It's illegal, and therefore a crime, and therefore grounds for impeachment, but Mike Johnson has effectively disolved Congress in support of a mad king

Because prop 50 is going to pass but they're going to try messing the vote count (or otherwise call the count into question so they can try to overturn it) if you haven't realized that by now

"crime-ridden hellhole that needs The US military to invade it in order to save it from itself" < wealthy donors kicking the orange motherfuhrer a bribe

A 6 year old would be able to easily work out the answer to this quandry

Updating my LEGO White House

Yet another one of the many problems with every newspaper in America being bought out by corporations with other financial interests that need protecting We need to support independent media that has no corporate masters, no liabilities to protect, and nothing to lose

There is a reason that they don’t have scenes of Leia Organa on late night talk shows pitching her book “The Emperor’s Gone Too Far This Time.”

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“If you’re angry about THIS, but not about THAT—“ Bro I’m gonna have to stop you there, I am angry about so many things all of the time, I have never in my life been angry about just one thing at a time, my capacity for “things to be angry about” is as wide and as deep as the sea

The White House didn't even get this f*cked up by those ID4 aliens

(Civil War breaks out) Fuck this, I’m starting a pretzel company

[Exit King.]

Alex Jones finally gets his false flag/ crisis actors

Stephen Miller wants the population of the US to be reduced to 100M people (and probably all white)

I think it needs to be said louder so that the military personnel who are pulling the triggers are made aware of it, but this is most likely an illegal order and war crime level stuff they're being asked to do (and will have no pardon protection like Eddie Gallagher got once Trump is gone)

"Abolish ICE" will be the normie voter position by the 2028 election if not the 2026 midterms and the first Dem candidates who embrace that are gonna have a massive head start in the primaries

Many migrants who agreed to self-deport for a flight and bonus promised by DHS never received tickets or payment, ProPublica found. One Venezuelan mother, whose partner was detained, waited months after giving up her home and pulling her kids from school—only to sink deeper into poverty.

My mom blasts the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences for not awarding me an Oscar

"if you don't think circumcision causes autism, you tell me why Dustin Hoffman was so convincing in Rain Man"

Whaddya mean this church doesn't have free Wi-Fi? What am I supposed to do for the next hour?

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

I was today years old when I learned that Spielberg wanted to do a Bond movie, he asked Cubby Broccoli after Jaws and again after Close Encounters but was turned down because they didn't think he'd be a good fit. That timeline means he either would have directed The Spy Who Loved Me or Moonraker

Captain Bone Spurs says the US lost Vietnam because it was too politically correct. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...

For a guy who signs everything in Sharpie you'd think he could see what's coming

Remember when it was a national scandal on the right that the White House pushed to take down a few tweets?

In obviously unrelated news, Google-owned YouTube recently agreed to pay $24.5 million to settle a frivolous Trump lawsuit about the platform booting him after January 6. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

Just gonna keep tapping the sign* *𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦

First 2028 Dem candidate who says they'll abolish ICE is going to jump out way ahead in the primaries

Promising some sci-fi medical tech that doesn't exist is the ultimate evolution of "We'll be releasing that in 2 weeks"

Expand the court to 13, institute term limits, only way to fix this disaster

"support for law enforcement " is not a foundational American principle. If you consider that police in a modern sense didn't exist before the mid 19th century and the Red Coats were the only formal government agency, a more foundational American principle is probably "F-ck the police"

You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email

Can't wait to see this torn down starting January 20 2029

is this not just kidnapping?

Miller looks like Goebbels and I think he needs to be put on trial like Goebbels when this regime falls

Posting it publicly is intentional bullying. He's telling right wing media to start attacking Bondi for not doing what he says, and he's also giving her a public ultimatum. Indict Letitia James, or else be branded a mutineer disobeying a direct order from the king and be cast out

Every now and then I pop over to Threads and holy crap it's as bad as Twitter

i'm tired of hearing about Charlie Kirk and i bet a lot of regular people are getting tired of hearing about him too

Someone has made an edit to the Wikipedia entry for the FCC

Every pundit who took at face value the idea that the Right sincerely cares about free speech, or ideological diversity, or in fact has any principles at all, should be wearing a dunce cap and writing a lengthy mea culpa right now. Not for our catharsis but for public awareness at least

A lot of people online giving their remembrances for Robert Redford by saying that "Sneakers" is one of their favorite Redford films, and it's one of my personal faves as well. I would also like to recommend "The Hot Rock" which is a delightfully fun caper that a lot of you probably haven't seen yet

Do this to a SAG member and not only will you have the civil rights violation lawsuit, but you'll also have the union on your ass demanding residuals

How Did This Get Made NPR Planet Money The Business No Such Thing As A Fish Says You I like movies, word play, interesting facts, and economics?

Hire her brother's law firm to defend you and the DoJ will drop the case

"Unless of course they said something negative about Charlie Kirk online, in which case they will be blacklisted from entering the USA forever"