So…Robert Duvall just died.

Everyone gets mad at me when I wake up early on the weekend and ride my sandworm through town. It’s noisy they say. Wakes people up. People’s dogs keep “disappearing.” But it’s my worm! I don’t even take it out of the garage on the weekdays.

Still buzzing from last night’s Dunkin Egg god damn

jimmy stewart as soon as grace kelly goes across the street and becomes part of the investigation

tonight, brutal framemogging by a man known only, as clavicular

Does this site know about “OUT OF MY WAY YOU FAT PIGS” yet

Thought this was David Fincher

Bluesky exclusive: Last 4 Watched, you know the drill

Feeling like the white Dr. Ian Kelson (getting really into Duran Duran)

At least we have whiskey Friday to look forward to-oh god damn it

Even as someone who’s a bit of a hater on GDT I’ve been flabbergasted at just how bad his movies post-Oscar win have been. The three worst films of his career easily, all turgid slogs and the two live actions just hideous to look at.

This week’s The Chair Company has a real “oh my god Tim and Zach are doing this with zero parental supervision” closing scene.

Feeling like the white Zoltan Von Kiss.

“Oh, dear,” Pips making with an eyebrow, “do you really not know? ‘Normal’? Things will never go back to the way they were, it’ll all just keep getting more, what the Chinese call, ‘interesting.’”

Unfortunately my book club has both “Ingram” and “What’s With Baum” coming up on the docket. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Loved this bit in Shadow Ticket.

Bill, Lowe, and House all went OVER on the Hawks?????

How it feels to log on here when Twitter is down

Lee corso getting ready for his final season:

Loling at the idea of Rodgers and Pickens in the same locker room

My Monday face. 😝 Have a great week frens!❤️🐾 #CatsOfBluesky

Titan Submersible Returns "We were following a crab" Says Stockton Rush

Still have 3 or 4 movies to see but…it has been a VERY good year for Luca

Twelve Monkeys: probably my favorite movie at some point. Still holds the FUCK up! God Willis.

the entire NYPD for the next 3 weeks:

We used to listen to a classic country station at work that had a daily trading post where old people would list dumb shit for way too much money, someone kept offering an “inflatable green monster” and my foreman would get so mad and yell at the radio “It’s the Grinch you fucking dumbass”

I do agree that Here is a bigger success if it was released 20 years ago, but I also don’t think the Zemeckis of 20 years ago makes that movie. There’s a bitterness and perspective there that I don’t think was at the forefront of his mind back then.

“Loved you in Wall Street!”

At a certain point one has to conclude that Clouseau and Cato’s relationship is psychosexual in nature.

I could be Inspector Clouseau.

It is Literally the Panthers and yet even considering that, the Chiefs offense looks more awake and locked in than they have all year. Increasingly convinced the Golden Path was just letting them go undefeated in the regular season, looking shitty, and never feeling like they had to adjust. Pity.

This is just the average suburbanite imo lol

a woman of color (green)

Let Brutus play one snap

Dr. Leung

Shut up Bing, that's your answer to everything!!

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Welcome back, Don Rickles

please don't call it goon sauce

10/10 album

I know she bites the air like a dog when she sees a sale on Cookie Monster pajamas coming

If you have any tension about the election results, the future, your family, your life in general, there is now a universally approved target to take it out on

10/10 album

Forcing the gimp locked in my basement to watch this on repeat