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NEWS: Huge first win for Mayor Mamdani’s tax-the-rich plans in NYC. Mamdani just secured a deal with Gov. Hochul to create the state’s first-ever tax on $5 million+ second homes owned by ultrawealthy out-of-state residents.

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

BREAKING: Victor Orban has CONCEDED to Magyar www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

It’s so cool that the pope can’t stop tweeting about how much God hates the American government

Everything 🍊 touches dies. Not always a terrible thing.

"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

This flew under the radar: Trump's new acting AG Todd Blanche shut down major DOJ investigations into crypto companies, dealers, and exchanges as Pam Bondi's second-in-command — all while holding at least $159,000 in crypto assets himself. The fox is guarding the hen house.

The question the entire world is asking. 😳👇

ICE IS DETAINING HUMAN BEINGS IN INHUMANE CONDITIONS. REPORTS OF PEOPLE BEING SHOT, STRIPPED AND NEGLECTED ARE OUTRAGEOUS. IMMIGRANT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS, AND WE DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY. NO ONE SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE THIS. STAND UP, SPEAK OUT AND DEFEND DIGNITY. ICE AND RIGHTS.

French perspective

The problem with JD Vance is that he never had imposter syndrome even once and he really needed to

If you sided with Trump during his litany of sexual assault allegations, rape adjudication and pedophilia connections, you should probably sit out the Swalwell debacle.

Democrats reaction to the Swalwell story is appropriate. If he was a Republican, he’s go up at least 5 points with their primary voters.

I was going to say: funny how Democrat wrongdoing results in an ended career, and Republican wrongdoing is just … whatevs

In his first 100 days, Zohran Mamdani has: -Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by gig companies -Cracked down on predatory landlords -Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program -Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets This is what leadership looks like.

I hate when fantasy films I made a long time ago begin to come true in real life.

Personally i think congress and the press should stop enabling him BEFORE he uses a nuclear weapon

Nothing says expert like a weekend talk show host. When he gets fired the orange balloon will hire Sylvester Stallone as Secretary of Defense because, well, you know…Rambo. 🤨

Would be great if Manfred instituted this rule in MLB: only dogs can be bat boys.

Why the fuck are we paying taxes right now? Seriously.

Did Tapper then talk about Trumps rapid cognitive decline? Anything? Nothing? Fucking hypocrite

Jake Tapper doing the bare minimum in reading out Donald Trump’s unglued Easter post on air deserves precisely zero praise. Bro wrote a book on Biden and won’t say anything about Donald Trump losing alllll his marbles. Tapper can get bent.

Is it true that Todd Blanche is in the Epstein files and that is the reason he refuses to release more files?

The Epstein story is broader, deeper, and far more sinister than any of us can truly grasp…

5 months ago Braylen Wimmer had a seizure on his way to a Fall League game, and was diagnosed with a brain tumor. 18 days later, he underwent a craniotomy. Last night, Wimmer started in centerfield for the Yard Goats, and scored a run at the plate. That's guts. That's perseverance 🙌

Epstein is not trending folks, so let's make some noise. RELEASE ALL THE FILES.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

By the way, it has been 3 months since the justice department was supposed to release the full unredacted Epstein files. Thank you for your attention. RH

SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — New Mexico jury finds Meta's platforms are harmful to children's mental health and imposes $375 million penalty.

Incredible that Donnie epic failure launched epic fury.

All of this is happening because Donald Trump doesn’t want to lose power and die in prison for raping children, selling government secrets, and money laundering to other nations.

It’s really crazy how much I’ve been agreeing with Rep. Thomas Massie recently!

Currently trending on X.

Reports indicate at least 100 children have already been killed in strikes on schools. That is unconscionable. Three U.S. service members are dead as a result of this entirely preventable war of choice. The blood of these service members, these children, and every civilian rests in Trump’s hands.

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Right now I am leaning towards the concept that our own President is more of a danger to this country than any other country is.

A PSA from Thomas Massie:

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

Well find that day trump went from screaming "RIGGED" at every opportunity to quietly calm and assuring people "It's okay, we have a plan".

Just remember what this is all for…. Distracting from the Epstein files

The President who demanded a Nobel Peace Prize for himself sure gave up negotiations quickly to start a war with Iran. What a disaster, Americans don't want another war in the middle east.