This nigga is a grey cloud fr

Idk who needs to hear this but it’s a basket, not a cart! Idc idc idc!!

Monaleo be clearing every time

Lit bitch, I can get you touched in an instance

That part never gets old to me lmao idc how much I say it or see it

GOTDAMMIT, STANLEY!!! Is my favorite thing to say when I want somebody to stfu talking to me 😭

lol

Good morning. Good day. Good everything.

The fake intimacy men produce for you to let your guard down is disgusting

Some of these niggas is bitches too and some of these niggas look just like you!

when i say some people are meant to be mothers this what i mean.

doing gay shit in a ski mask doesn’t make you any less gay btw

Snoring is an automatic turn off. & I’m not talking about cute little snore every now and then either.

Bout time trash ass mfers

Stone Cold Steve Austin’s intro but it’s me with 2 cans of Peach flavored Clearly Canadians

one time when I was in the 6th grade the moon was so gotdamn close it looked like we could drive into it. when I went to school the next day, I asked my science teacher why and that mfer acted like he had no idea what I was talking about

O, O, O, O’Reilly’s…

If you’re still a Barb atp, you’re a weirdo. That lady is not okay, and the music ain’t even been good enough to stan anymore

If we just had a 1 on 1, why we doing it again 10 days later ? 🫠 tf your bored ass want ?!?!?!!

Ewww what a weirdo bitch

I miss my man!! I don’t have one yet but I’m just practicing

A grown Black woman calling an innocent little Black girl a roach and a monkey. What exactly are her redeemable qualities? Why is anyone on here even suggesting she get in the booth? You’re still a fan?

Someone said this was JT tryna insert herself 😭😭😭

May

leftover tuscan chicken ingredients = chicken caesar pasta salad! 🥗

I just wanna fckkkkk

when people are bored and unfulfilled in their personal lives, they are literal shit stains at work!

I fucking hate the people I work with.

So … Toni can slide Joan’s ex and think nothing of it, but Joan (the attorney btw) didn’t jump in a street fight she tried to deescalate and big wig wants to throw a tantrum? Oh please

Something to brighten the rest of your night 😍

I want some amazing sex from a man that loves me downnnn . That’s where I’m at with right now.

AND I BE YELLIN OUT GANG GANG DO U GANG BANG? I BE OUTSIDE WITH MY GANG GANG

I hate reenactments, they remind me of infomercials 😖

Being harassed by a person who hates the fact that they are obsessed with your life is exhausting.

I’m watching Hamilton

If you can, put it in airplane mode.

I HATE WHEN PEOOLE HIT ME UP RANDOMLY WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I WANNA HEAR FROM YOU

What’s a kind yet assertive way to tell a friend to stop talking to you about their toxic relationship

this is my mood more often than not

the reason why you've never seen a president do "this" before ... is because it's illegal

Started out as a smoke sesh playlist, but I kept adding to it over time. Now it’s the kind of playlist I can shuffle first thing in the morning and let it play all day.

Definitely did.

I was just about to go get blunts now it’s storming all of a sudden

I want to get some braces soon.

Hi

“Harriet Tubman was like, ‘Bitch, you too late! Like, me and my people already here!’” 😂😂😂

Mail-in voting is safe. Period. Trump and Republicans know it. But they also know winning fair and square doesn’t look likely with their horrible policies and broken “promises.” That’s why they’re hell-bent on gutting voting rights. When you can’t win fair, you cheat.