in the eastern woodlands of the US before the introduction of maze on Tuesday. I am in this shit DEEP.

When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go Offline

I am so glad that @bmcquade.bsky.social published this in the PPH specifically because it will reach a wide local audience, help them draw out the correct conclusions, & hopefully move into struggle with us.

======= MAINERS: License Plate Readers & Public Surveillance Flock Cameras. Please be aware. Maine law limits use of ALPRs and other automated mass surveillance, though there are a number throughout Maine. Read below & here: www.aclumaine.org/publications... #Maine #MEpolitics #Flock #AI

NEW: A Texas county medical examiner found that Geraldo Lunas Campos was choked to death by a guard while he was held in ICE custody earlier this month. Geraldo is the sixth person to die in ICE detention this year.

Hey folks: if you’re wondering what you can do from afar to be in solidarity with Mainers who are bracing for impact, please donate to the Maine Solidarity Fund. It helps our immigrant and trans neighbors who are under attack with legal, medical, & housing needs.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Any chili can be Cincinnati chili if you’re brave enough (willing to eat it over spaghetti).