I came across a Reddit thread from like January about how Sandman is a big ripoff of Moore’s Swamp Thing and all the replies are like “sadly, nothing is like sandman, stop your bargaining.” But I do just want to confirm for that guy that Sandman is kind of just a big rip off of Swamp Thing

every 3 months r/livestreamfails discovers that a streamer does basic EQing on their mic and acts like they've been caught doping for the tour de france

The response to that one post about fandom really demonstrates how many people genuinely, to their bones, think being a fan of something automatically includes you in a fandom community. That’s fucked up, man. It’s brought us to the balkanization of counterculture.

Early offseason made the Mets subreddit punch drunk

Hearing a lot of talk about how AC Shadows has too much foliage and tree coverage, and the mountains are too tall. Wrong. Thats the coolest thing about the game and a major reason why it has a much more visually impressive world than ghost of yotei

everyone keeps saying that the opening part of one battle after another takes place in 2008-9 but is that really true? When perfidia gets arrested all those guys are taking selfies with like iphone 15s.

each moment in time is separated by a thin veil, and souls can move freely across the barrier to be reborn. welcome back sir

Still can’t get over this shot youtu.be/kR5Ki6jjPaY

no idea if the movie is any good but it was so funny reading all those reviews of Frankenstein where they gear up to complain about how it's such a strange, subversive take on the story and then proceed to explain the plot of the novel Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.

one battle after another may be the first ever movie to make me want to move to california

We have to flip the script. Semen is poison. It’s a neurotoxin and if you leave it to fester inside you, you will be dumber, more depressed, brain fog, etc. Also it absorbs macronutrients and interferes with your workout gains. The only way to fix your life is to jerk off six times a day

look i got zero idea what's gonna happen but i do know that I would be freaking the fuck out if the military gave me that kind of reception

it's a tried and true strategy for a leader to secure control of the military establishment by walking on stage and saying that you hate them and they're fat

I feel like backing into parking spots is like the ultimate dumb guy’s idea of a smart thing to do

I hate the fucking Mets

Silent Hill Fuck

BILLS? You're trying to be the mayor of New York City and you're talking about the Buffalo Bills??????????

Video game podcasts need to stop referencing spoilers without discussing them. If you bring something up, throw up a warning and just fucking talk about it. Bombcast does this, NXL does this, Side Story does this. Drives me nuts. Just say what you’re talking about!!

Whenever someone replaces phrases like “I learned to cook” with “I started my cooking journey” I get really worried they’ve been like covertly sedated or something. It’s scary as hell, people talking like that

Reading about baseballs like “their PGP is .2 below the mean. Their BRS is 5.305. No one uses PGP now, it’s all about BORL, and theirs is 300k. BORL is dead, BRS is back. Actually if you combine those two stats you get TRMFQ and that’s the best stat. Mets lose 5-3 against Nats

Lmfao

NOT HELSLEY MAN

Fire Jose Siri into the goddamn sun

The Mets: bad at the game “baseball”

Just found out that the David Fincher Cliff Booth movie takes place in 1977 uh oh.

Just checked it out and I would not recommend Spinal Tap. Really unpleasant procedure

There’s one fight in Silksong with so many adds, screen effects, and visual noise that it’s basically impossible to even tell what’s going on and I honestly think it’s fucking embarrassing that it made it past testing. You can’t even pick something to focus on because the screen’s turned to mud.

Daaa mets

i'm just not having fun with silksong, man.

Love when a doctor gives a warning about a potential side effect of an upcoming procedure that doesn’t sound so bad but then offers an explanation of why it happens that’s like super disturbing.

This Greene guy is scary as hell. Don’t like this

I like tough games but Silksong feels badly tuned, honestly. That’s my first impression at least.

Alan Moore’s scripts are so funny. Like if I was an artist and he sent me that stuff I’d be like Jesus why don’t you just fucking draw it yourself

looking great dude!

Would be so funny if it happens on live tv

listening to doughboys... straight up did not know that samoa joe was funny like that...

regret to inform that umamusume champions meeting is a fun time at the video games theater

When you look at your feet and your arms and legs tingle:

So, doc, you no longer think I have spinal stenosis. What do you think it is? My doctor:

there should be a game where you build a character over a roguelike-ish campaign where the stats are governed by cards you choose, and then use those built characters in passive pvp matches. and you get the cards with gacha pulls. and it costs 20 dollars and there's no microtransactions.

yeah man i love shit thats ambient

the thing is, they were supposed to be

think it's rad that they took that one little bit from the fanfare at the end of the superman theme and turned it into the love theme. its kind of the most annoying part of the original superman theme and they did like a post-rock pass on it and now it could make you cry. anyway

One of the horse girls in uma musume should be really into sailing and be constantly talking about going to see the watery part of the world. Is there a Japanese horse like that

CEO of Oreo Cookies: the oreo cookie is as important as oxygen

I'm screwed man. I've saved up three 15-pulls for tomorrow's support card banner in uma musume. im not this guy!!

This is the first thing to actually 100% confirm for me that this guy has dementia

“Donkey Kong Spoiler” is a fake idea. First off donkey Kong doesn’t even know he’s on an adventure. Like all monkeys his body is a puppet to survival instincts with no higher brain function

I would say that Death Stranding 2 is more concerned with complicating traditional gender roles than just about any other triple A game I can think of.

Me in the group chat: yet I hollered “keep they keenest eye upon the boats” o’er the din My buddy: was moby dink there