This is fine.

well at least the game is almost ov…the third inning???

I am running immediately over to AO3 to start this fic. Daaaaamn.

Me, coming back downstairs and hearing WXRT playing a big chunk of "So" in the other room: "Oh god, Peter Gabriel didn't die, did he?" The husband: "No, it's the 40th anniversary of this album's release." Me, channeling my inner Jane: "I don't accept it."

baseball discourse on bluesky dot app today

If anybody tries to get this precious baby to be named Capy McCapface, I will personally fly around the globe and beat each and every one of them.

Hey gang, I know that the nature of the internet means this is already old news. BUT. Iron Circus as a company (& I as a person) have been chatting with Kickstarter and their CEO, Everette. (You might remember I returned to KS after Everette had an in-person meeting w/me in Chicago.) So: Update.

I'm heartbroken to hear that Tom Kane has passed away today. He voiced so many iconic characters for animated shows like Powerpuff Girls, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, numerous Star Wars cartoons, and more and really made a mark on the shows he worked on. I'll miss him.

May 18, 1980 | 8:32 a.m. The ground shudders. A M5.1 quake hits beneath Mount St. Helens. Weakened critically, the north face bulge collapses outward. Within seconds, a pyroclastic density surge bursts through the disintegrating slope. The clock strikes zero.

Which tangentially reminds me I have last week's podcast episode of The Gentleman from Hell still waiting for me.

The Montreal Victoire find themselves with a stranglehold, while the Ottawa Charge find themselves in a very big hole following Montreal's Game 2 overtime win. thehockeynews.com/womens/pwhl/... #PWHL

when ur owner says theres food in ur bowl but u can still see the bottom of the bowl get the sticker: mcapriglione.art

The finding out has begun.

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Funny things still happen over at the bad place This guy put a prompt in his LinkedIn and now AI recruiters are writing him in Old English and calling him "my lord"

This is the correct answer though.

Superman, Batman, Harley Quinn, Black Canary, Catwoman, Plastic Man

I watched game one of the Walter Cup finals between Ottowa and Montreal last night instead of an NHL game, and it involved an overtime-forcing goal at 2 seconds left in the third and a GWG off Abby Roque's FACE and honestly was probably a way more fun choice. (As a Victoire fan, at least.)

Torts being a dick? Who could've imagined?

This is exactly what I didn't know my Friday needed: tap dancing to Slayer. www.instagram.com/reel/DYNCWy0...

I’ll do you one better: we’ll tear it down with volunteer labor.

IT WORKS! We have zork on ATProto now.My bot stores no state on its server - the entire gamestate is serialized into a blob inside each of the bot's replies and stored in the PDS. Whole thing runs from a laptop, game engine is a pure reduce function. No jetstream, no open ports, reads from appview

This is Natty. He's the first official team dog for the Washington Nationals. He makes his big-league debut on Friday and will learn basic skills and socialization with the team before he goes on to formal service dog training with Canine Companions. 13/10

Oh look, Vindman. I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.

Pretty sure I saw the land cloud in a backpack on The Dogist.

"DAD! STOP AUTOGRAPHING YOUR BOOKS. WHEN THE HUMANS SEE YOUR TRUE NAME IT UNMAKES CREATION!"

(A shrinkwrapped copy of The Holy Bible, with a sticker on it reading "Signed Copy".)

I finished up "All Hail Chaos" this morning and I loved it as much as I loved the first book and now I'm off to push copies of them both on all my friends. "I saw the red flags and I said red's my favorite colour." Girl, same.

You do not know how much willpower it took for me, a charter member of the Bad Decisions Book Club, to not open up "All Hail Chaos" when it showed up in my ereader last night at midnight and to not call out today to spend the whole day reading. Stupid sleep and stupid job ruining all my fun.

It really is somewhere in between hilarious and deeply (if not at all surprisingly) embarrassing that book publishers still haven’t figured out that Bluesky is The Premiere Social Media Platform for People Who Actually Buy Lots of Books.

THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, I WON A WEBBY AWARD. Here's my 5-word speech. #webbys

There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?

"I don't like guacamole." - magnificent, no response required. "I don't like guacamole because of the mayonnaise" - ok I definitely need to say SOMETHING "Maybe I'd like guacamole better if there weren't any beans in it" - ok now I just regret being a part of this conversation

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Jesus Fucking Christ.

I will pay an editorial cartoonist to create this for The Handbasket. email/msg on signal if interested.

Can you guess which ones are the Mt Dew pickles?

Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

I love his titles as much as I love the art. www.artstation.com/artwork/J9bL6A

Icy Veins is hiring. I know nothing other than what's in the post; I'm a site user, not an employee. www.icy-veins.com/jobs-news-wr...

Timeline cleanse

This may be the funniest thing I've seen about the impending Odyssey so far.

You know the rule.

No, absolutely nobody said...

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yeah dawg when you have to start arresting people because they are better at posting than you, you are cooked

I think about this comic all the time.

Fucking genius, is what that is.