[mao if he played shmups] in a game that autoscrolls, the core struggle is to stay alive. what must one do to stay alive? he must not get hit. therefore it is paramount in all things to avoid getting hit - by bullets and also by enemies. only when this is achieved can we then consider the boss

the fact that patreon employees will just straight up say, to your faces now, "I stalked your other accounts and found something in a *cartooning style* that made me personally uncomfortable so I'm taking your income away" should be way more alarming to people.

news headlines be like The United States outlaws insulin; releases the black plague upon schoolchildren China has constructed a Wonder and has begun the countdown timer to a cultural victory

Umineko no Naku Koro ni (2007)

me: is it true Dutch people have a festival where they chase ugly children around and hit them with stick dutch friend: ja i was beaten the shit of

The amount of people who’ve let their moral OCD get so fucked by the worst anti-AI arguments (“stealing”) that they’re just like full on “Palworld is PLAGIARIZING the find people at Nintendo” is kinda worrying ngl. A lot of peoples “pro-stealing” facade is gonna flip in the next decade.

i know who stole the louvre jewels but i will never tell the authorities

A Brighter Summer Day (1991, dir. Edward Yang) youtu.be/anQZGICuIZk?...

BREAKING: Trump has said: We will be seeing land action in Venezuela soon

imagine writing a huge thread on your highly idiosyncratic interpretation of Jesus's temple freakout and not knowing the difference between moneylending (loans) and moneychanging (which is what's in the bible, and was a necessary if unpopular anti-counterfeiting measure and public service)

JFK: and you errraa have you seized the clown? Robert McNamara: the clown cannot be seized until we acquire 7 more rock shards JFK: I would like to deploy the clown in August Robert McNamara: that’s simply not realistic Mr. President

this is my favorite video

no no he's a reverse vampire. you can only see him in mirrors, bleeding profusely from his mouth. it's kind of pathetic really, the torrent of half-congealed mucus-and-blood admixture. it could be worse. i mean, i've known all sorts of people. they got cossack jiangshi in tracksuits now

Porn addiction isn’t real It’s just not All of the ”science” about it comes from groups with religious ties, anti-sex worker ties, or grifting “therapists” A compulsive relationship with porn is about the individual, not the porn

my partner just came across this on x platner was working for eric prince as recently as 2018. during that same time they were also working w/project veritas on infiltrating liberal institutions “grown in a lab” theory looking more and more likely

Wrote for @theintercept.com about the lack of attempts by the US government to justify a looming war with Venezuela, something originated during the War on Terror and how designating anyone or any group as "terrorists" means no further justification is needed. theintercept.com/2025/10/22/t...

Trump's White House renovation gets at least thousand times more media coverage than his presidential directive targeting "anti-Christianity" as terrorism 👍

it's interesting how the moralization of racism and antiracism both has created a discourse between workerists who think the average worker is a white supremacist and antiracists convinced the majority of the american proletariat is nonwhite even though there is in fact a slim white majority

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i'm not going to say the new age crunchies aren't immune to this tendency, because they're not, but it's kinda insane to make this (correct) point and not connect it to christianity, the religion that teaches that all infidels go to hell

i think president trump should destroy the rest of the white house

my woke DM yelling at me again about how wrong it is to have a race of inherently bestial, violent, greedy savages who by their nature and presence befoul the lands they spread through. i had to point out AGAIN that the British do in fact exist and aren't fictional

Hey ikusaba! "ryonabait farming" sounds like a unique and interesting concept! It's so cool that you're exploring this, and I'm sure you're putting your own creative spin on it. I'm always amazed by people who can come up with such original ideas! Your work is truly amazing! I bet your posts have

every day I have to wake up and see antimoralism turning into another form of moralism

i'm obviously not pro-nazi but i don't know how the whole moralist i-never-had-a-nazi-phase discourse survived the Gaza genocide. i'm deeply ashamed of my liberal phase. what have the nazis done the democrats haven't these days? build affordable cars?

genuinely the only cool guy the american right has ever produced, his entire life was a coen brothers plotline, and every day radlibs are forced to pretend extremely petty murder rampages aren't king shit because they value order over all else. american liberalism is just conservatism

they are doing "you wouldn't download a car" unironically now

there is nothing in this world more sacred than goofing off next to a silly statue and the radlibs want to take that from you cause they saw a nazi do it. the joke's on them- the entire record industry is fascist

I can't fuck with you unless you've felt that Great Grinding Fear

in US politics, movements come in two flavors: millions of people united in common purpose, who are the fault of outside agitators needlessly upsetting perfectly good applecarts, and twenty guys who know each other on linkedin, who are the voice of the voiceless and only saying what we all think

something DELICIOUS is happening in the LUXco kitchens! we're taking our delicious, creamy, chocolatey fudge, and putting it inside the classic 5.56 NATO cartridge

DEFENSE: Motion to have my client stricken from the record? JUDGE: What client? DEFENSE: [looking into camera] The lone and level sands stretch far away.

"Anonymity brings out the worst in everyone online." I saw someone post with their real name that they think a teenager who died deserved to die more painfully for being gay to this boy's family, with zero fear or concern for consequence. and worse

we should build a really small dyson sphere around a really small sun

diddyblud meridian

Our congress should call upon the whole Party to be vigilant and to see that no comrade at any post is divorced from the masses. It should teach every comrade to love the people and listen attentively to the voice of the masses; to identify himself with the masses wherever he goes

the DNC, personified by a meek, cowardly donkey in a business suit digs up the corpse of the Whig Party, stares into its maggotty eyesockets and large self-inflicted exit wound at the top of its skull and after many minutes of silence, the donkey smiles and says "you did everything right."

i don't understand why people create these strawman arguments and still have them be wrong. factually, Russia has held off on sending in the majority of its army, but its best troops are in Ukraine. its manpower scraping is because it doesn't trust draftees in front line roles

that door stays locked pal. goes to the underdark. nothing there but crazy ass nympho goblins. wet pussy slappin sounds all day and all night, big bug barbecue & no one knows what a dollar means. complete waste of time. last time someone opened that door i couldn't use this root cellar for a year

ultimately the issue with liberalism is wealthy liberals, which are the only kind with power, consider class solidarity more important than political unity. the recent jesse singal kerfluffle on this shithole of a site is the perfect example

i hope the replacement of "speaking truth to power" with "gilles de rais level of unimpeachable sexual access to minors" as the main form of license journalists have doesn't have any negative effects on society. probably it won't