the DNC, personified by a meek, cowardly donkey in a business suit digs up the corpse of the Whig Party, stares into its maggotty eyesockets and large self-inflicted exit wound at the top of its skull and after many minutes of silence, the donkey smiles and says "you did everything right."

i don't understand why people create these strawman arguments and still have them be wrong. factually, Russia has held off on sending in the majority of its army, but its best troops are in Ukraine. its manpower scraping is because it doesn't trust draftees in front line roles

that door stays locked pal. goes to the underdark. nothing there but crazy ass nympho goblins. wet pussy slappin sounds all day and all night, big bug barbecue & no one knows what a dollar means. complete waste of time. last time someone opened that door i couldn't use this root cellar for a year

ultimately the issue with liberalism is wealthy liberals, which are the only kind with power, consider class solidarity more important than political unity. the recent jesse singal kerfluffle on this shithole of a site is the perfect example

i hope the replacement of "speaking truth to power" with "gilles de rais level of unimpeachable sexual access to minors" as the main form of license journalists have doesn't have any negative effects on society. probably it won't

it's against the terms of service to not be jesse singal's friend. it's against the terms of service to tell jesse singal no if he asks you for nudes. you might be hiding something. we all owe each other transparency, but we all especially owe jesse singal transparency

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

guys who talk like this have political beliefs identical to Agusto Pinochet

what about charlie kirk's lewd conduct with his horselike mouth? his sexual gums? could the killer have been motivated by a desire to maintain public decency in the face of so equine an individual?

Ok PBS just let David Brooks say that his friends texted him “this is our George Floyd”

PLEASE can anybody chip in? I'm almost out of some medicine and my internet is going to get cut if I don't have at least $70

you couldn't make the caretaker's albums now. we have a much more positive attitude about terminal dementia these days. turns out it's good for business

the west has fallen

every day i am vindicated completely by the dumbest people alive

boys, this could be you! drop Avery- name yourself Kyle! kirk out! break out the dewritos! you could live the blessed liberation of young cis men across the nation if you simply become the local hot couch guy and bafflingly insist you could beat shaq in a muay thai match

i got a week of suspension from twitter for telling jesse singal to rope 6 days ago and only just checked bluesky. its posts like this that are why. bluesky is the place for the wealthy and/or popular queers who imagine themselves representative and mouth off about a world of which i can only dream

my life just like anecdotes about japanese modernists fr

ah i see... ideological purge on multiple fronts of the officer class alongside the appointment of an inexperienced civilian to the position of commander in chief? right as youre heading into open war with a regional power in a geopolitically delicate region? well,

All US media will describe Israel's declaration of war as "preemptive" and Iran's response as "unprovoked."

WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR

america is perhaps the one place in the world that lacks both subtlety and sincerity. most developed countries have long traditions of intellectualism and artistic depth, most undeveloped countries have a culture of earnest sincerity. we're facetiously stupid as a nation

Historically, all reactionary forces on the verge of extinction invariably conduct a last desperate struggle against the revolutionary forces, and some revolutionaries are apt to be deluded for a time by this phenomenon of outward strength but inner weakness

終わった...

East Side of Syracuse NY. Correct. Joy of Sex Asian artwork is what inspired me to take art history.

very few people have aged as gracelessly as twitter guys in their late 30s. they were The Internet's Funnyman, that was their peak in life, and boy howdy do they belt em out like its 2017. its an understated failure of bluesky that they're the largest accounts the site has

The exonerative voice was initially reserved for cops, but now it's applied to the IDF and even random hate criminals

Dr Pibb is actually a corruption. the original spelling was Dr. Pißß (pronounced Dr. Pissss)

should furries have an ethnostate? discuss

the Union Of American Sapiosexuals has declared a suicide pact in response to the exile of the American academic class

back in the day you could be named Ernie Duckwood and nobody would think you're a duck disguised as a human even if you quack instead of talking

has anyone figured out how to genetically engineer the flora and fauna to be plaid yet

is pokémon permissible in judaism

Man comes to the US from Lebanon. Starts out delivering pizzas, becomes a Nobel winning neuroscientist. Trump freezes his funding, he gets an email from China offering to move his lab “any city, any university I want" with guaranteed funding for 20 years. What are we doing?

weed has corrected my chakras and enabled my ascent to a higher plane. say yes to drugs

Since K*nye has gone MASK OFF on being an absolute fucknugget I think we should all collectively decide that Hatsune Miku made Heil Hitler

owning the libs as a core republican motivation is funny because what it amounts to is radicalizing their opposition for no gain whatsoever. every day conservatives work diligently to further the liberal to maoist pipeline

every human on earth: well the one good thing about trump is hes incompetent and cowardly and changes his mind every three seconds and never follows through on his biggest threats, reducing the effectiveness of his fascist governance the democrats: we will put a stop to that right away

this summer's riot wave is looking like it's gonna be huge. bunch of demobilized palestine rights college kids going home and joining the anti-ICE struggle along with their liberal parents

HSI agent on lake st standing next to a “DEFEND IMMIGRANT RIGHTS” sign

crowd continues to grow. shouts of “leave my neighborhood! who are you people?” “man fuck 3M for giving you those helmets”

pikachu is a real guy from new jersey

the most sacred right on bluesky is to have a sub- middle school level of reading comprehension