Dave Grohl had a whole ass baby

james comey's skull on display at UFC freedom 250

People over here saw the Woody Allen AirBnB in Spain, right?

THANK YOU CHEF SILVER

Oooooh wee

I’d written off the Onion’s efforts to buy it as kind of a useless hashtag resistlib thing but Tim Heidecker having control of InfoWars is bringing me back onboard.

fans of teams in the 9/10 play-in game tend to speak in euthanasia tones

Had Dom Smith game winner and Coby White game tier on the two screens and felt like this

I’ve been laughing at elderly ass Walt Weiss flying into the middle of a brawl like prime Patrick Willis for 15 minutes

How’s the weather down there, fellas

Bill Maher Kennedy Center Honors is gonna feel like an On Cinema episode, I might have to tune in.

CUH CAWW BITCHES

Fat Russell Crowe STUNS in completely seated performance as Hermann Göring.

Sounds like the Kennedy Center is getting a bit…Random. 😏😏😏

Rewatched No Country For Old Men. I know he ends up dipping too far into self pity and that’s why his brother tears him a new one blah blah blah but when TLJ says he spent his whole life expecting god to show up and then He never did…the realest thing ever said in a movie?

BRYCE HARPER WITH THE SWING OF HIS LIFE

sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war

Rewatching The Wild Bunch (1969). Obviously Nick Miller and I are the Ernest Borgnine and William Holden of everyone still on Twitter. Which one of you over here is our Robert Ryan?

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

Lou Ford…Lu Dort…makes you think

I think I’m ready to concede that she was not

Smiling Friends news legit ruined my whole week what the FUCK

Mark Carney

LANE PRYCE IN THE NEW SCORSESE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Imagine if it was John Oliver.

Watching Desert Hearts…had zero idea I would be greeted with Hank Kingsley in a bolo tie.

Nuggets could use a Michael Porter Jr type player to pair with Jokic out there.

Sean Pennistas are our haters officially our waiters?? 💅💅💅

please don't gag on it babe, that scares me

I’m actually stunned no one has said Atlantic City yet. (Highway Patrolman is my favorite)

We used AI to recreate a version of The Straight Story that stars Moe Howard.

how this make you feel white boy

Binford Tools is proud to present our salute *fanfare* to Robert Duvall.

Not naming names, but Woody’s looking like some of y’all in that Toy Story trailer…

You guys saw the RFK/Kid Rock jeans in sauna thing, right? Is this site up to date on the cabinet’s feral boy?

yea look babe i don’t wanna go on a rant here but i haven’t seen someone stumble this bad in Munich since Neville Chamberlain gave away the Sudentenland okay chachi

So…Robert Duvall just died.

Everyone gets mad at me when I wake up early on the weekend and ride my sandworm through town. It’s noisy they say. Wakes people up. People’s dogs keep “disappearing.” But it’s my worm! I don’t even take it out of the garage on the weekdays.

Still buzzing from last night’s Dunkin Egg god damn

jimmy stewart as soon as grace kelly goes across the street and becomes part of the investigation