Donna Reed, crossing her arms and pursing her lips into a wry smile, looks down into the Bedford River

Buying someone else a present every day until it makes me feel better, Day 4 12 upvotes 1 comment 2 lizard head awards

Happy Birthday to Sammy Davis Jr who was truly more talented than everyone else in the Rat Pack.

Alright December, you can slow yourself a little

The Lakers have the chance to to the funniest thing of all time

(impossible but) Little Drummer Boy / All I Want for Christmas Is You

Vaderposting

"Would Columbo out you if he figured out you were an egg?" longest thread in NBC Mystery Movie fan forum history, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate

truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind

One thing I didn’t expect is how old it would make me feel to hear the empire records soundtrack on the PA at Whole Foods

When you wrap something this smoothly, you DO regard it with an absurd level of smugness. This is absolute truth in advertising

Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself

Music —> publishing —> music again (whoopsie) —> communications. Atp it’s just a race against time, I have no other aptitudes

When I first started working from home, a ring light was recommended to me, so I bought one. When I turned it on I couldn’t believe everyone just seared their retinas like that for 8+ hours a day

I don't think they should make basketball courts appealing only to people on psychedelics.

mamdani: i miss the old kanye

CLOSE ENOUGH! WELCOME BACK SPY VS SPY!

New Study Finds No Long-Term Health Benefits — theonion.com/new-study-fi...

Something that I'm missing from most current media is enjoyability. So much feels like homework, even stuff with low aspirations.

math textbook covers for some reason:

Top 5 movie genres: - actors playing other actors - water - black people know better - nothing much happens (working class) - lord of the rings extended editions

I recognized the boat immediately before reading the caption

thrilled to report that if Pope Leo is ever canonized as a saint, his jerseys will indeed become second-degree relics, and I unironically hope I live to see this

It's hilarious to me that someone from that family would offer to "take a bullet" for someone else. Like, does that mean more or less than it would coming from a normal person?

Morning Kitten

trying to make this bluesky thing work again

My friends and I skipped school to hang around the red carpet for this, and we ended up getting into the premiere (and got with t-shirts with our line position!) To this day, one of the top decisions I have ever made

The ham sandwich that guy threw

The opulence of this salon in an episode of Colombo is something we need to bring back! I’m tired of every establishment I walk into having the “empty warehouse” aesthetic

My dog Rosalind Franklin (Lindy) has received proper credit for every discovery (including, in 2023, six kittens, of which Oscar—also pictured—is one)

Earlier tonight an MSNBC reporter set up in Torrance near a line to vote said, “it’s amazing how intuitively they understand this redistricting ballot measure” and hey so fuck you too buddy

I’ve loved sharks since I was a little kid, and sharks being everywhere now is both sort of great and a LITTLE weird, like maybe this is how 90s comic books fans felt

Ah, 5:33. Or as it was known a few weeks ago, 9:47pm

mmmm if not bedtime, why dark outside?

The social contract is broken in a lot of big, bad ways, sure. But it’s the smaller betrayals that kind of sting more? Like how everyone’s given up on aesthetics and it’s just motion smoothing and AI slop from all corners www.404media.co/ai-generated...

what's turning me into the joker today is that taylor swift wrote one line about "friendship bracelets", which are made of low-impact thread, and for the following three years landfills have been flooded with the macroplastics of kandi bracelet beads

It only took 21 years and two failed on-sales followed by one spate of panic over-buying, but I finally saw these kids again 🦊

California lfg #YesOn50

Haven't been this aggrieved to hear about new variants since the Biden administration

It’s time

they're in Baldwin Hills?? Ugh this place is so unbelievably cooked

The Long Walk has the juice, folks boxd.it/mic8

Time to return to the classics

Ray called a seagull a pigeon (never happened before) and then I called that same seagull a pigeon (never happened before) and now I’m wondering if we’ve both been incepted with Tim Meadows’s bird blindness from Peacemaker

No I don't want an AI summary of the two sentence email I'm about to read No I don't want an AI recap of the three messages sent in work chat overnight No I don't want an AI checklist of my next steps following the meeting I was just in

Perfect inaugural bookmark

This summer my cat had a birthday, and Chewy sent her a card saying she was “14 and fur-bulous” 😭