Wasn't gonna say anything about Stargate, but when Daniel Jackson calls for your action you gotta do it, it's The Rule. Bring back the Stargate or I will leave ping to aws running in terminal until I've caused pilot season worth of damages! Now you can explain to shareholders you have to do it

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.

I've always thought if people just had autistic special interest they wouldn't have the time and mental bandwidth to be idiots and assholes

Even Trump’s groundless fantasies about ending the Iran war painlessly have graduated into the realm of total economic catastrophe. I’m begging the business and financial world to recognize that: -he has no idea what he’s doing -he cannot resolve this situation -it will get worse until he’s gone

When I was young I was thought to be deaf. Until once a doctor riffled some papers and I suddenly turned my head.. Apparently I didn't give a crap about people speaking but give me some paper sounds plz

Trump Boasts Annual Physical Turned Up No Signs Of Pedophilia https://theonion.com/trump-boasts-annual-physical-turned-up-no-signs-of-pedophilia/

Sharyn Alfonsi releases the following statement on CBS News essentially ghosting her: "This was not a routine corporate transition; it was a deliberate choice to penalize a journalist for refusing to sanitize factually accurate reporting, and it sends a chilling message to the entire newsroom."

Sure but they‘re really stupid questions

Rescuers are racing to reach seven people trapped in a cave in central Laos.

1/ Miksi sosialidemokraattiset puolueet Euroopassa todellakin pelkäävät vasemmalle menoa, vaikka se on koko sodanjälkeisen ajan ollut ainoa tie menestykseen? Erinomainen kysymys. Pidempi lanka siitä, mitä olen ymmärtänyt. 🧵

yikes. 🧵

Käytin tänään KOMMUNISTISTA terveydenhuoltoa - tyttärelle allerginen reaktio varmaan TikTok-huulirasvasta. Paikalliseen sairaalaan kun normiklinikka oli kiinni. 2h odottelua + 1h hoitoa. Hintaa tuli 0 bahtia, plus lääkeinjektio ja lääkkeet kotia 0 bahtia päälle, ei tarvinnut lompakkoa kaivella

Meidän kansalaisten yhteiset asiat ovat persuille pelkkä loputon Kummeli sketsi.

Optimaalinen määrä miljardöörejä globaalisti: 0 kpl

Ajattelin tätä yön yli. Artikkelissa on kovat laskelmat miehittämättömien järjestelmien kustannustehokkuudesta. Reilun parin miljardin investoinnilla drooneihin voi tuottaa viholliselle lähes puolen miljoonan miestappiot ja 70 miljardin aineelliset tappiot. Mitä tästä seuraa meille, mietitäänpä.

I made an appointment last week. I said three times in my messages that I will not be in the city before 3pm, as I knew that could be a problem and we could just change the date if so. But it wasn't. Except it's tomorrow and now they called me can we move it up to 2pm as 3pm actually doesn't work.

Ei hitto, ei sais nauraa😅 kun asia oikeasti vakavakin. Muttakun naurattaa. Koronarokotteet siis ihan huijausta koska koronakuolemien käyrä ei vieläkään ole lähtenyt laskuun. Keksittekö kuvasta miksi? 😜 #TeinTieteenItseJaSäästin

My Tokay Gecko has died 😭 Just yesterday I was happy that it wasn't scared of me anymore and wasn't running away when I was near, and now it's no more 😭 Maybe I even drove over it 😭 though I've been going through my security camera recordings and can't see it happening

Prime Minister Péter Magyar inaugural speech: "The psyche of the whole country was poisoned by politics that was artificially inciting hatred. The Hungarian state is not allowed to do anything like this ever again... This era is, once and for all, finished."

Huh

I like how Million Dollar Secret e01 keeps hyping up how big of an advantage the current holder of money has and others "have to stop them before they get too powerful".. Then e02 the current holder selects their next advantage -> to give away the money and the claimed "advantage"

what i want to know is if they understand their own bigotry and hatred and stupidity was weaponized against them to get them to vote for trump, without that its all completely meaningless and will happen again

"In Guyang-ri, a farming village of 70 households south-east of Seoul, people gather for communal free lunches six days a week. The meals are funded by the village’s one-megawatt solar installation, which generates roughly $6,800 in net profit each month." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

🔥🇺🇦The 11th Separate Army Aviation Brigade "Kherson" demonstrated how the crew of a Yak-52 light aircraft destroys Russian Shahed/Geran drones.

Mindblowing. The scale at which China does infrastructure and industrial strategy defies comparison. The world has never seen anything like it before.

It rains! Second time since November or something. Was 38C and now down to nice cool 34C aahhh

Damn he forgot to answer the question, his mind must be fully focused on his cases.. Of beer

”Suomi ja koko maailma ovat sysänneet to do -listan loppupäähän asian, jonka pitäisi olla kärjessä. Meitä uhkaa vielä sotia ja valtionvelkaa hirvittävämpi onnettomuus.” Seura: Keski-ikäisen kansalaisen mitta tuli täyteen. Hän kertoo, mikä kaikki nykymaailmassa raivostuttaa.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" - The Art of War "LOLOLOL they're making a stupid mistake! Plz stop! Or I'll make you stop!" - The Art of the Deal

Shout out to @majorleaguebalatro.bsky.social , I've been a bit sick and watched a few games, seems like a fun tournament and great production. Quarterfinals start today!

Ok, this contrast between the Goldman Sachs projections for oil flows and the actual oil flows out of Hormuz are hilarious. But also it really is remarkable how disconnected the current futures markets remain from, like, the actual 1-2 month future.

We're living through the doom loop once again.

Is your house dirty? Have trouble cleaning it up? LPT: Just hire a cleaner to come 8:30am on Mondays, and you'll be up and cleaning 6am every Monday morning!

So when he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, you were cool with that? When he made fun of a handicapped reporter, you were cool with that? When he had a mob attack the capital to steal the election, you were cool with that? But now gas is expensive so you regret your vote? Yeah?

I was in a 2 hour briefing today on the Iran War. All the briefings are closed, because Trump can't defend this war in public. I obviously can't disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are. 1/ Here's what I can share:

"Naton Euroopan-joukkojen ex-varakomentaja luonnehti Yhdysvaltain sotajohtoa: – Meidän ei pitäisi millään tavalla olla läheisissä tekemisissä amerikkalaisten kanssa, heitä johtaa pari kiihkoilevaa kaistapäätä, kuten Trump ja Hegseth" www.iltalehti.fi/ulkomaat/a/2...

These ghouls act like they've discovered some novel secret: "Hey, guys, GUYS! Did you know that we can just kill people whenever we want?" Yes, you absolute idiot, that's ALWAYS been true. We just chose not to, for good and self-interested reasons which the entire world is about to learn yet again.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

We are living in a time of absolute, utter madness...and too many people are unwilling to acknowledge it. My latest. open.substack.com/pub/davidrot...

5.4 was horrible for agentic programming Just want to say it as I saw opposite opinions and for me with opencode it wasn't a tight race at all against 5.3-codex..

the bombings will continue until peace improves

The fake news will say I said what I said in the previous sentence.

Naurattaa kyllä vähän, kun 40-luvulla köyhä sodan runtelema maatalousvaltainen liki kehitysmaa onnistui päättämään ilmaisesta lounaasta kansakouluihin, mutta vuonna 2026 aamupala olisi kommunismia, johon ei vaan riitä rahkeet.

The El Paso story is a perfect little slice of Trumpism. You take the combined incompetence of our Dep'ts of Transportation, Defense & Homeland Security and create a major public safety risk, shut down a major airport, alarm our neighbors that we are about attack them & shoot down a party balloon.

Great thread