very funny how google realized that governments are very good at producing zip files full of CSVs and got just about every US transit agency and many worldwide to do it. then years later decided to want them to also produce REST endpoints returning protobufs, which it turns out they are far worse at

actually its a common misconception but its always safe to turn off your computer. its never safe to turn _on_ your computer. this is because computers are ontologically evil

SCAM ALERT theres a new scam going around where they place a box with a stick on the floor, the idea is that they put something you like underneath the box to lure you in and then they pull the stick with a string, trapping you inside! be careful yall......

so if you're in Europe i'm definitely going to be on the same continent as you for the last week of the year. you should be scared of this

yay got 39c3 tickets (via a friend i refreshed with bad timing lmao). that was stressful

you're telling me this leaf has drip

I come home to my perfectly spherical wife. she does not greet me because her firmware is updating. we are happy.

Our desktop application has binaries available for all 5 platforms: - Windows (x86_64) - Windows (aarch64) - macOS (x86_64) - macOS (aarch64) - Linux (x86_64) Any other platforms aren't real. Please stop asking about them.

The three genders: IRT BMT IND

"moby dick" is how fans shorten the title it's actualy mobile suit richard

The @firefoxdevtools.bsky.social JSON viewer got better in @firefoxnightly.bsky.social : the console offers access to the original json data via `$json`. This allows to easily manipulate the underlying data to get what you want

internet engineering transformation

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

a nyc wealth tax must fund at least one bagel per day for every new yorker

bluesky mods retire bitch

asked this like 6 months ago and didn't get an answer so asking again, does anyone know if there's a way to use a vendor libEGL blob with no wayland support for wayland that has low performance overhead and is at most mildly horrifying (virgl is too slow, a headless compositor and LD_PRELOAD to […]

I am hearing that on his deathbed Andrew Cuomo received the light of democratic socialism and unhesitatingly sang the Internationale. Even now he looks down on Bushwick from the gardens of Astoria. Truly there is no god but DSA, and Zohran is his prophet!

America, tonight you are all New Yorkers, you each get to tell one car that you're walkin' here

Mamdani voted for himself on the Working Families Party line and Sliwa voted for himself on his "Protect Animals" line, which means none of the candidates actually voted Democratic or Republican.

the only songs i've heard from the cuomo live stream are "hooked on a feeling" and "escape" and so i am forced to conclude they put on Guardians of the Galaxy: Awesome Mix Vol. 1

thats nuts

i NEED a copy of this Post cover

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

This is the New York City I know and love and lived in: a place that can rise above the bullshit (except Staten Island)

team fortress 3

Reverse engineering is where you delete the repo

LMAO Mojang renamed `ResourceLocation` to `Identifier`

i owe so many video game designers an apology

the five genders

follows ≠ endorsements likes ≠ endorsements reposts ≠ endorsements replies ≠ endorsements blocks = endorsements

explaining lossless compression to an american

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play? a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

(anyway does anyone have a ccc voucher pleading emoji)

girlmeowing

Bad news, everyone - the creator of Undertale had his account compromised, so he can’t post anything to celebrate the holiday! Google “toby fox halloween hack” to learn more

Infrastructure as Code is great because it allows you to write infrastructure bugs

And I’m listening

Update: nobody has *replied* to my "hey what's going on here" but the *view count* is popping off, which is a good sign that you've managed to trigger one of the "cool" (bizarre, inexplicable) bugs and whoever initially tried to triage it had to send it to the rest of their teams like "uhhhh wtf"

People misinterpret Aesop a lot. The moral of The Town Mouse and The Country Mouse is that the Town Mouse can walk 20 feet to buy a soda whereas the Country Mouse has to lease a 2012 Hyundai Santa Fe and drive to Target every single time.

"Would Asriel coming back from college a trans woman retroactively make Flowey a Vriska" - the greatest thread in the history of Undertale, locked by a moderator after 1,225 pages of heated debate

Spooky!

Au contraire! What is a build system, ultimately, but a series of social relations between people masquerading as a series of social relations between files?

“was the Grink there?” listen, Jeremy, i know you’re not happy that your father and i have separated and i’ve begun seeing someone new, but you have to stop calling him “the Grink”. his name is Richard Grinklestein and he’s a good man, and he’s good to me

Can't fucking deal with this you do ONE LITTLE FORBIDDEN ELDRITCH RESEARCH and BOOM you got an anxiety disorder

>Names minor NPC after the console's processor. >Expresses desire to be violent towards it. What did Miyamoto mean by this?