Whatever happened to the dumb guy with the hat?

letting him piss a kidney stone into my ass

And RFK, Jr. likes eating his own cum out of Olivia Nuzzi’s ass?

So RFK, Jr. wrote a “poem” to Olivia Nuzzi about how he wants to forcibly piss in her mouth and make her swallow his piss? Do I have this right?

Karoline Leavitt is going to get so fat.

Grooving to the sax sounds of Bill Clinton.

That’s Livvy Alright

When you nut, but Olivia Nuzzi keeps sucking

Vape me, vape me my friend, vape me, vape me again

Part 2: “If I burned my hand on your old-fashioned radiator,” Olivia had written, “I would still yearn for your heat.” Sadly, I raised my hand to our Georgetown townhouse’s central heating vent. Once again, I was not the note’s intended recipient.

Brain worm but not a worm?

Would not be surprised now to learn Jeffery Epstein was the photographer.

american canto more like American can’t write

We Asked A Racist Child Molester His Thoughts On Society

[Spacemen 3 voice] I texted with Jesus, and he hit me back “lol.” Then “tbh u not comin up here, son… no chance @ all. u made ur heaven of poast now u nearing the end.” But if im down to hell I’ll vibe with all my real friends.

“President’s Frightening Penis” sounds like it might be a Microdisney song.

I had two Manhattans and now I’m wasted. Ask me anything.

Trump on a boat on a battery on a shark blowing Bill Clinton.

Who did Donald Trump blow and when did he blow him?

OH COME ON!

Why do thangs keep happening?

[Lou Reed Sister Ray Voice] Too busy sucking on Bill Clinton

Just the tip, Donald.

i believe it was churchill who said ‘senile pedophile hitler is the worst form of government, except for all the others’

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

The meme game today is better than Oceangate. Keep em comin!

It’s a nice penis?

I'm so hungry i could eat a delicious sandwich

Set phasers for Trump Trump.

Did Donald Trump and Bill Clinton explore each other's bodies?

Olivia’s Nussy

Beef Allergy

[Peter Murphy Bauhaus Voice]

[David Byrne Voice] I'M GOONING, I'M GOONING AGAIN!

Did Donald Trump and Bill Clinton explore each other's bodies?

The other reason I don’t think Clinton is in the files is that the GOP has an irrational, pathological hatred of all things Clinton. He is of zero use to the GOP at this point. If there were a way to compromise him permanently, they would have already done it.

Not a popular view I recognize: Clinton is/was a sleeze, but i dont think he’s in the Epstein files at all. He has a kind of type and it’s not what Epstein was offering. I do think he was happy to take Epstein’s money to advance his foundation’s work. And that is embarrassment enough.

Set phasers for Trump Trump.

Heimlich never saw a penny for his maneuver. But he didn't do it for the money. He did it to hump people

The biggest problem is that he starts sundowning at sunrise!

Memebrane

"Bird seed" is actually somewhat of a misnomer, as anyone can eat the seed.

Homeboy. You post too much.

Epstein discharge

environmental storytelling

You’ve made a real person irritated By acting like a psycho.

Star Wars: Warfighter

On an early episode of Chapo Trap House they read this passage and Will Menaker observed “A chunky Reese Witherspoon is, like, a *better* Reese Witherspoon