Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

Basically a transcription.

William Peter Blatty: OMG guys!!! the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!!!! Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!!!!! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Barker:

I didn't think they could top the Lego F1 car drivers parade, but they have managed it. I love this so much.

the finale 🫡

This dude in a military uniform singing YMCA is genuinely surreal.

the nonstop grand finale fireworks display against the serviceman singing the 70s gay blowjob anthem with the vineyard vines broccoli children clapping all along is significant somehow

Oh god, it sounds like a war is starting outside and we are like ten miles away from the Mall.

I came here to see 350,000 explosions back to back as a celebration of my country. Can we please get on with it?

With ALT because I need y’all to read every word of this holy shit

Wishing a very "get heat stroke and expire" to the Patriot Front assholes marching around DC today.

The Great American State Fair is closed after the audience of three attendees burst into flames from the heat. The fake ass arch was then struck by the same lightning bolt that blew up Touchdown Jesus on I-75. The stage also collapsed during a Christian-themed performance of CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL.

Oooooooh! Streaming through July 9.

It's not *just* America's Ass anymore.

We’re all aware that a whole lot of people of aren’t exactly feeling America’s 250th. What’s actually *amazing* is how thoroughly you have to fuck up to make Americans look at an excuse to get drunk, eat garbage, blow stuff up, & praise ourselves & go: you know what nah

If you look closely, you can see An Antifa Nogoodnik scampering away, chuckling. (Or so an indictment will suggest in a week.)

There’s nothing I like better than a boring “grind the math” article and this one is great and oh sweet Lord this is going to be hell on earth.

The heat index is 121 degrees here right now, and I would absolutely love to be hanging out with Cupcake and living my best life.

ALEX OVECHKIN IS BACK! The Washington Capitals announced that Ovechkin signed a one-year contract for the 2026-27 season, deciding against ending his legendary NHL career.

I can't believe there's only one work with this tag on AO3 so far.

I believe this would fix me. obviousplant.com/products/the...

I don't have any of this work that needs doing, but maybe you do, or someone you know does?

There's no backwards compatibility anymore

also in case you have missed the excellent memes about this in the replies: yes, the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith did in fact used to be called the Inquisition you may be familiar with their earlier work

OH SHIT DUDES THE VATICAN HAS WEIGHED IN AND THEY ARE BIG MAD 🔥🔥🔥

What a terrible day to be literate. Yeah, that's quite enough internet for today, I think.

Are you there, God?

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I miss Bryz. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImyZ...

Boeing airplane is trending, and not for the usual reasons, unfortunately.

Crooked Beat just announced they're reopening in a new spot, so we'll go from temporarily zero record stores to two record stores within about 130 feet of each other? Nice. www.alexandriabrief.com/new-record-s...

Got my account ready to go.

I am low-key obsessed with this pair of Chinese designers, in no small part because the model guy is SERVING.

GRR Martin: what's all this now? JRR Tolkien: larry correia says you ruined epic fantasy Martin: ha ha yeah probably Martin: who's larry correia Tolkien: oh you know, the sad puppy guy

Martin: wait aren't you the guy that got owned by chuck tingle Correia: [sputtering] i i i Correia: NO Correia: chuck tingle did not own me! Martin: yeah i'm pretty sure he did Martin: now that was some classy shit

Gotta wash it down with the sparkling fruit-flavored bone broth.

The most terrifying of hydration breaks.

sadillac

This race is fire. Literally.

History tells me this is going to immediately go out of my budget. I will continue to dream though.

😍

Dr. Pepper is the GOONIES of sodas. Is frothy and silly and full of enough syrup to make you nauseous and also it isn't worth the experience and also it's horrible and James Brolin is in it.

*runs up, out of breath* Am I too late for the shrimp discourse??

I just watched a video of someone trying circus peanut-infused Malört, and if you think Malört Face is entertaining on its own, the addition of circus peanuts definitely takes it up a notch. www.instagram.com/p/DZnrk9yv8xB/

"'Nobody’s laughing at us anymore,' said the man filling in for Milli Vanilli."

between this and @clairewillett.bsky.social roasting JD Vance's Catholicism, it's gonna be a hot auction year for brilliant people taking down men who are not as smart as they think they are

Queueing up my next embroidery project.

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