Hey astronauts…welcome to earf

It’s been almost 24 hours since it was revealed that Langdon is a huge Styx fan and I haven’t seen any fan cams with him and Mel set to Babe so how insane can the Pitt fandom really be?

3 years for Jewell Loyd?

Successfully diagnosed the absence seizures at the beginning of the season

Only 4 more games of this 🙏

Got a craving for lunch…

Office parking garage is playing some smooth jazz cover of Lithium by Nirvana??

NBC’s presentation of the NBA has been nice and all but Western conference games still being in the third quarter when it’s 1am on the east coast is criminal.

Basketball ain’t gonna matter on judgment day

Nothing ever happens heads did we just win?

Dan Hurley just fucking exploded

Sir another UConn player just got stuffed at the rim

Filling out a giant stack of apology forms for listening to the new Kanye

Chicago Sky should be folded

Don't care where we go I don't care what we do I don't care pretty baby Just take me with you

Great win for uh-kla

I like to pronounce ucla “uh-kla”

No idea what happened there but I support Dawn

They’re putting Geno down after this game

It’s Uconnnover

Making a bean stew and trying to figure out what it’s missing

Not to get too sentimental on here but seeing this shit low key makes me emotional

Okay let’s try having a Pitt and chill afternoon

Thought tonight was going to be Pitt and chill night but it turns out it’s wait at my mother’s house for them to pick up my stepfather’s dead body and chill night

Saw someone online complaining about how pantry pasta took too many steps and they didn’t consider it a lazy meal. What are we doing here, folks?

[australian guy voice] bondi go bye bye

Patrick Riley do you have any pride left?

It’s a Fish world and we’re living in it.

Please don’t make me point at the “perceived dispositions during oral arguments mean absolutely nothing” sign

ahh yeah here he comes, big d, Donald Trump himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

I was actually thinking of going to the movies for the first time in a long time this weekend but stopped when I saw that apparently that stupid fucking Mario movie is coming out this weekend and it’s taking up most of the screens.

WAIT WHAT HAPPENED TO DUKE I JUST SAW THE SCORE

Professionalism CLE telling me not to send an angry email to opposing counsel

2-0. A “Rockie” cannot beat a fish.

Now that my role model is gone, gone 🏃 He ducked back down the alley 💨 With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl 🦇 👧 All along, along ⏱️ There were incidents and accidents ⚠️💥💥⚠️ There were hints and allegations 👁️👄👁️ ☕️

1-0. Fish Era begins.

There actually isn’t enough tanking in the NBA. More teams should suck on purpose, especially when they play my team.

Awesome now bring back Miami Sol next you cowards

Tiger Woods and his love of crashing his car is one of the great romances right next to Bolsonaro and his love of getting hospitalized.

Thank god it’s Friday

No idea if this or the It Follows sequel is the “for them” part of the one for me/one for them equation to get him out of director’s jail but nevertheless welcome back king

The “Major League Baseball” has made a grievous error in not scheduling my great Miami Marlins on opening day. Mr. Manfred, Fish Nation does not forgive and it certainly does not forget.