Graeme Garden's birthday today. A man whose uncanny, almost eldritch ability to sit doing seemingly almost nothing in a group of fellow comedians and then walk off with the entire show in his pocket thanks to single killer line is unrivalled. Man's a genuine genius. Happy Birthday, Graybags.

2026 basically

Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead

Happy to take the risk, but thanks anyway George.

Ted Lieu: “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there are highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children … of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations.”

This is important, In the UK we have governments that quite literally hate the arts 👇🏻

Did the Melania “Ho down Movie “ emphasize her Epstein Upbringing???

Mysteries surround Trump. Murder? atlanticcityweekly.com/oct-10-1989-...

Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre: “I was trafficked to a lot of types of different men — billionaires, royalty… he used me as a form of blackmail so these people would owe him favors.”

Every penny should be given to schools to encourage and pay for facilities. Grass roots.

Lost my phone in London, with four credit cards and £150 cash in the case. Returned to me within 21 minutes. This hellhole of a city eh.

This is even better if you do it on the BBQ 👇🏻

A gentle giant, Tom Noonan was a singular character actor in Manhunter, Heat, Last Action Hero, and Synecdoche, New York, and the writer-director-star (+ more) behind What Happened Was.... An imposing presence with rare depth and intelligence, he will be missed. RIP, 1951–2026

Doing a new Bottom picture and in the process I recreated the road sign with screen accurate graffiti which I thought someone might like as a t-shirt/sticker/mug www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1785...

Fire services say during rescues of this sort that they used “small tools to release the victim”. I bet they were microscopic tools.

Why hasn’t Donald Trump sued anyone who has accused him of being a pedophile?

“STOP TALKING ABOUT IT” is basically the ceremonial ribbon cutting for everyone to start talking about it.

Yes, we only have 8 MPs so we can’t have a Shadow Cabinet, but please remember that my supporters are far too thick to know about things like that.

#ScottishGreen MSP @maggiechapman.bsky.social has welcomed the Scottish Government’s backing for her amendment to take steps to introduce an independent right for children to withdraw from #ReligiousObservance in schools greens.scot/news/religio...

"We need rent controls"

Why don’t you want us to integrate? Do you not eat anything but Gammon? Watch white only English football teams? Only get a bus or train driven by a white person? Are are those foreigners all ok? Is it just the foreigners you are suspicious of or don’t know personally are the problem?

I fully endorse this message 👇🏻

My fellow @greenparty.org.uk North Yorkshire Councillor Mike Schofield getting it so right as he opposes above inflation increases in rents for local residents. www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/opinion...

Tom Noonan has died at 74. For an actor with such a naturally kind looking face he was exceptional at villains.

Keir Starmer’s ill-fated decision to pick Peter Mandelson as Britain’s ambassador to the U.S. — despite known links to Jeffrey Epstein — has thrown his government into turmoil. It’s now prompting intense scrutiny of a system designed to stop precisely that outcome.

Once you couldn’t tell the difference between the political parties YOU CAN NOW #VoteGreen in #Gorton&Denton #VoteHannahSpencer #JoinGreenParty> join.greenparty.org.uk #Billionaires #NHS #Palestine #ClimateAction #TransRightsAreHumanRights gorton-denton.greenparty.org.uk

I doubt they could afford the property prices.

Scottish soldiers sheltering from enemy fire with French civilians and children during WW1.

𝚁𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝙸𝚗 𝙿𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎, 𝚃𝚘𝚖 𝙽𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚗 (𝟷𝟿𝟺𝟷 ~ 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟼) 🖤

“As the airplane took off, Epstein started touching me forcibly in between my legs, and I freaked out. I realized, this is not a modeling opportunity, I've been kidnapped. They whisked me away to the island. I was stuck there. They never arranged any modeling opportunities, I was completely conned."

When leaders meet at Munich, they must start the process of European rearmament in a way that takes account of the threat from Putin – and Trump ✏️ @paulmason.bsky.social

This man's company has big contracts with the UK government. This man has been interviewed by Victoria Derbyshire on Laura Kuenssberg's show. This man is documented (allegedly) as having interviewed Louis Mosley for a job by reciting - dramatically - a speech by his grandfather Oswald. #R4Today

It gives me great pleasure to confirm that our new Shadow Foreign Secretary is Nathan Gill. Under his guidance, we look forward to much improved relations with Russia.

Tom Noonan (1951–2026)

Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration. #BrutalButAccurate

www.reuters.com/world/allega... The crimes showed a commodification and dehumanization of women and girls.

One of the most striking things we noticed living in New Zealand is that littering and fly-tipping just doesn’t happen. I believe this is because caring for the environment is such an integral part of kids’ school education there.

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Crucial article by @petergeoghegan.bsky.social on the dimensions of a major scandal. A public inquiry is essential. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Would like the back story on this 👇🏻

And they say there is no good news around.

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Get the cadaver dogs in. 👇🏻

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I am prepared to accept that this plaque is correct, and the screwdriver-wielding curmudgeons apparently in charge of Preston’s history should think about the thousand men or more who put it up there.