www.cnbc.com/2025/09/25/r... Annie’s has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

pretty wild that NOW republicans are calling for de-escalation of political tensions, thats been the trump era rights entire thing! the way they call for violence and eradication of trans people, palestinians, is gross. they’ve been the most complicit

The guy on SEPTA's "due to lack of funding" announcement sounds like he made the recording in a bunker, enemy artillery approaching, pistol on the table.

Fund SEPTA you useless idiot chucklefuck morons

There ain’t a day that goes by that I don’t feel immensely lucky that I got to see Ambergris live. What a treat!

“New Haven, Connecticut: the last outpost of civilization.”

100. I'm gonna really miss the Amfleets, they're wonderful cars

76. The MBTA is, from a historic perspective, maybe the most interesting transit system in the country

45. Baseball is the best sport because it's the autism sport

17. Pasta with pesto and grated parmesan is an elite meal. Probably my favorite comfort food

12. New Jersey is way overhated, Connecticut is way underhated

the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states

Good morning to everyone except the Illinois Legislature

Sorry to sound Woke but I don’t think the feds should be bragging on live tv about their abilities to disappear an elected public official, for fun

My favorite part of Horology is when they roast that mf lmao

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

it's got pope shocks pope brakes and it was made in 33AD so it runs good on regular gas

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

DEEP DISH COMMUNION WAFERS

New Rendering of the Popemobile got leaked

I wonder how the pope likes his Italian Beef?

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Congratulations to the next pope!

An image from the pope’s upbringing

Come again?

When you think about it, it's pretty weird that Fond du Lac is in Wisconsin because if there's any state that would *never* lack fondue...

In honor of International Transgender Day of Visibility, we’re shining a spotlight on a familiar subway voice: Bernie Wagenblast. 🏳️‍⚧️🚇 Join Bernie at the NY Transit Museum on Thursday, April 24 at 6 p.m. for “The Subway Is…Storytelling with Pride,” to hear stories from the MTA LGBTQIA+ communities.

Today is the 35th anniversary of the Capitol Crawl, in which disabled activists discarded their mobility aids at the foot of the Capitol steps to climb them in support of passage of the Americans with Disabilities Ac. Jennifer Keelan-Chaffins, 8, told reporters "I'll take all night if I have to!"

every day things get demonstrably worse in every conceivable way and somehow i'm not supposed to be mentally ill about it

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

Most normal NJT consist

it is just grotesque how many Americans totally take for granted what good fortune it has been to have incredibly good relations with a rich power neighbor sharing the worlds longest land border

“Stu with a haircut can’t hurt you.” Stu with a haircut:

It’s almost as if King Gizzard’s motive to write Field of Vision as a classic-sounding rock song with an iconic enough riff to be featured in the transition to credits during the Super Bowl has payed off.

I dream of Kansas City aflame, their highways riven asunded, their railroad tracks ploughed, and their cornfields sewn with salt. I dream of the Show Me State's armies scattered like dust upon the wind, and a second, glorious, City Hall standing where the Chief's Stadium once did.

I'm deeply saddened to share that Donald Shoup passed away last night. He was the ideal academic—curious, methodical, and concerned with turning ideas into real-world change. TAing his parking course these past few years has one of the greatest honors of my life. Rest in peace, Shoup Dogg.

In the aftermath of the 1917 Halifax Explosion in Canada, Boston mobilized a relief train to aid our northerly neighbors. A century later, each winter Nova Scotia still sends us a towering Christmas tree that we light together on Boston Common—a symbol of friendship across boundaries & generations.

I feel so much shame as an American for what is happening.

Just venting into the void here, but…after 5 years, the fact that people still don’t wear a mask to a large gathering *when they feel actively sick* AND they’re NOT even anti-science / otherwise against public health, is absolutely baffling. Have we learned ANYTHING?!

I am so, so grateful for funny people. They’re going through the same horrors as the rest of us but still giving us a reprieve of sorts. That’s such a gift.

I think a lot of people are learning very quickly that, even in imperfect and sometimes corrupt systems, quotidian bureaucracy, organization, and institutional knowledge are, in fact, good. Sadly it seems people are learning that through the *absence* of these things.

Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.

When you wake up and feel the lyrics of Mystery Jack a lil too much.

Not quite missing the Braintree Branch like I thought I would