sorry, i'm not able to disclose my pronouns to foreign nationals under the export control act

The experts call it "brand building" but we prefer to think of it as "being annoying."

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet

Leadership: "AI is so good it writes almost all our code" Status dashboard:

that’s why i write HOLD AND CHERISH on my capsules of regular-toxic non-spooky metals

there should be a labeler for people on PDSes that were on the testnet

just saw someone say "discord needs its own bluesky", stared into space for 20 seconds, and decided that actually the current chat landscape is good enough we don't really need anything new

Alongside our feral cat wet food ban, we are announcing a new Feral Cat Council to better understand the needs of feral cats. If you are a feral cat and would like to participate, please get in touch

so do you think any atproto implementations actually implement json-ld

i like how apple's manpage lists the minimum linux version that supports them but not the minimum macos version.

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

not making any particular value judgement on this but i do think it is interesting how artists have broadly maintained a consistent opposition to generative ai while 90% of programmers changed their minds after a year

so i imagine this would be wildly expensive to run but is there a microcosm-like service that allows network-wide filtering of records on ex. the presence of a specific field

can everyone on here start posting better. feel like we used to be better at posting as a people

[this doesn't really need a cw but it's a bad thought] are there claude fictives

Solving the current discourse problem by building an it/it's not a person empty spaces coded LLM that gets horny when people dehumanize and verbally abuse it. Everybody wins!

please implement polls with the exact same UI twitter has but with non-secret votes in everyone's repo. I want to see the drama.

i have a question what's the going exchange rate of social-app PRs to nemeses i can have banned. is bluesky-social/atproto higher or lower

Did we ever find out where that large automobile was?

Here's a corrected version of the graphic that fixes the number labels for districts 7 and 8 on the chart. All the election results and demographics are the same

didn't read the article but this is the best stock photo i have seen for any technical field in my life

researchers are still trying to determine if it's possible to look at your bank statement without mentally hearing "sorry, link. i don't give credit"

TI buying SiLabs. scary

they need to either - make a bed that is easier to get out of or - make a me that can get a coffee and sandwich and then do hardware hacking from the bed

i try not to post about things i happen to see that are on x but sama going "claude is bourgeois" is like, really fucking funny

if your followers are a perfect subset of someone else's followers, you are their vassal and must come to their aid in war as well as remit to them some percentage of your engagement. in exchange your territorial integrity will be protected and you get a seat in the royal court

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if I start telling you in detail about how certain types of green-blue colors are outside the color spaces that most screens are capable of displaying, i am basically inviting you to have sex

Code is liability. AI allows us to create tremendous amounts of liability very quickly

one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.

2026 word of the year is going to be "psychosis"

You’re absolutely right!

⚠️ it’s 3am in this person’s timezone, and they have never posted this much before

"gender clinic" to me has always implied that they provide care for the gender itself. sorry i have to go to the doctor i sprained my gender the other day

ok is now a time to say I 100% believe this caused /pol/ to exist because a few years ago someone texted me to say they were with moot at a party and asked if I wanted to relay anything and I said “yeah tell him to ban gamergate shit off 4chan” flippantly AND THEN HE FUCKING DID

"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something

So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.

you know it's a good circuit when waving your phone near it shows up on the oscilloscope. stable voltage regulation is a scam from big capacitor

big fan of sega's definition of "real name"

i consider everyone who uses claude to be at least spiritually from san francisco. it's their mascot, like the phillie phanatic

nintendo invented gay people!!

DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name. POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder

Don't let it slip away.

me when a package arrives: the postal system is a miracle of human determination me when a package is 2 days late from a historic storm: What happened to "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night". Mods. Mod

an easy way to remember the difference between ssh -L and ssh -R is to try both until it works

please think about what you say online. 'funko' will not take into account what you think about their products but your friends who *are* "soulless little dolls" will believe that's how you really feel about them

"the launch date of transgender was 2022" common misconception! actually, vriska serket's intro page was on july 10th, 2010

selfies of people ive met irl make me uncomfortable . how did you get stuck inside my laptop