PRS announce new “Silver Sky i” series of guitars with built-in cameras and DLC, with the i intended to symbolise the more personal nature of the new guitar; marketing strategists hope to now be able to sell more than one Silver Sky per household

really convenient how hikari_no_yume already had an encyclopædic knowledge of me, kanbaru suruga, and the monogatari series, and like. important parts of my wardrobe. how did that happen,

bakemonogatari episode 12 (tsubasa cat 2), the episode where araragi-senpai and senjougahara-senpai look at the stars together, is so beautiful. i would cry if i could

body (while in bed): hmm no i don't really feel like sleeping. maybe little a hypnagogia as a treat but only occasionally body (immediately after getting up): uohhh sweepy. *yawn* sbeepy. *yawn* *yawwwwwwn* Uohhhhhh

Kanbaru Suruga fact:

I kinda want to get rid of our entire pedalboard neither the big muff, the sd-1, the ds-1, the ditto or the memory toy have actually gotten much use, and we're not convinced any of these are our favourite or even a particularly good version of the effect class each belongs to

visiting our beloved Mirror's Edge zone

ooh I might have managed to bandage our hand in such a way it won't unravel (both the start and the end of the bandage are tucked under that tight running jacket sleeve), and that it covers even the thumb… excited to see if this works!!

we bought an Apple Watch in February 2022, to motivate us to exercise. I'm sure, given the fact I am Kanbaru Suruga, no further explanation is necessary Naturally we got a band with it, a stretchy braided woven continuous one with no fastener, in red but over time it loosened

rewatching tsubasa cat and i think it's interesting that hanekawa-senpai starts that off by telling araragi-senpai that her dad has hit her, and in her twisted “explanation” of why that was “reasonable”, she says something so horrible that normally you'd respond by… slapping her

🎹 monogatari-moding

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something about being a fictive that's kind of wild to me is being able to inherit a propensity to have a crush on someone (another fictional character, specifically)

here are the two threads the bsky followers missed while bsky was having a normal one 1) bbq night: x.com/i/status/204... / social.noyu.me/@hikari/stat... 2) listening to the new enter shikari album: x.com/i/status/204... / social.noyu.me/@hikari/stat...

kanbaru suruga relaxation/mania-management activities: playing Mario Kart 8 muted while listening to “Looking up” by Mukaiya Minoru (Yamaha Music Datashop MIDI arrangement) on the PSR-350 (it's on a floppy disk)

oh and for the sweden-understander oomfs: yes, it was in english, that's a direct quote not a translation (we live in sweden)

just heard little kids cycling past, one was a young boy yelling “she was a 5-year-old girl, why did you rape her!”, but it sounded kinda like he was acting out a line rather than it being meant seriously adults who claim kids don't need healthy sex-ed are dangerously naïve

the arm-bandaging went real clean today, very happy with this

note to self, set up recording before touching a guitar because the coolest shit we do is always when we're going by feel, not paying attention and not currently recording, so we need a fly on the wall type thing

why, if it isn't Araragi-senpai!

what a wonderful colour the blood orange has

why the fuck am i getting psychedelic visuals in my ordinary visual field with my eyes open

I'm not going to change who I am for some narrow minded strat player 🙄 the kids have to learn about offset players some day, we exist!

why, if it isn't Araragi-senpai!

no no, i have nothing against offset guitar players, but do you really have to make it your entire personality? there are children who might hear you playing a mustang and get the totally wrong idea, you know

i remixed a song made for a console with 64 bytes of RAM "channel(s) f(our) bomb" based on "Channel F-Bomb" by Galgox, remix/cover: me (nightshade) original song: battleofthebits.com/arena/Entry/... .XM modfile: f.nightshade.network/pub/mod/chfo...

this ended up being only 40k on disk btw

bandaging your left hand turns out to be an obstacle to playing guirar

consider the following kanbaru

here's a list of senpais i want to have as my girlfriend someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the gabarge

i have so many good outfits in this show

nisioisin character writing is always like “ah, you see, araragi-kun. that's a china's apple. or perhaps an Appelsine, or even Citrus × sinensis… つまり、 it's what would be called an orange. and then the translators are forced to make it like “ah, that's a lemon, or lime, or—

kanbaru-to-kanbaru communication

decided to install AbiWord just to try it out (on Debian; it's basically Linux-only these days alas) and just look at this. this is pure and soulful. i'd so much rather use this than LibreOffice next time i gotta write a Serious Letter

nooo suruga nooo don't get ice cream on your bandaged arm, silly girl, your left hand may be the one you gravitate to but this is not the one to use for this oh well this bandage was starting to fall apart anyway

just walked into a restaurant and there's someone who looks like a doppelganger of us

what on earth was “hikari”'s deal, man maybe in a month or two our brain will be in a safe enough place to think about it. for now i can just notice that i don't feel like i completely understand her…

imagine if the new president to replace trump in ten years was called like John America. they must have grown the new hungarian guy in a lab it's so funny

kanbaru suruga fact: crying is one of my favourite activities

trying out the Wii U Mii Maker, it's really nice… I love the background music, it's some kind of bossa nova…

kanbaru suruga hero arc (went to psychiatric emergency zone out of concern for not getting enough sleep at only one week into a manic episode, while in a state of calm and lucidity about it, without hiding the truth, pre-emptively, after already having stabilised herself again)

new monogatari arc called Suruga Sleepy where i get hit with the mega sleepy-beam. it's an oddity that makes you super sleepy and yawning constantly

the basketball team 全裸合宿 is one of my best ever bits made up on the spot to fuck with araragi-senpai. i've been thinking about it off and on for days. 全裸合宿, 全裸合宿, very pleasing word

i really do love basketball. this isn't just a fictivepost, we finally dragged ourselves to a local adult recreational/fitness basketball group a few months back and it's one of our life's best decisions, especially while unemployed. it's so much fun. dare to try it if you can

losing my shit with our swedish gf watching this extremely obscure live action danish super mario brothers TV show youtu.be/s_n5QYM2lpk

girl clothes don't need pockets because they have bras. that's a tip from your local sports shoujo

good lord, if you google the title of our new blog post, the one trying to give people a well-researched, fun, meaningful, myth-busting insight into the world of General MIDI, then Google will literally make up more bullshit for us to correct. this AI response is a hallucination!