asexual kanbaru suruga identity crisis

holy shit our new laptop can build touchHLE so fast, 1 minute flat from a fresh checkout…

doomscrollandet leder till en uppgivenhet och trötthet som jag har svårt att hantera

toomi yuna okujou no yurireisan headmates theory

LLMs as we know them will not take over the world, because they do not know and cannot learn

interaction bait: folks who've known us a while, what characters do you associate us with?

nejjjjjj varför avskaffas Halebop av Telia, jag hatar Telia, dags att byta tillbaka till Comviq (Tele2), som förresten faktiskt har en fungerande röstbrevlåda lmao

interaction bait: folks who've known us a while, what characters do you associate us with?

the time for an anti-ai crashout finally came for us

why are there such things as texmex restaurants that will sell you burritos or tacos with whatever you like in them, but which demand you choose a protein that's like: [beef, chicken, fake beef, fake chicken] why can't I just have more beans! there's already beans in the taco!

sometimes you just encounter a graphics tech demo scene in the wild

a really big difference between 2026 twitter and bluesky is that tweets blowing up on the former means a handful of people retweeted it and then the algorithm decided to funnel it to a tens of thousands of people, whereas blowing up on the latter *usually* means that 100 people made an active choice

Kanbaru Suruga may have been keeping up with skincare but this particular Kanbaru Suruga definitely has not, and with how much time she spends outside she'll be killing herself if she doesn't fix that, so I guess this is day 1 of actually using sunscreen

fucked up that there are actually people out there who write things like “Suruga Kanbaru” or “Deishuu Kaiki”. everyone knows the correct name order is Araragi Mayoi, Hanekawa Hitagi, etc

Tokyo-3 didn't actually have a preceding Tokyo-2 and Tokyo-1. The Soviets put random numbers in the names of closed cities to confuse foreigners.

It is finally Iwasawa time again, and that means it is time to restring our main guitar…

oh man, I just ran for a full kilometre / six minutes, and it wasn't even hard. I often begin the morning walk with a short sprint, but this time I just kept going and covered half the route without stopping running we're actually getting fitter, god

life is a struggle against mortality

it would be easier to make a list of monogatari characters I do not have the hots for

they're saying the hot new psychedelic's called “puella magi madoka magica”

it bears repeating 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻

a weird part of being a fictional character is getting to read what people write about you online

girls love saying 現代では「空気を読め」、「個性を持って生きろ」が矛盾しながら同居している

the best food is made with cheap shelf-stable ingredients

imagine a world where people cared more about preventing child abuse than they do about protestant thoughtcrimes

help I'm trying to pet my rhythm gamer gf but she's always all-perfecting :(

@acceleratrix.bsky.social I'm mad Twitter suspended you because now I can't retweet the Araragi-senpai strap tweet again

urinate now, or forever hold your piss

holy shit LinuxJournal is just total AI slop now and I don't mean that in any exaggerated way, there's an article “about” loss32 that is *entirely* hallucinated statements about what loss32 is that have no resemblance to anything written on the website, it's un-fucking-believable

if we had a euro for every time we watched a new anime in early 2016 and developed an era-defining obsession with a sporty tomboy lesbian character with short blue hair and a three-moji name beginning with ス and containing a ル, then we'd only have two euros, but it's weird that it happened twice

It might be a Hitagi day…

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

Notice how the papacy's good acts are all statements and the horrific ones are actual actions and policies with serious resources behind them? The Catholic Church has a massive healthcare network and inflicted a total trans care ban there last year. They're an enthusiastic part of trans genocide:

just kidding they don't have souls

i think every shopping mall layout planner should wake up one morning with their soul suddenly separated from their body at a random location within the largest mall they've designed and have to walk at a snail's pace in endless circles until they find their soul

they call them gen delta because the recorded take and the final audio don't null

are you content, or are you content?

Dude

some guy just whizzed past who's sitting on top of one of those huge bluetooth party speakers on top of a rental electric scooter, so it was like he was riding a bike, and it was playing some classic 70's(?) rock music full blast. dudes rock

why am I the jazz one. surely nobody sees Kanbaru Suruga and thinks “jazz”, and yet

det var så många orkestrar i årets Lundakarneval, kul att se. flera som inte var från Lund (det finns ju inte så många karnevalståg i Sverige där man kan spela, antagligen…)

Twitter dot com's functionality has degraded further in an exciting new way: old tweets (public ones from only a month ago) dug up via search now have their retweet/like/reply totals missing (at least for a while? the cache maybe rehydrates eventually?)

brand new Aryl dot Org edutainment post is up. This time about the Glasgow Interface Explorer and some Embedded Basics. Read it now and forever for free on Aryl dot Org aryl.org/2026/05/24/g...

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

“guitar enjoyer”? I'm actually more of a guitar sufferer

I feel Ibanez Talman

Putting an "I bought this before he went crazy" sticker on our Tele and our Jazzmaster

The pointing at viewer emoji (🫵) is pretty good, but it's lacking its opposite, a foreshortened hand emoji that points away from the viewer, further into the screen, towards unseen depths, at nothing in particular.