If I'm going to "date up" age wise? These are the type of 50yos I'm trying to entertain. Keep the balding and back pain, pls 😄😍

Fae lawyer. The ability to do whatever and have a lawyer who could mesmer any living being

Valdermort?

I found 20 quid outside the supermarket and I felt a little bit guilty as I picked it up, so because it’s Good Friday I thought to myself, “What would Jesus do?”. So I turned it into wine...

Related, unrelated .. Quietly thats part of why Im back on IG more. numbers are SO small here, and it's easier to find the content & convos Im actually interested in there (i.e where is the fashion, travel, diaspora, etc community here?) It sometimes feels like we're ALL following the same 200ppl 😅

A good way to visualize how small Bluesky is compared to other social media apps is that there are only 10 accounts on here with over a million followers and AOC is the only one with over 2 million. There is NOBODY here.

Imagine being in a loud ass ER for 10hrs. Ugh! Like give me an hour. At least.

Catching up on today's feed and 🤔 .... I've always had the thought "let's see where this platform goes" before making the effort to activate DOS coding just to switch over

What's crazy is the media painted Monica and her music as being "too grown," while Brandy was doing this

Easy, light energy only

If you not making it easier, keep it moving.

Was this the genesis of my praise kink?!

Alice Augusta Ball found the cure for leprosy at 23. She died in a mysterious lab accident at 24. Arthur Dean stole her research, stole it and renamed it from "The Ball Method" to "The Dean Method." It took 90 years before her original research papers were found and she got the credit due to her.

That NYC summer energy is definitely in the air tonight

Took a whole hour and a half to get there. *kisses teeth* Thanks to my African cousins for rewarming the meal when I finally got there

😍😍😩😩

Ordered dinner .... From the wrong location, ugh!

Hosting my mom for Easter wknd and she says it all me cooking this year. Now I can cook, but wth to make? I barely know what * I * want for dinner most days. Idk how yall w/ kids do it 😭😅 Keeping a whole other person fed around the clock? 😩

Me looking at carnival / mas costumes

We? 💅🏾🤭✨

I'm from Connecticut. We may not have a national team, but dammit we reign supreme in college basketball.

Update: the cosplay of the con has stiff competition.

The first edition of the newly reborn Easterner student newspaper is LIVE!

So I'm from this era, but I don't ever remember writing my number down. It was all cellphones and saved as "don't pick up" if I wasn't feeling him 😭

While also dating a member of the Tr🤮mp family. A litany of bad decisions

Forcing myself to ho to this event tonight, when what I really want to do is curl up on the couch and do my nails

😍

There’s a difference between being the guy who is scrolling and sees some nice boobs…..vs being the guy who says “It’s Tuesday!!! Yall know what that mean! 👀” The latter is corny as hell no matter how you slice it 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

direct quote from britney’s book…

I'm a "no makeup" makeup girl and their foundation / concealers are an exaaaaaaaact color match for me. Undertones and all. Haven't found that anywhere else

Does a biracial great-gram count?

Daily reminder. Put two-factor protections on all your accounts. Someone tried a few times to get into my FB (and prob my IG) account just now. Like 6 code emails in the last hour

Resellers are nasty. They took the $150 tickets ppl could afford and now charging $600+

Just had a decent convo with a man, who then asked for my number. Had to decline. His energy was all "sad boy" shit. Whole chat was him complaining about life The world is ending my guy, bring me some light and levity or hard pass

If you could be a fly on the wall during any music/pop culture moment in history, what moment would it be?

If it's all up to me? I can make anything happen. It's the group projects w/ other ppl involved that mess me up

UPDATE: Clearly I'm God's favorite bc your girl got a ticket!! Saturday for Blueprint 2 🤪

Yall stop posting these resale site prices for Jays concert. Getting my blood pressure up 😅

So how many refunds are these airlines giving for delays bc, absolutely no

Post family brunch. Seen an aunt I haven't seen in forever and met new cousin (I have about a million) Today's quick fit pic. Top from 📍Burkina Faso 🌍 #fashionSky

I miss when the weekend actually felt like a break.

Put us on a code red travel status like they do other countries

Off to brunch to see a family member I haven't seen in yeeeears. Let's see how it goes

Glass of merlot to wrap a stressful day

Who out here steeling souls to keep these demons alive

Jobs, apartments, brand deals, spouses ...

"She's like the wind," the Lumidee feat Tony Sunshine

Whole album on repeat

The price you pay for ignoring your gut feeling is very high.

It gives creep. Like are you here to truly socialize or are socials only for unfettered acess to women?