no thanks !

mike elias doesn't care about winning, if the o's win great but it's secondary, he cares about looking smart and doesn't care how many times he looks dumb for his "maverick" moves because when one of them hits, oh boy just you wait, they'll finally see how smart he's been and how wrong they all were

david rubenstein stop buying the magna carta and start buying an ulnar collateral ligament challenge

i mean ok... what is even the point of giving a single fuck about the orioles anymore when no one is safe from being traded

It hasn't sunk in to folks yet how truly remarkable it is that Mamdani won. It's absolutely incredible.

This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

We did it for you Dick Cheney

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

God, playoff extra innings is a lot more fun when it's not happening to you

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

these names are a tragedeigh

maybe the orioles and twins should combine for the rest of the year. we might be able to field a full roster that way

This is without a doubt the most devastating deadline since 2018. Which is insane, considering we went to the playoffs last year.

last offseason, the only thing the orioles really needed was an OF that could hit lefties and 2 decent starting pitchers. Mike Elias couldn’t do that. he failed massively, and now we’re here

Imagine having the core of talent Mike Elias has and finding yourself selling off like this. Just complete baseball malpractice in Baltimore over the past year.

Sorry, Basallo has been dealt to St. Louis for a rookie-ball reliever named Fortsumter Choachingham

Also the Orioles just... cannot be doing this. That rebuild was so intense. The whole org got overhauled. It's also not like they are that White Sox core that never really got off the ground. They were on takeoff and now what?

Sports are so evil, I swear. In the past 12 months, I've watched the Ravens lose out of the playoffs yet again, my favorite basketball player got traded to my least favorite team, and now my favorite baseball player is also gone. I'm so over it.

Here's a few of my favorite photos I've taken of Cedric 🧡🖤

respectfully, most of us definitely don't care. everyone is tired of home grown fan favorites getting traded away for prospects. cedric was a team leader and trading away someone like him is a trash message to both the team and fans

So where can we get the pitchforks and torches and when are we meeting at the warehouse to run Elias out of town? Tired of this man and his inability to think without a computer

I truly hate Mike Elias. There's zero reason to never listen to your fans and to operate like this.

random orioles lore: saw andrew miller in the mlb store in nyc today

félix 🥺🥺🥺🥺

the orioles are deeply unwatchable, so i've spent most of my time playing bg3 lately and i absolutely still cannot stop laughing at this clown face paint

he’s right and he’s right to say it

i'm crashing tf out right now. i'm so obsessed with this show

orioles mood

made a meme about my mental state

cedric, my beloved

yeah about that

i am so obsess with this show i'm going to crash out so hard during these last 3 episodes

Nobody loves its fans like #MLB.

that scene between frank and matt #daredevil

i'm so fed up with the orioles, i cannot wait to ditch this season plan. every other year, they make individual parking available through our tickets portal. we're two weeks away from the season and nothing. no communication, nothing on the tickets portal.

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

currently rewatching the punisher and totally forgot about this... it has me lol'ing #orioles

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”. This is a manifesto against disability. This is the language of eugenics.

being a female is so mf ridiculous. i got my wisdom teeth out today but am also on my period and my cramps are bothering me more than the HOLES just cut in my mouth 😒😒😒

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

It's still fuck Roger Goodell

when it's baseball season now but your team never replaced their ace

pedophile has problem with anti-pedophile song