There's no actor who blinks more dramatically than Emily Watson.

Greenland is adopting a new meaning for MAGA, and Trump isn't going to be happy about it

"Anora": extremely overrated. GOD, that move dragged on. Oy.

College on the quarter system is a trip. I'm glad winter quarter is over, but what am I going to do with myself for the next three weeks?

You mean 10 other Congressional Republicans didn’t censure the screaming howler monkeys when they heckled President Biden? Can’t qwhite put my finger on the difference.

Egg drop soup Egg clumsy Egg bad waiter Egg fired again Egg turn to life of crime

Why is it that white men always say the left is "too shrill" and "too loud"? Oh well no reason to dwell on it

Apparently the reason the left "always loses" is because some of us are annoying and put people off. The far-right, of course, are a bunch of cool chill guys that are fun and normal 24/7.

Wild that American Ozempic demand is going to make it easy for Denmark to fund Ukraine. Weekly shots…fired! Until RFK bans semaglutides. At which point we will have national weight loss riots, or, as I like to call it, a Shrivel War. I’m Maureen Dowd.

Rest Of Party Thanks Fucking God 2 Guys Who Like Etymology Found Each Other theonion.com/rest-of-part...

Tim French, a proud supporter of laws ensuring no one must use preferred pronouns, immediately lost his mind when a constituent applied that same logic to him, addressing him as "Madam Chairman." “Well, I cannot be compelled to use your preferred pronouns, as you have all voted. ICONIC.

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

I love Timothée. And I definitely hate false humility. So I'll go along and applaud him for this. But I also hope this is an isolated thing because I also think celebrities, artists in general should display humility. He deserves accolades, I just hope he receives them with humility.

Congratulations, Germany, for narrowly avoiding a relapse into your no-no years!

Absolutely gorgeous work from @viennateng.bsky.social

It's been about a month since I deactivated my Facebook. It's been interesting, just noticing how I'm no longer being affected by other people's emotional reactions to the fuckery of world events, and as a result, it seems like my own energy has become more contained and focused.

Hell yeah White Lotus

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Elon Musk Debuts New Self-Parenting Child theonion.com/elon-mu...

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

whether you agree or disagree with his policies, you have to admit donald trump lives in the white house and from time to time needs to use the toilet there. he has to go somewhere

a diarrhea medication called “peace of ass”

Jiminy Christmas, I can't fuckin wait to move back to Seattle proper next year. It has been good to get out of the city for a while, but I'm ready to be back with my people.

Oop

I think I'll grow my hair out. It's been a while. #deepthoughts

The news is so stressful, maybe I’ll try to take my mind off it with my favorite candy — AW FUCK

RFK Jr. gave the worst answer ever to the question, "what would you do with a time machine?"

Good for Beyonce. Bout damn time. The Grammys still suck, though.

Thoughts on Emilia Pérez: it's great to see a phenomenal performance from a trans actress. But the way they chose to depict the trans experience seemed regressive and gave me the ick. It's embarrassing as a queer person to have something like this getting showered with award nominations.

"A Real Pain": 5 stars from me. I wanted to hug this movie. Kieran Culkin deserved the Golden Globe and I hope he wins the Oscar.

"inside my head, the noise, chowder, chowder, chowder, chowder, chowder..." -Tori Amos

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that* *look my dog straight in the eye and tell him he can’t have a little bit of my cheese

If they don't like the remembrance of Jews who suffered, they should add Easter to that list.

And again, in Danish gastronomic news...

Aren't they hygge?!

So those new chat bots on Instagram....those are for data mining, yeah?

Guests' reactions to the 1999 WTO protest exhibit at the Seattle Museum of History and Industry. "I Personally agree with the turtles. Name Evie." "I personally agree with Evie."

Coloring on the ferry to Seattle with a buddy. Can't beat the skyline view, and the Space Noodle. 🩵

I'm reading my Intro to Human Services textbook, particularly the chapter on Housing and Homelessness, and there's all of this hard data here that AAAALLLLLMOST makes me wish I were still on Facebook so I could use it to OWN the conservatives.