Today I will tell you basically none of them. 8 year old me however thought this was an amazing lineup.

Hope Allan Houston dies on the court

Don’t you dare turn into a fucking pumpkin next round Frenchie

Fell asleep listening to the new Boards of Canada (unsure if complimentary or derogatory yet)

Just how hard was MAGA Mitch dialing in those ICE tips?

Cannot explain how freeing it feels when you can watch a movie that is the current subject of intense debate, say “that was fun/alright” and promptly move on with your life.

He said no we oh we no

“disclosure day is Spielberg’s best film in 20 years”

Daryl Morey is going to hell

Melo is bad on TV

Don’t care if they’re right about it being good. Anyone who says the new Bond game is the best one since Goldeneye doesn’t know ball. That’s not even the best Bond game.

Watching Battlestar Galactica. Never watched it when it was the hot thing on TV but always wanted to. Not like I didn’t watch a lot of the Sci-Fi channel either.

Knew that was going in the second he shot it

Ah fuck I thought this was another 8:30 game

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

Trump

Obsession: as delightfully mean as everyone is talking about and yet I felt it could have been meaner?

Haven’t done in a long time so I’m spending the day at da movies. Don’t care what I see. I just want to sit in a dark room and see some moving pictures.

Ngl Spurs soft for getting mad at these fouls

Luke Kornet should be tied down in a strip club clockwork orange style for his crimes

Captain Chaos

Sent an important email but it had a really bad typo in it

Widow’s Bay is very fun but I think it would be best if it’s canceled after one season. There’s no way it’s sustaining this momentum and people will more fondly remember it if it’s cut off before a sophomore season where it’s clear they’ve run out of ideas for haunts.

My daughter bringing me Hop on Pop to read (I’ve already read it 4 times today)

🤞

Thought this was Angine de Poitrine for a second

Ah I see they hid this thing not because it contains damaging information but because it looks like they paid for something that reads like a freshman wrote it.

Castle’s turnovers are negating pretty much everything good he’s done this game

Convinced Silver installed some rim bounce technology to the magnets. I’m see too many shooters touch shots in the playoffs like they’re trying to force more Kawhi/Hali type moments.

This performance in this series is generational. When people talk about the greatest performances ever, they’ll point at him in this series and say that guy was special. Alex Caruso we will always remember you.

I still laugh thinking about the people who unironically called Bay’s Benghazi movie “apolitical”

B2B free basketball? In this economy?

I knew MAGA Mitch was a bad FT shooter I had no idea he was 39% in the playoffs. That’s disgusting.

Hit that bitch harder next time JA

Where’s Bin Laden when you need him

I guess technically that quarter counted as a basketball game

Some tough times out there but I take solace in the fact that Jason Kidd is still the head coach of the Dallas Mavericks.

I’d never heard of Karz4kids or the jingle until last week.

I’m supposed to go to sleep after that???

I remember when Wemby was still a draft prospect everyone was wondering what kind of personality and even worried that he might not be that bought in to the game. It’s so awesome that he turned out to be a true competitive psycho.

THAT WEMBY 3

I can’t believe they’re gifting us more of this game

Alex Caruso