My theory of how Trump’s framework deal on Greenland went down: Trump: I want Greenland now. Rutte: We have a copy of the Epstein files. Trump: Never mind.

How do we know that Trump and his crime family didn’t buy a lot of stocks yesterday before he announced his imaginary deal on Greenland? That was what this whole thing was, stock market manipulation. I’m not going to say congress should investigate because - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear Sane Countries of the World, If it’s not too much to ask, while he’s in Davos could you please kidnap him and put him on trial for war crimes. Thanks in advance. We owe you one. Sincerely, The people of the USA

If Trump orders the military to attack Greenland in any way, they need to not only refuse to obey the illegal orders but fulfill their oaths to the constitution and arrest him and his enablers.

Trump is tired of raping little girls. Now he wants to rape the whole planet.

I am convinced that Jeffrey Epstein worked for trump in the trafficking “business” and the files contain proof of that. There can be no other explanation for how absolutely desperate he is to keep them from ever being released.

The reason they haven’t released the Epstein files is because there are no Epstein files. They are more appropriately called the Trump files since he is undoubtedly the main character in them.

Yup, sure sounds like the tRump admin is running Venezuela. They must’ve put Homan in charge. apple.news/AzjBpBQYEQBa...

This goes for Jesse Watters’ house too. He also believes stealing is acceptable. And I guess any republican that thinks we should steal Venezuela’s oil. So get out there and do your thing.

Dear Congress, Stop this fucking madman before he starts WW3 and blows us all to hell. I know you republicans are all about following your dear leader and maximizing his and your personal profits but the guy is obviously insane and out of control so fucking do something. The world

Trump announces new U.S. warship class named after himself - AFP News How can there be a Trump class when trump so obviously has NO class?!

In the rest of the world all it takes is one. when will the US learn? Let’s give democrats a 70+% majority next year and maybe this can be us too. apple.news/ACTOjizvDS9O...

So MTG is quitting congress. She always celebrated and participated when Piggy attacked others but she can’t stand a little of his abuse when aimed at her. Anyway, glad to see her go.

If there was any justice in the world the secret service would change trump’s code name to Piggy.

Can Mr. Bo Cankles even stand anymore? I don’t even remember the last picture I saw of him standing. He always at his desk or in a chair next to a foreign dignitary. I bet he would die if he stood up.

I don’t know if it’s just that nobody is reporting it but republicans seem to have gone very quiet about the “Hate America Rallies” as they were calling them all last week.

Just watched the Netflix interview with Jane Goodall and all I can say is WOW! What a wonderful lady and amazing human being. Highly recommended.

Ha, SS Captain Miller must be apoplectic! I hope he pops an artery. apple.news/AyM2EMvyFQGe...

The naval battles are horrible! Antifa is using dragons. Everything is burning 🔥

So, a Final Solution? Netanyahu to the UN: "We're not done yet. The final elements, the final remnants of Hamas, are holed up in Gaza city. They vow to repeat the atrocities of Oct. 7 again and again. That is why Israel must finish the job, that is why we want to do so as fast as possible."

Trump may think the rest of the world is going to hell but this fucking country IS hell. And will continue to be until all republicans are out of office and something can finally be done about the gun fetish. apple.news/AkJS2wwMQTGO...

This seems to have gotten lost among all of trump’s stupidity. I think I like Colombian president Gustavo Petro. apple.news/A39lpCZoPSES...

WTF is wrong with Jamie Lee Curtis? JFC, she’s lost her mind!

I have thoughts and prayers for trump. I think I want him to drop dead very soon and I’m praying that he does.

Dear “President” Trump, Why don’t you do us all a huge favor and drop dead real soon. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

What could possibly go wrong with this idea?

From now on the party of liars and traitors will henceforth be known as the RepubLIEcan party. Thank you for your attention to this matter. There now it’s official.

Why isn’t this guy being impeached?

Well Republicans is it time to impeach him yet? Or do you need more proof of his crimes? apple.news/Atm4MuytHSqm...

Can we just disband the United States, get rid of all the dead weight (red states, republicans) and start over? Just a thought.

There it is. Trump and Putin just want divvy up Ukraine.

Good, let ‘em all burn to the ground. And I drive a Tesla but I bought it seven years ago when Elon was only an eccentric weirdo not a deranged, trump loving, government destroying nazi like he is now.

Oh god please make the stupid stop!

As we and indeed, the entire world lives through this trump shit show let’s not forget to thank Merrick Garland. If not for his absolute and utter incompetence as attorney general trump would be sitting in prison instead of in th White House. Way to Mr. Attorney General, Putin owes ya one.

Can’t think of a more pathetic, disgusting and despicable trio of clowns than these three sniggering fools.

It’s so nice when your boss acknowledges your work.